Prove there's a god.

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Since: Feb 08

...are my strong suits!

#669885 Nov 1, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Wow. You put almost 15 minutes into that.
You're not really trying are you?
How much time should it take?

Yes, I honestly did what you said. Had a head start. I already knew what I wanted to ask and was comfortable asking it.

No response.

“A witty saying proves nothing”

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#669886 Nov 1, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Like I said, you choose to remain ignorant, it keeps your beliefs healthy.
Try this;
All snakes are serpents but not all serpents are snakes.
Does that make sense to you?
Or how bout this one;
All Catholics are Christian but not all Christians are Catholic.
Cletch is right, when stuck in a corner you just keep repeating your last illogical statement. The question was, can you show me a picture of a serpent or at least tell me a zoo where they have one. Your Catholic/Christian analogy is fine, but just repeating that snakes are serpents all serpents aren't snakes does not define a serpent. If serpents exist I'm sure google would have a picture of one. I'm sure you looked and couldn't find one, hence your repetition of your last post, along with the clarifier that I must be dense if I STILL don't understand what a serpent is. Here, let me help you with your next post.

[Riverside Redneck said: Let me explain it one more time for you, All snakes are serpents but not all serpents are snakes.]

Your welcome!

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#669887 Nov 1, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Well excuuuu-uuuuse me.
Your excused Steve.

“Spelin 'n' tpyin...”

Since: Feb 08

...are my strong suits!

#669888 Nov 1, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Um...
---> I <--- asked ---> you <--- which god because you asked to prove there's a god.
And since ---> I <--- don't know which god ---> you <--- are referring to....
When I'm dealing with you, your god is the only one I'm concerned with.

Why presume that to be any god other than YOUR god?

Are other gods' existences easier to prove or sumpthun?

Harder?

'Bout the same?

“Ditat Deus”

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#669889 Nov 1, 2013
Clark Griswold wrote:
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Have you ever considered how Jesus would feel about that type of debauchery?
What's wrong with being topless?

“Ditat Deus”

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#669890 Nov 1, 2013
Hukt on Fonix wrote:
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Again, I'm attached to my hands. I'm looking at them. I'm typing with them. They are objectively verifiable.
For me to prove the existence of my hands... to you... would require we implement a different venue.
Your choice. Pick one... but try and pick one where you could also prove your god's existence.
No "BOOM!".
No stalemate.
The best you can do is request a draw.
Are you?
I'm not granting one.
That means you either quit or keep playing.
Which is it?
Is this your idea of evidence? Just your word?!

C'mon, Hukt. I'm pretty sure you can do better.

You said it's quite easy.

PYHH

Go.

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#669891 Nov 1, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Ya, that's what I meant.
It's easier to write 'prove' than this paragraph you wrote.
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Yes, I know that too.
<quoted text>
O_o
"made everything that produced light on the 4th day"?!
You think the suns are "everything that produces light"?!?
I told you, the only things in the universe that sheds significant light on Earth are the Sun, the Moon and the Stars. Please tell me what this magic light source is that God has kept hidden for the past 13 billion years (or 6,000 if you're a Christian).

I have a feeling I'll be getting this answer the same time I get a proper definition of a serpent, or a link to a picture of one.

“Ditat Deus”

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#669892 Nov 1, 2013
Clark Griswold wrote:
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Cletch is right, when stuck in a corner you just keep repeating your last illogical statement. The question was, can you show me a picture of a serpent or at least tell me a zoo where they have one. Your Catholic/Christian analogy is fine, but just repeating that snakes are serpents all serpents aren't snakes does not define a serpent. If serpents exist I'm sure google would have a picture of one. I'm sure you looked and couldn't find one, hence your repetition of your last post, along with the clarifier that I must be dense if I STILL don't understand what a serpent is. Here, let me help you with your next post.
[Riverside Redneck said: Let me explain it one more time for you, All snakes are serpents but not all serpents are snakes.]
Your welcome!
I did define serpent for you. All six definitions. You're just stuck on the first one; snake.

That's your bad, not mine.

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#669893 Nov 1, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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What's wrong with being topless?
Hey, nothing at all. There's no tit like a bare tit I always say. I was just joshing you. I'm sure Jesus appreciates a nice set of jugs too. They're living art for God's sake.`

“Ditat Deus”

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#669894 Nov 1, 2013
Hukt on Fonix wrote:
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How much time should it take?
Yes, I honestly did what you said. Had a head start. I already knew what I wanted to ask and was comfortable asking it.
No response.
Ok. For shits and giggles I'll assume you're not lying.

You've already failed step 2, showing respect.

I don't know if we can move to step 3, humbling yourself before God, without you showing that you have sincere respect for God.

Can you do that?

“Ditat Deus”

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#669895 Nov 1, 2013
Hukt on Fonix wrote:
Why is the venue irrelevant?
Don't dodge the question.
Answer it, then we'll move forward.
You misunderstand.

The venue is extremely relevant.

In this venue, you can't even prove you have hands yet you want me to prove God to you.

I can't do that. It's between you and God.

“Ditat Deus”

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#669896 Nov 1, 2013
Clark Griswold wrote:
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Your excused Steve.
Whew! I thought you'd stay mad at me.

*curtsies*

“Spelin 'n' tpyin...”

Since: Feb 08

...are my strong suits!

#669897 Nov 1, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Is this your idea of evidence? Just your word?!
C'mon, Hukt. I'm pretty sure you can do better.
You said it's quite easy.
PYHH
Go.
The venue makes it difficult.

You say the venue's irrelevant.

The venue isn't irrelevant.

It is the most relevant thing. It is the reason I can't physically show my hands to you... right now.

Is this venue the ONLY thing inhibiting you from presenting proof of your god's existence?

Yes/no?

Since: Sep 10

Redondo Beach, CA

#669898 Nov 1, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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If you were to ask me that, I'd say no.
As I've always said.
I've posted to you several times that I think Satan has been influencing people from the beginning, NOT "since 1962".
But alas, I have no doubt that you'll repeat your ignorant nonsense in the months to come and I'll be correcting you yet again.
More cross-examination required.

Mr. Redneck, have you at any time posted your views on the decline of morality in the U.S. since about 1962, and Satan's role in that decline?

If you have, what were those views?

“Ditat Deus”

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#669899 Nov 1, 2013
Clark Griswold wrote:
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I told you, the only things in the universe that sheds significant light on Earth are the Sun, the Moon and the Stars. Please tell me what this magic light source is that God has kept hidden for the past 13 billion years (or 6,000 if you're a Christian).
Lol, no. 6,000 years if you're a YECer.

The Bible gives no timeline in Genesis, I believe they are totally wrong about their 6,000 year old earth thing.

Regarding the light that God made, I can't answer you. There's no Scripture that defines it. All we know is that God created light THEN created suns. We also know that suns are not the only light source in the universe.
I have a feeling I'll be getting this answer the same time I get a proper definition of a serpent, or a link to a picture of one.
I'll do better than a picture of a serpent that isn't a snake. Here's a video:

http://youtu.be/hV-05TLiiLU

Since: Sep 10

Redondo Beach, CA

#669900 Nov 1, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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You do not speak Redneckian.
Possibly you didn't see my response to Hukt?
But your query deserves merit.
Why IS it so difficult to prove you have hands?
Can you?
I won't engage in stupid games with a sociopathic redneck.

Play with yourself.

“Ditat Deus”

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#669901 Nov 1, 2013
Clark Griswold wrote:
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Hey, nothing at all. There's no tit like a bare tit I always say. I was just joshing you. I'm sure Jesus appreciates a nice set of jugs too. They're living art for God's sake.`
Every time I see a nice pair of hooters, I thank God for His genius creation.

However...

When I see them saggy titties, like socks filled with sand, I think "WHY, GOD? Why'd you make me look?!?"

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#669902 Nov 1, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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I did define serpent for you. All six definitions. You're just stuck on the first one; snake.
That's your bad, not mine.
I'll ask you then to please link me up with a picture of a serpent then.

Here's the only one I could find (not sure if this is an actual photograph though). Sure looks like a snake to me. Damn fig leaves always growing in exactly the wrong places.

“Spelin 'n' tpyin...”

Since: Feb 08

...are my strong suits!

#669903 Nov 1, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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You misunderstand.
The venue is extremely relevant.
In this venue, you can't even prove you have hands yet you want me to prove God to you.
I can't do that. It's between you and God.
I did not misunderstand.

You said the venue is irrelevant... when it isn't.

What I'm asking is... with respect to this or any other venue... why can't you present the proof you claim to have?

The proof of my hands exists at the end of my arms, just past my wrists... here in North Carolina. Guaranteed!

Where does the proof of your god exist?

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#669904 Nov 1, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Whew! I thought you'd stay mad at me.
*curtsies*
Hell Riv, I never hold a grudge.

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