Prove there's a god.

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#679644 Dec 21, 2013
waaasssuuup wrote:
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are you scared of me now, friend?
listen here - even tho He who is in me is greater than he who is in you, we can get that lil bugger out of you so you can be in Him too!:-)
We're not interested in your sex life.

Prove there's a god.

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#679645 Dec 21, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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No.
I'd compare it to something else...
...in your head.

There's no proof of your god.

Having been found is a quality something needs in order to be called proof.

Until it's found, proof doesn't exist.

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#679646 Dec 21, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Thanks for sharing your opinion.
My pleasure.

Thanks for sharing your evasions.

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#679647 Dec 21, 2013
Hukt on Fonix wrote:
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Have you seen 'The Man from Earth'?
It's a 2007 sci-fi (Good sci-fi, IMO) movie... with just the right amount of fantasy.
There are no aliens or time traveling... there are no SpecialFX at all. Nadda one.
It's 100% dialogue, and takes place almost entirely in one room.
It's literally nothing but an interesting man telling a VERY interesting story to a small gathering of his academic colleagues.
It's officially one of the best movies ever made... because I say so.
Don't ask questions, don't read any reviews, don't go to IMDB...
... just watch the damn thing.
Go get it...
...RIGHT NOW!

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#679648 Dec 21, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Pray.
And mean it.
Get to where this feels comfortable:
“Dear Lord Jesus,
I know I am a sinner, and I ask for your forgiveness. I believe you died for my sins and rose from the dead. I trust and follow you as my Lord and Savior. Guide my life and help me to do your will.
In Your name, amen.”
You can do it.
You want me to feel comfortable about lying to your savior?

That's the first thing.

The second is, any "sin" that I'm guilty of is solely my responsibility. I'm not about to try and convince myself that I can shrug off that responsibility by mumbling a few shallow words. My method of alleviating guilt involves cessation of doing the things that bring on feelings of guilt. That takes real effort.

Furthermore...

Anyone harmed by something one's done - IS THE ONE - that one SHOULD feel compelled to ask forgiveness of. Retribution and Recompense (R'n'R) is the name of the game... that's where it's at.

Your method is like keying someone's car and then expecting your buddy to wash YOURS after showing him the key you used.

Also...

If someone washes MY car, and I didn't ask them to... I'd show a little appreciation... but, if they expect me to give them the car, or my brain, they're gonna be disappointed.

Which leads to...

Sacrifice.

What sacrifice?

I know... the man allegedly "died on the cross"... for me... and you... all of us.

If the man had stayed dead, then it woulda been a sacrifice.

You savior got to feeling all better, and knew he would.

According to you, he STILL alive, in another realm, a better place... and being crucified did something absolutely incredible for his diplomillenarian hearing.

No thanks.

In all sincerity, I cannot do that.

Oh...

BTW...

If the mythos was instead that Jesus died for God's sins... then at least that would make sense.

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#679649 Dec 21, 2013
diplodecacentenarian?

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#679650 Dec 21, 2013
Just what does one call a 2000-year-old person?

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#679651 Dec 21, 2013
Besides "dead"?

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#679652 Dec 21, 2013
LuciFerr wrote:
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Mac! Really?
Careful!

Mac might convince you.

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There

#679653 Dec 21, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Lol no it isn't.
Jehovah is a Latinization of the Tetragrammaton, which is a Hebrew vocalization.
Good job, purfesir.
The Hebrew isn't Latin, Imbecile! Jehovah is an English word. Yahweh is the Hebrew and Latin pronounciation/vcalization of the Tetragrammon.

BTW, which "English" and "Latin" are you referring to ?

Old, Middle, Modern, Classical, Medieval, Legal, Medical, Academic ?

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#679654 Dec 21, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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You're the idiot that thinks Jehovah is an English word.
I really hope you're lying about going to college.
You've wasted all that money and effort.
I am sure the shoeshine boy who taught you Hebrew and Latin is very proud of you, as is the circus clown that taught you all about the Bible.

Did the homeless guy give you your prostate exam yet ?
Have him give you a brain massage while he's in there.

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#679655 Dec 21, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Oh.
I figured you knew more that that.
There's no proof you're a Christian.

All we have is your say so.

It's all in your head.

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#679656 Dec 21, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Prove it.
Oh wait, you can't.
There's no proof.
That's right... there's no proof that I'm a monkey's uncle.

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#679657 Dec 21, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Capt Kirk?
You're proof that your god's a d!ck.

You're a big walking and talking d!ck created in your god's image.

Or so you say.

Actually... your god's a d!ck because you imagine your god in your image.

Captain Kirk doesn't believe in your god either. He's a fictional character that doesn't believe in another fictional character. You might as well worship Captain Kirk. At least he saves planets instead of drowning them.

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#679658 Dec 21, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Boy, you're really trying hard to convince yourself, aren't you?
Not a single thing was listed that isn't blatantly true.

Demonstrate your god, then demonstrate something that doesn't exist...

... and you'll notice that your god IS indistinguishable from something that doesn't exist.

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#679659 Dec 21, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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I understand what Jehovah means.
It's not an English word.
It's not Hebrew word.

It's as close to English as it is to Hebrew, if not closer.

As stated... you don't understand...

...or care to.

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#679660 Dec 21, 2013
...not a Hebrew word.

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#679661 Dec 21, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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I wouldn't know.
That's just what a schizophrenic would say.

They don't know the voices they hear are hallucinations.

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#679662 Dec 21, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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I did sort it out for you, I even give you a clear-cut explanation of what I mean when I say God.
And you're still asking me which god?
Only you know what you mean when you say "God".

Your god's in your head, only in your head, and in your head only.

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#679663 Dec 21, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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I'm not admitting anything.
Clearly you don't understand sarcasm.
You don't understand clarity or sarcasm.

You can't tell the difference between clarity and sarcasm.

Your comment is called "ironic"... but you don't understand that either.

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