Why would someone who is perfect want to become inebriated, rendering themselves imperfect?
Think about it, ar ar.
Do you think intoxication is an *improvement* on perfection?<quoted text>
Why would getting drunk render a perfect person imperfect?
It depends on how anal retentive they are. I once knew someone who was so tight-assed that whenever he farted, only dogs could hear it.<quoted text> Would sweating do the same? How about farting? Can a perfect person fart?