Prove there's a god.

“ad victoriam”

Since: Dec 10

arte et marte

#669458 Oct 31, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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A talking serpent? They're everywhere.
Here's one:
http://youtu.be/hV-05TLiiLU
My ex-wife is another.
Perhaps you know of only one of the six definitions of serpent.
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PYHH
Yah mean like this....Zip..shaaaawing.

“Spelin 'n' tpyin...”

Since: Feb 08

...are my strong suits!

#669459 Oct 31, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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You're a smart guy, figure it out.
You need to tell me so we can avoid any further confusion on my part.

Since: Jul 09

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#669460 Oct 31, 2013
Dave Nelson wrote:
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Your realities are what they told you are realities. You are still an elementary school child sitting at the desk accepting what you hear as truths.
you are a paranoid

perfect for the formulation of supernatural belief.

Since: Jul 09

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#669461 Oct 31, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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So what I was taught was "wrong" and what they teach now is "right". Why?
Because science changes too damn much.
I wonder if my grandkids will be taught something different as my kids, because **now** it's "right"....
No dude, I'm a dude. I've never been pregnant, nice red herring though.
Normal people don't need to take a course on how to do something natural, only the "intellectuals" do.
I see you were a poor student. No surprise.

You need not state that you are not an intellectual, that is obvious.

“Spelin 'n' tpyin...”

Since: Feb 08

...are my strong suits!

#669462 Oct 31, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Then we are at a stalemate. I haven't said I can prove God. In fact, I've said the opposite - that I can't prove God to you.
And you can't prove love.
Or your hands.
The fact that neither of us can't prove anything in this venue means nothing.
"What god?" is the question YOU beg with nearly every post YOU make.

You have claimed to have proof. You have not provided that proof.

Hands ARE objectively verifiable things.

There IS proof that mine exist.

I CAN show them to you. They are the proof.

Hands are proof of hands.

It's that simple.

This venue doesn't mean nothing... seeing as it's the one we're using at the moment.

Are there another "venues" we could implement... ones that wouldn't inhibit your ability to demonstrate proof of your god?

There's a BIG fuggin difference between my hands and your god.

Hands are demonstrable.

Do you require step-by-step directions for verifying the existence of mine?

“Spelin 'n' tpyin...”

Since: Feb 08

...are my strong suits!

#669463 Oct 31, 2013
Aura Mytha wrote:
<quoted text> It's nodda snake.
There you go again.

The question didn't pertain to a snake.

It pertained to a serpent.

You think that's confusing?

Ya outta try organizing yer rednecks and yer hicks in separate baskets!
Forum

Carlsbad, NM

#669464 Oct 31, 2013
Clark Griswold wrote:
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Yes and a blessed and bountiful harvest to you Mac. Good to see you old bud.
You make us laugh Clark.
Keep up the good work.
I love the lights.
Never give money to your family.

“A witty saying proves nothing”

Since: Jul 08

Location hidden

#669465 Oct 31, 2013
Dave Nelson wrote:
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You are back.
Had forgotten you even existed.
I knew this was going to be a strange Halloween. I knew it!
Will you be gone tomorrow?
Dave, it makes my heart swell to see how much you've missed me. Let me explain this in terms you can relate to... Topix is like a chronic prostate infection. It's tough to shake and often creeps back after you've had too much to drink.

Since: Jul 09

Location hidden

#669466 Oct 31, 2013
Ben Dare wrote:
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I certainly hope so Dave. You are so knowledgeable and have such a brilliant mind, I'm sure you can think of something. Why don't you start with proper safety techniques while operating a power saw, or maybe, how to type with no fingers.
dave is an accident magnet.

that is not the incident that hurt his brain

“A witty saying proves nothing”

Since: Jul 08

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#669467 Oct 31, 2013
Forum wrote:
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You make us laugh Clark.
Keep up the good work.
I love the lights.
Never give money to your family.
Thanks Forum. Yes the lights, one of the few man made objects that can be seen from high earth orbit on a clear night.

“Spelin 'n' tpyin...”

Since: Feb 08

...are my strong suits!

#669468 Oct 31, 2013
Why in the hell is RR so interested in my hands anyway???

Oh, GAWD!

<blushes and runs>

“A witty saying proves nothing”

Since: Jul 08

Location hidden

#669469 Oct 31, 2013
karl44 wrote:
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dave is an accident magnet.
that is not the incident that hurt his brain
I'm afraid to ask. Dave hurt his brain? Let me guess, I'm seeing an old geezer wearing a tinfoil hat, drunk in a tittie bar, up on stage with his pants off grabbing at a young topless dancer. I see several bouncers approaching... OK, I'm changing the channel, I can't watch this.

“Spelin 'n' tpyin...”

Since: Feb 08

...are my strong suits!

#669470 Oct 31, 2013
I don't have hands.

Catcher1

Since: Sep 10

Redondo Beach, CA

#669471 Oct 31, 2013
Clark Griswold wrote:
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As to see you Cletch. So... you happen to notice your ex-quarterback is 8 and 0 right now? And is it me or does Colin Kaepernick kind of resemble one of those hairless cats? Sorry, I'm not a 49ers fan. Can't stand Harbaugh, and it's also due to the 49ers long standing habit of destroying the Bears.
Yeah, old 72 must be proud as hell, with Peebob and Fountain laughing like hyenas. Buck does a driveby now and then, but basically he's run out of steam.

Catcher1

Since: Sep 10

Redondo Beach, CA

#669472 Oct 31, 2013
Dave Nelson wrote:
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You are back.
Had forgotten you even existed.
I knew this was going to be a strange Halloween. I knew it!
Will you be gone tomorrow?
Give it up, dude.

Double Fine is on the way.

And Hiding isn't far behind.

Get your white flag out.

Catcher1

Since: Sep 10

Redondo Beach, CA

#669473 Oct 31, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Why do you assume He's ignoring them?
Are you one of those non-believers that's a non-believer because God doesn't *POOF* all our problems away?
RR is a Mother Teresa cultist.

Gets off on the suffering of others.

Am I being too tough on you, RR?

Then grow up.

Catcher1

Since: Sep 10

Redondo Beach, CA

#669474 Oct 31, 2013
Clark Griswold wrote:
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Thanks Forum. Yes the lights, one of the few man made objects that can be seen from high earth orbit on a clear night.
The Great Wall can also be seen, but I suppose only in daylight.

“ad victoriam”

Since: Dec 10

arte et marte

#669475 Oct 31, 2013
Hukt on Fonix wrote:
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There you go again.
The question didn't pertain to a snake.
It pertained to a serpent.
You think that's confusing?
Ya outta try organizing yer rednecks and yer hicks in separate baskets!
It's the standard default answer nowadays.

Q- Well Aura, where did you park your car?
A- It's nodda snake!
Q- Why do you go into the PTAG thread?
A- It's nodda snake!
Q- Why do you keep saying it's nodda snake?
A- Because.......It's nodda snake!

“A witty saying proves nothing”

Since: Jul 08

Location hidden

#669476 Oct 31, 2013
Catcher1 wrote:
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Yeah, old 72 must be proud as hell, with Peebob and Fountain laughing like hyenas. Buck does a driveby now and then, but basically he's run out of steam.
I'd heard he's been having really bad headaches after Pee Bob and Fountain dropped a 200 pound anvil on his head while he was sleeping as a joke, then laughed like hyenas.(Why do they always laugh like hyenas... wtf is it with those two and hyenas anyway?)

I'd seriously drive my cycle down to Kentucky to have a beer with Buck sometime ... as long as I knew those two idiots Pee Bob and Fountain weren't going to be there. I'm sure there'd be a wedgie coming sometime after the second or third beer. Then after we all got drunk we'd probably end up having group sex with Mae Pearl. On second thought, Kentucky is a long way to go to get drunk and have sex with a pig.
Greens - Tuf

Sydney, Australia

#669477 Oct 31, 2013
Ben Dare wrote:
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Why do you find that odd? Don't you hate it when someone lies? Do you hate the lie? Same thing.
It is a common trait we all have, but this trait is Universal. Society as we know it would crumble if we didn't lie .
Example: " does my bum look big in this ? "
" no honey, it looks great "
Now that kind of lie is for the betterment of society, it keeps it progressing . Lieing is a necessary evil and the Universe created the biggest lie of all by creating a world of illusion which we call reality, we think it's real when in actual fact there is nothing real about it.
It is a lie for the Universes own needs, reality as we know it is beneficial only for the Universe, what exactly are we supposedly getting out of it ?
But I stress , I don't think for one second that we are separate from the Universe, I believe we are the Universe lieing to ourselves through this illusion for our own survival.

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