Prove there's a god.

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#683573 Jan 7, 2014
nanoanomaly wrote:
<quoted text>That's rich coming from a guy who's buddies made their wives and girlfriends (and probably a few "boy" friends) dress up like hookers at one of their "gatherings" and called it "Brothel Night". Misogynist fkrs.
Catcher1 wrote:
<quoted text>
I know not of what you speak, nano.
My "buddies" would never do that.
It's just another example of how nano needs to lie about us.

“It's Time. . .”

Since: Jun 13

New Holland

#683574 Jan 7, 2014
Shaddap wrote:
<quoted text>Osama bin Laden was a religious person. Mohammad Atta was a religious person. Torquemada was a religious person. Pope Pious IV was a. Religious person. Andrea Yates is a religious person. Herbert and Katherine Schiable are religious people. Deanna Laney is a religious person. The Bind, Torture, Kill idiot is a religious person. Dena Schlosser is a religious person.
<sarcasm>Yeah. Religious people. Very trustworthy.</sarcasm>
People like that are the reason I've become so cynical about it all. As well as religious people who are less notorious, but I know them.

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#683575 Jan 7, 2014
Divinity Surgeon wrote:
<quoted text>
What miracle did you experience and witness?
andet1987 wrote:
<quoted text>
on June 30, 2011 around 8 pm, I passed by Jeff, a religious guy who hands out religious booklets to passersby. then I went inside a Hispanic store just nearby to buy something. after 30 minutes, I went out and passed by Jeff again. I believe there was a slight rain while I was inside the Hispanic store. when I went out, it was not raining anymore.
"It's a Miracle," Jeff said when I passed by him. He pointed at where he was standing and at the religious booklets he placed on the sidewalk about 10 feet from him.
"I can't believe this," I told him. Then I went home.
what I saw were two perfect dry semi circles. one was much bigger one where Jeff was standing, the other one was smaller where he put all his religious booklets. God protected Jeff and his religious materials from getting wet. I agreed with him when he said, "It's a Miracle".
I am not delusional type of person nor someone who experiences hallucinations. and I am not doing drugs, or anything. I have no vices. it was my first Miracle experience and probably my last.
And you really expect us--or anyone--to believe this utter nonsense? Was your "god" REALLY that much more interested in keeping some religious stoner's pamphlets dry rather than curing some child's leukemia?? Not only are you a liar, but you're a piss poor liar.

HAAA HAAA HAAA!! HAAA HAAA HAAA!! HAAA HAAA HAAA!! HAAA HAAA HAAA!! HAAA HAAA HAAA!! HAAA HAAA HAAA!! HAAA HAAA HAAA!! HAAA HAAA HAAA!! HAAA HAAA HAAA!! HAAA HAAA HAAA!! HAAA HAAA HAAA!! HAAA HAAA HAAA!! HAAA HAAA HAAA!! HAAA HAAA HAAA!! HAAA HAAA HAAA!! HAAA HAAA HAAA!! HAAA HAAA HAAA!! HAAA HAAA HAAA!! HAAA HAAA HAAA!! HAAA HAAA HAAA!! HAAA HAAA HAAA!! HAAA HAAA HAAA!! HAAA HAAA HAAA!! HAAA HAAA HAAA!! HAAA HAAA HAAA!!

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#683576 Jan 7, 2014
Divinity Surgeon wrote:
<quoted text>
Did you see Jeff outside while you were inside?
andet1987 wrote:
<quoted text>
no, but I asked him later after a week if he was using an umbrella or anything to cover him and the religious materials. he said no. instead, he told me some other Miracles that he experienced before.
And you christians say *I'm* crazy for toasting the Goddess every full moon.

LMFAO@U!!!!

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#683577 Jan 7, 2014
Just Think wrote:
<quoted text>
I spoke to Zeus and he said to tell you "you're welcome."
andet1987 wrote:
<quoted text>
Zeus is a Greek myth. God in heaven is real.
Zeus says you're wrong; he told me so himself!

Prove he didn't.

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#683578 Jan 7, 2014
andet1987 wrote:
<quoted text>
yes, I believe what he said because of the fact that he is a religious person.
So were Hitler, David Koresh, Paul Hill and Marshal Applewhite.

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#683579 Jan 7, 2014
waaasssuuup wrote:
<quoted text>
it is being supressed by gaytheism - thanks for asking!:-)
I thought I smelled shit; I was right, here you are.

So, you're saying your "god" is powerless against the "gaytheist" movement. Now,*why*should anyone worship it?

“It's Time. . .”

Since: Jun 13

New Holland

#683580 Jan 7, 2014
Reverend Alan wrote:
<quoted text>
I forget why but some Xians believe using an X for Christ is a complement of some kind. They could have been putting me on hoping I would stop using it.
Well my writing teacher certainly didn't mind me putting it on her card. And she's a devout Catholic.

“It's Time. . .”

Since: Jun 13

New Holland

#683581 Jan 7, 2014
Reverend Alan wrote:
<quoted text>
I wish that the peaceful pot smokers who get sent to prison and turned into violent sophisticated criminals, that when they get out they move in next door to all those who voted for politicians who support the war on drugs.
Prohibition doesn't work. Period.

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#683582 Jan 7, 2014
andet1987 wrote:
God exists because Miracles happen. Miracles are proofs of God's presence.
Shaddap wrote:
<quoted text>Your Invisible Immoral Daddy can't heal amputees. Fail.
Her Invisible Immoral Sky Daddy can't cure childhood leukemia. Or won't. Either way, EPIC fail.

“It's Time. . .”

Since: Jun 13

New Holland

#683583 Jan 7, 2014
Al Garcia wrote:
<quoted text>what a Pandora's box would be opened up if Meth was legalized, or at least decriminalized. I understand that It is a war of personal choice and freedom, but that stuff is so addictive that I know that prohibition never works, but at least its an attempt to keep a bad situation from getting worse.
http://www.facesofmeth.us/main.htm
That is a really nasty drug. It can make people ultraviolent, but then so can alcohol.

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#683584 Jan 7, 2014
waaasssuuup wrote:
<quoted text>
translation: "i still poop my pants but no one here can prove it!" - kait
Speaking of pants full of poop, how've you been?

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#683585 Jan 7, 2014
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
<quoted text>

Now, answer my question: What is there to be gained by your god for punishing people for all eternity? What's the point?
waaasssuuup wrote:
<quoted text>
not until you answer my question and say "please":
No.

Answer my question. If you want me to accept jesus, you have to give me a good reason.
waaasssuuup wrote:
<quoted text>should justice be served for crucifying the innocent Son of God???
1. That never happened.

2. That does not address my question.
waaasssuuup wrote:
<quoted text>let me break it down and make it easier for you to understand:
if you think justice should be served for attempting to kill your innocent dog Marlow, don't you think it should also be for killing an innocent Man/God?:)
Your jesus is a myth, Marlowe isn't.

I am making this as simple as possible; even YOU should be able to understand. What is the point of punishing someone FOR ALL ETERNITY WITH DAMNATION AND BURNING AGONY simply for not believing?

“I never claimed to be Perfect”

Since: Nov 10

just better than yesterday

#683586 Jan 7, 2014
Rosa_Winkel wrote:
<quoted text>
That is a really nasty drug. It can make people ultraviolent, but then so can alcohol.
Agreed.

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#683587 Jan 7, 2014
waaasssuuup wrote:
<quoted text>
lol - you sure put your perverse witch-spin on your words and called them mine!
No spin; they were your words. Own them.

“I never claimed to be Perfect”

Since: Nov 10

just better than yesterday

#683588 Jan 7, 2014
Reverend Alan wrote:
<quoted text>
Al, have you ever known a situation that Government didn't make worse? Remember when the Government declared war on poverty? We now have more poverty than ever before. If the Government declared war on abortion, in 6 months men would be having them.
Government can hardly run itself.

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#683589 Jan 7, 2014
waaasssuuup wrote:
<quoted text>
"Why are you trying to call me "mister miss?"
cuz the verdict is still out on your gender until you can forward a pic of you holding a sign that says "hi wasup"
Take a deep breath, and hold it. I'll get back to you.

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#683590 Jan 7, 2014
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
<quoted text>
Kind of a step up for you, actually; normally, I think of you when I'm cleaning cages.
waaasssuuup wrote:
<quoted text>
them cute critters with the big brown eyes remind you of me, huh hon?:-)
No, their blood, piss, shit and pus do.

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#683591 Jan 7, 2014
waaasssuuup wrote:
<quoted text>
ya know, i believe you may be right! i was gone for a cpl weeks and caught myself thinking about you at times and then said to myself "WTF - why do i think fondly of her when all she does is insults me all the time?!":-(
Try asking your wife.

Since: Dec 13

Location hidden

#683592 Jan 7, 2014
A Formal Satire wrote:
<quoted text>
Prove unicorns don't exist. When you do that, I'll prove your god doesn't either.
You are the one looking to prove something.
The burden of proof is yours, or shut up and stop fighting like a toddler.
Prove there is no God, or drop your cry baby rants.

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