Prove there's a god.

Catcher1

Since: Sep 10

Redondo Beach, CA

#674121 Nov 16, 2013
Dave Nelson wrote:
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I figured that. Now figure if there wasn't a WalMart for the hoi polloi to shop at and spread their nasty little fingers after rubbing noses, picking asses, not washing after using the restroom facilities, all over the goods and carts, where would they go? Your places.
Go into a WalMart as a study, Catcher. Go to the different sections, pick up things from the shelves and put them back. Then lick your fingers and rejoice in the freedoms your philosophy and life's work has helped to create.
Better yet, go into a Walgreen's in the Castro District and do that. Ahh, the taste of life. You will love it.
Think about such things wherever you travel, even in the airports.
I am very knowledgeable about, and attentive to, my personal hygiene.

But I prefer not to sully the threads with graphic posts about defecation and such.

I'll pass on your invitation.

And since you appreciate puns, WalMart can wait.

Since: Sep 11

Location hidden

#674122 Nov 16, 2013
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
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You provided only what you wanted me to see, and not what I proved to you.
Tapes vs Transcripts, li'l timn17.
Does that "n" stand for Nixon?
Is that "17" your age?
At least Nixon had the decency to leave.
Step away from the bong. And while you're at it, grow up.
Unbelievable.

Since: Sep 11

Location hidden

#674123 Nov 16, 2013
Dave Nelson wrote:
Dave Nelson wrote:
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The difference is how thick it is spread and the ease of washing your hands.
You seem to think it is OK for a small group to add more than their share in the pursuit of self gratification.
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Timmy takes a trip to San Francisco and meets up with the Rev Alan, who shows him around the area, including the gay bars he danced in.
It is late afternoon and they are standing at a trolley stop in the Castro District. The trolley approaches and those waiting start to queue up with Timmy and Alan in the front. Then a twinkie comes trotting up all nude except for his high heels, a clutch bag, and a feathered boa and gets in front. The trolley stops and he is the first to step on it, with Timmy and Alan right behind. They are cool with this.
However, the twinkie stumbles on his heels and starts to fall forward, and with the strong sunlight coming over his shoulder, Timmy can't help but notice the young man's reddened butthole and glistening substance in that area as he falls forward. Nor the deafening sound of a prodigious wet one being cut loose, with associated droplets glistening in the sun. That he then senses lands on his face. He flinches a bit, but recovers quickly, maintaining his highly developed savoir fairety. Him and Alan exchange knowing and worldly grins. Ah, the freedom of San Francisco. Such a cool thing. The twinkie glances back, knows they are homophobes from Timmy's flinch, and proceeds with a smirk on his face.
Timmy and Alan get on the trolley. The rest of the people kind of hang back for the next one.
Your fantasies are getting more elaborate dave. 50 bucks says you have erotic fanfiction featuring topix characters stashed on your computer.

Since: Sep 11

Location hidden

#674124 Nov 16, 2013
Reverend Alan wrote:
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Thanks. If I call you an ugly bag of water am I being scientifically precise or am I just insulting you?
Both?

Since: Sep 08

Rocky Ford, CO

#674125 Nov 16, 2013
timn17 wrote:
<quoted text>Your fantasies are getting more elaborate dave. 50 bucks says you have erotic fanfiction featuring topix characters stashed on your computer.
I thought it was a rather funny scenario for such a savvy fair guy such as yourself to be caught in. And it was quite possible. Did you like the strong afternoon sunlight part? That was a compliment to your alertness and observational abilities. You don't miss much, right?

Send me the 50, I could use it.

Since: Sep 08

Rocky Ford, CO

#674126 Nov 16, 2013
I'm looking out my window and seeing a full moon rising.

Something most here just read about. It's just a moon.

But much more to those that use to live under it.

Since: Sep 08

Rocky Ford, CO

#674127 Nov 16, 2013
Catcher1 wrote:
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I am very knowledgeable about, and attentive to, my personal hygiene.
But I prefer not to sully the threads with graphic posts about defecation and such.
I'll pass on your invitation.
And since you appreciate puns, WalMart can wait.
There's a Superbug out there waiting for you, Catcher. A bug that grew within the jungles of mankind and a nice tender juicy morsel with no resistance coming down the path. Johnny Ringworm with a real bad attitude and better ways to get into you.

Just waiting.

Since: Apr 09

Location hidden

#674128 Nov 16, 2013
Working for the Lord wrote:
<quoted text>Why do you want to be a non believer? There is a God, but you simply wish away the fact that there is because of your lifestyle of indifference to God would cause you pain and suffering because of the way you have lived your life But don't you know whatever it is God can and will forgive you if you will become a Christian. I urge you to go to the nearest Church of Christ and get baptized and get all your sins washed away and start your life knowing you have a home in heaven when this life here is over.
Instead of trying to convince atheists to become Christians, shouldn't you be trying to convince all the other Christians to join your church (you knowÂ…the one true church) to keep them from going to the imaginary hell you all believe in but for which you all seem to have different rules on how you get there?

You wacky religious folks...

Catcher1

Since: Sep 10

Redondo Beach, CA

#674129 Nov 16, 2013
Dave Nelson wrote:
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There's a Superbug out there waiting for you, Catcher. A bug that grew within the jungles of mankind and a nice tender juicy morsel with no resistance coming down the path. Johnny Ringworm with a real bad attitude and better ways to get into you.
Just waiting.
I was inoculated--can't catch your bug.

BTW, I saw the same moon last night--gave me a very spiritual feeling, of which I posted on another thread (one you will not venture into). I'm looking for tonight's even fuller version; too early here yet.

Since: Sep 08

Rocky Ford, CO

#674130 Nov 16, 2013
Moon's up, gotta get dressed for the evening.

But before I go for tonight, here is a bet.

Not a single Topix atheist gets the object lesson from Timmy's experience and other posts.

What your fellow man does no matter where he lives, has an impact on you.

Freedom is nice, but with it goes responsibilities to the group. Everyone reading this knows, or has done it themselves, that if someone in authority tells you not to do something, then you will do it just to spite them.

Who you gonna call to keep order when "The Man" has his back turned and not looking?

Since: Sep 08

Rocky Ford, CO

#674131 Nov 16, 2013
Catcher1 wrote:
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I was inoculated--can't catch your bug.
BTW, I saw the same moon last night--gave me a very spiritual feeling, of which I posted on another thread (one you will not venture into). I'm looking for tonight's even fuller version; too early here yet.
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/healt...

Bet you can catch a bunch of others. Catcher.

That showed up after I posted the other.

“ad victoriam”

Since: Dec 10

arte et marte

#674132 Nov 16, 2013
Dave Nelson wrote:
Moon's up, gotta get dressed for the evening.
But before I go for tonight, here is a bet.
Not a single Topix atheist gets the object lesson from Timmy's experience and other posts.
What your fellow man does no matter where he lives, has an impact on you.
Freedom is nice, but with it goes responsibilities to the group. Everyone reading this knows, or has done it themselves, that if someone in authority tells you not to do something, then you will do it just to spite them.
Who you gonna call to keep order when "The Man" has his back turned and not looking?
So why did you plug him from behind?

Since: Sep 08

Rocky Ford, CO

#674133 Nov 16, 2013
Aura Mytha wrote:
<quoted text> So why did you plug him from behind?
You have not been up to your best game the last couple of days.

Since: Sep 08

Rocky Ford, CO

#674135 Nov 16, 2013
http://www.sacbee.com/2013/11/15/5915467/afte...

Lovely. Another post shows up.

Porn flicks have gotten a lot nastier, graphic, and more violent than they use to be. Entertainment value for jaded appetites. With aspiring actors that will do anything for the buck. They can be someone you work with.

That's secular law. Being ignored or circumvented.

Public health issues.

Man has had long experiences with sex and diseases. You might like to think what you see in some religions is just prudishness, but they actually go back to long ago experiences with those issues in an effort to keep things under control.

“Darwin was right..of course.”

Since: Jun 11

Evolution is true.....

#674137 Nov 16, 2013
Rational Tulsans wrote:
White conservative scum filth racist lying maggots do not have a God.
Wow....another Jesus follower spreads the love.

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#674138 Nov 16, 2013
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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That is of course your opinion.
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Pappa Bear has "facts," while everyone else in the world merely has "opinions."
He must think this is his house or something.
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Naw. My house is much more orderly than this hellhole.
I know; y'can't threaten anyone here with your belt, can you?

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#674139 Nov 16, 2013
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
Every belt buckle in the German army had a swastika with "Gott Mitt Uns" stamped on it.
The Nazis were christians. Accept the truth, deal with it, and move on.
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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The American military swears to God. The American military is Christian. Do you accept that?
Looking up there at the repeat of my post, I coulda sworn I was talking about the Germans and the Nazi Party.

The Nazis were christians; I guess you've accepted the truth of that.

Baby steps, Pappa Bear, baby steps.

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#674140 Nov 16, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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The American military swears to God. The American military is Christian. Do you accept that?
But to answer your question, no; the American military is *not* christian. Not one hundred percent.

There are Jews.

There are Muslims.

There are Buddhists.

There are Native American shamans.

Shit, son, there's even Wiccans.

https://www.circlesanctuary.org/index.php/mil...

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#674141 Nov 16, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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No.
That's what RR would say.
Jesus is much kinder than I.
And you obviously feel no obligation to try to emulate him, do you? Or at least what that myth stands for.

Not even a little bit?

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#674142 Nov 16, 2013
Reverend Alan wrote:
To me Jesus is a myth, one of many, one copied one right after another.
Buddha (Siddartha Gautama) c. 563 BCE
--born on December 25 {{{SNIP}}}
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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His birthdate is unknown, enough of your lies.
Jesus's "birthdate" is unknown. Enough of your lies.

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