Prove there's a god.

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#670159 Nov 2, 2013
Dave Nelson wrote:
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A god will not peek down from above to see what is happening, karl. Everybody will behave themselves. He will be that homeless derelict that sees you pissing in the park.
sorry for your losses "dave"

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#670160 Nov 2, 2013
Greens - Tuf wrote:
<quoted text> I'm with you Dave, I'm with you.
As I've said before, a pitch dark room is full of light ,but they just cannot comprehend.
Pat wrote:
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You are just a blind man in a dark room searching for a black cat that isn't there then dishonestly claiming you have found it.
god damn that is perfect

(definition:= christian god)
(that damned one)

“Ditat Deus”

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#670161 Nov 2, 2013
karl44 wrote:
ok
the god of the bible speaks of a talking snake
Negative.

"Now the serpent was more crafty than any of the wild animals..."

"The woman said to the serpent..."

"You will not certainly die,” the serpent said to the woman..."

"So the Lord God said to the serpent,“Because you have done this..."

Then God cursed the serpent into a snake.

What sense would it make to curse a snake to become a snake?

Do try, karl. I know you can do it.

“Ditat Deus”

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#670162 Nov 2, 2013
karl44 wrote:
aww, keep your serpent in your pants
You just admitted that serpent doesn't always mean snake.

Thanks!

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#670164 Nov 2, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Wow.
You atheists go to great lengths attempting to denigrate the Bible.
How's that going so far?
Do you really believe what you copy/pasted?
You know how when you look back on greek mythology it's just so obvious they were being silly?

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#670165 Nov 2, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Uh-huh....
Because they'll be taught the "truth" of science. "Facts" only, right?
<quoted text>
Negative.
I've never taught a science class.
But I have attended science classes.
And most of the time, it's just some BA teacher spewing regurgitated information from a teachers guide, not teaching.
<quoted text>
Yes I do. I have two kids and was there through the entire pregnancy and childbirth. And here I am, 17 years later still raising those children.
Besides, being pregnant is a natural thing, taking classes to do done thing natural isn't something normal people do
You say some dumb things.

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#670166 Nov 2, 2013
Working for the Lord wrote:
Peanut butter foils the evolutionist.
Hell yeah.

“Seventh son”

Since: Dec 10

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#670167 Nov 2, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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You just admitted that serpent doesn't always mean snake.
Thanks!
Yeah but he was talking trouser snake. lol

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#670168 Nov 2, 2013
Reverend Alan wrote:
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You trust God because you are a moron.
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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You're so kind.
I do agree, Alan has been overly kind with you, not that you have earned such respect.

“Seventh son”

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#670169 Nov 2, 2013
ROFLMAO>>>

The "erectus trouserous" or otherwise commonly referred to as "trouser snake" is the worlds MOST dangerous snake. It is fang less, the average length is 5-6 inches, although some are said to reach 8 inches. Colors vary from pink to black. It usually attacks women in the mouth or lower abdominal area. Its highly venomous spit can cause swelling that lasts about 9 months. Some species area also known to attack men from behind.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php...

“Ditat Deus”

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#670170 Nov 2, 2013
timn17 wrote:
<quoted text>You know how when you look back on greek mythology it's just so obvious they were being silly?
No, how?

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#670171 Nov 2, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Negative.
"Now the serpent was more crafty than any of the wild animals..."
"The woman said to the serpent..."
"You will not certainly die,” the serpent said to the woman..."
"So the Lord God said to the serpent,“Because you have done this..."
Then God cursed the serpent into a snake.
What sense would it make to curse a snake to become a snake?
Do try, karl. I know you can do it.
you want me to find sense in the christian bible?

you have given up on that pursuit.

The bible is mythology, rather poor mythology, stolen from the past, retold poorly, makes no sense; waste of time looking for complex meaning. Was written by ignorant hill people.

“Ditat Deus”

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#670172 Nov 2, 2013
Aura Mytha wrote:
ROFLMAO>>>
The "erectus trouserous" or otherwise commonly referred to as "trouser snake" is the worlds MOST dangerous snake. It is fang less, the average length is 5-6 inches, although some are said to reach 8 inches. Colors vary from pink to black. It usually attacks women in the mouth or lower abdominal area. Its highly venomous spit can cause swelling that lasts about 9 months. Some species area also known to attack men from behind.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php...
Chuckles.

Haha

HAHAAAA!

Ahahahahaaaaaaaaa!

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

“Ditat Deus”

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#670173 Nov 2, 2013
karl44 wrote:
I do agree, Alan has been overly kind with you, not that you have earned such respect.
You think calling people a moron is "overly kind".

Your morals are in question, karl.

“A witty saying proves nothing”

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#670174 Nov 2, 2013
Clark Griswold wrote:
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Dave, blowup dolls don't count as girlfriends.
scaritual wrote:
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To The Dave Nelson they very well might.
Ever eat something really foul, and you feel so sick you want to throw it up but can't seem to get the reflex going? Think about what one of Dave's blowup dolls smells like. That'll get the process going for you.

“A witty saying proves nothing”

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#670175 Nov 2, 2013
Dave Nelson wrote:
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You just have to assume they are Topix atheists. They weren't made to have intelligent conversations with.
Of course, one has to realize that what's considered "intelligent conversation" to a decrepit, pompous, narcissistic, confused, dim witted, 2 fingered, 2 steps out of the grave, washed up old codger, is what normal people refer to as mindless drivel.

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#670176 Nov 2, 2013
Aura Mytha wrote:
ROFLMAO>>>
The "erectus trouserous" or otherwise commonly referred to as "trouser snake" is the worlds MOST dangerous snake. It is fang less, the average length is 5-6 inches, although some are said to reach 8 inches. Colors vary from pink to black. It usually attacks women in the mouth or lower abdominal area. Its highly venomous spit can cause swelling that lasts about 9 months. Some species area also known to attack men from behind.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php...
Oh, some get 8 inches easily, most definitely. It's not rumor. Well, others are rumors, but let me assure you they can.

5-6 inches? Is that all?

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#670177 Nov 2, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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You just admitted that serpent doesn't always mean snake.
Thanks!
you are a jerk
an ignorant jerk


why don't you do your own research?

the reason that serpent (snake) means untrustworthy (currently) is because of the bible story -- you ignorant xtian pussbucket --

now look up what "serpent" meant at that time in that culture

ignorant christian -- and proud of it
what a curse

“A witty saying proves nothing”

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#670178 Nov 2, 2013
Dave Nelson wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =JObrOiTkkhEXX
A Jethro Tull concert from way back.
It is amazing how intellect and energy can be combined in music.
When I was young I just reacted to such things. You get older and get exhausted just by watching the energy expended you start to pick out the intricacies involved. They get more enjoyable.
Life is like that.
OK, I guess the point your trying to make here Dave is that back when you were in your late 50's and Jethro Tull was popular,;you were a fan; but now you are easily exhausted. Well, thank you so much for sharing this extremely brilliant and interesting observation. If you have any more like this please post them here:

http://www.topix.com/forum/city/boring-or

“A witty saying proves nothing”

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#670179 Nov 2, 2013
timn17 wrote:
<quoted text>Ok Forrest.
Dave Nelson wrote:
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Appreciating music and how it is made makes me a Forrest?
Timmy, you are so shallow.
God, the Creative Force, loves music. That is why it chews up so many musicians. A lot of those go through personal hells to learn how to put those notes and thoughts together to express themselves. It is the pain that made them grow and be creative. They suffer and overcome, and you get to listen and criticize.
You got no soul and poetry in you, Timmy. A piece of dead meat walking, like a fat contented cow waiting to be harvested.
And to think that Dave was able to deduce all this just from Timn's post: "OK Forrest". What a truly insightful and deep thinker that Dave is.

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