I am very knowledgeable about, and attentive to, my personal hygiene.<quoted text>
I figured that. Now figure if there wasn't a WalMart for the hoi polloi to shop at and spread their nasty little fingers after rubbing noses, picking asses, not washing after using the restroom facilities, all over the goods and carts, where would they go? Your places.
Go into a WalMart as a study, Catcher. Go to the different sections, pick up things from the shelves and put them back. Then lick your fingers and rejoice in the freedoms your philosophy and life's work has helped to create.
Better yet, go into a Walgreen's in the Castro District and do that. Ahh, the taste of life. You will love it.
Think about such things wherever you travel, even in the airports.
But I prefer not to sully the threads with graphic posts about defecation and such.
I'll pass on your invitation.
And since you appreciate puns, WalMart can wait.