Prove there's a god.

Since: Sep 08

Alamosa, CO

#669232 Oct 31, 2013
Catcher1 wrote:
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I guess that, if Jesus returned and was again convicted and executed, Christians would start wearing a little syringe around the neck, or a tiny noose, or a teensy chair, depending on the country or state of residence.
God, you are such the intellectual. So deep in your thinking. Wow!

“let's do this thang!”

Since: Aug 10

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#669233 Oct 31, 2013
thewordofme wrote:
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The Gospels are known to be written by anonymous authors; not whose names are on the chapter headings.
They are also not considered eyewitnesses.
they're not "known" to be written anonymously, but 'supposed' by scoffers. scoff away scoffer, but you're only excluding yourself, not me;)

“let's do this thang!”

Since: Aug 10

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#669234 Oct 31, 2013
thewordofme wrote:
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Chemical probably.
scoffing problem.

“let's do this thang!”

Since: Aug 10

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#669235 Oct 31, 2013
Pat wrote:
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Intelligent is ignorance to the upside down brain of the terrified theist.
what does someone who trusts in The Redeemer have to fear?

"if God is for us, who can be against us?"
Ben Dare

Schaumburg, IL

#669236 Oct 31, 2013
Catcher1 wrote:
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That's right, trust the Bible, it never changes.
Hold on.
The interpretations keep changing, and there are disputes as to the right translation.
Catcher, when scientific fact and theories disprove the entire foundation of Christianity, as well as Judaism and Islam, the only thing these people can do is to try and discredit that which put them there. Science has unintentionally backed the followers of all Abrahamic religions into a corner, and all they can do is lash out at the facts, theories and common sense that contradicts their entire belief system.

The reason man has progressed from hunting and gathering to the somewhat advanced civilization that we are today, is because one day some really smart cave man started recording all of his tribe's collective knowledge into a "book of truth". Once this happened, man began to advance exponentially, as each generation no longer needed to relearn all the things his ancestors had previously learned. The recording of this knowledge became the first form of science. Each time someone learned something new, it would be "recorded" in "the book". Then one day something horrible happened: man invented religion, and the worst event in history occurred; someone put all these religious ideas into The Book of Truth, which totally corrupted it, and religious nuts have been at odds with scientists ever since. And even now, hundreds of thousands of years later, these nut jobs are STILL trying to get their convoluted ideas into The Book.

One can only imagine how advanced our civilization would be today had Christianity not put us into the dark ages for 700 years, and had all the money wasted on building churches etc. had been directed towards medicine and technology. And THIS my friend is why I hate the concept of Jesus.

Since: Sep 08

Alamosa, CO

#669237 Oct 31, 2013
Wooo!

It just hit me. The social engineering of the last few decades, especially in the USA. The reason for the unseen hand guiding us to manufacture a new resource the world so desperately needs, and to increase our wealth as a nation. The reason for the shift in education and social values. The gearing up for a brave new world.

Prima donna production!!

Oooh! What an exciting time coming up. Nothing like a dozen already in one place instead of having to wait for one to show up. Shame I will be missing it.

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

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#669238 Oct 31, 2013
Dave Nelson wrote:
The world has changed.
Back when I was a newly empowered mind driven out of the factory it wasn't so crowded. We would go tearing down the highway or through the streets, with no seatbelts on. Oftentimes drunk. Experiencing and showing off what we had. We learned things the hard way.
Nowadays these young whippersnappers like Apsu do donuts in the parking lot and show us the brochures and magazine articles.
Very impressive.
LOL

Maybe he watches the YouTube video of someone egging their neighbors and then thinks he's done it himself....

“let's do this thang!”

Since: Aug 10

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#669239 Oct 31, 2013
chance47 wrote:
Here's a real gem from this month! Wonder why this story isn't getting much attention (or is it?). Sounds bvery intriguing and actually may well be true.. at least after first thought.
Link:
http://www.bubblews.com/news/1298334-scholars...
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My cut and pasting begins here:
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Two historians, American Joseph Atwill and the UK’s Kenneth Humphreys, will hold a symposium in London on Oct. 19, at which, they say, they’ll present new evidence that Jesus Christ never existed and that Christianity and the Gospels are fabrications invented by Roman Caesars of the first century.
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The two scholars claim the plot was conceived as a means to redirect violent Jewish revolt against Roman authority into a peaceful (thereby ineffectual) movement, designed to control the hearts and minds of the Jewish population, and subverting rebellion against Rome without employing increasingly resource-draining military and political tactics.
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And, they claim, it worked brilliantly then and continues to do so.
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LOL! the only way to "prove" such a thing is if they had a time machine AND if they could disprove every miracle and rebirth anyone's received in the Name of Jesus for the last 2000+ years;)
Ben Dare

Schaumburg, IL

#669240 Oct 31, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Naw I don't hate Satan, dude's got nothing over me, so...
I had drinks with him just the other day. He's really not that bad a guy.. very misunderstood.

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#669241 Oct 31, 2013
Ben Dare wrote:
RR, let me put it this way: Jesus is a concept of which I hate. I hate the fact that an astronomical sum of money has been channeled in the direction of perpetuating His mythology. I hate that the Jesus concept causes so much controversy throughout the world when His followers bump heads with people with different beliefs, and also how they are constantly proselytizing. And I hate how, ironically, His followers will look down on anyone who is intelligent enough to discredit His book of nonsense The Bible. It's the concept of the J man that I hate. Hating Jesus is like hating The Joker (another fictitious character whom I also hate).
U-huh....

So you've elected yourself "intelligent enough" to debate something you find as fictional as The Joker.

Find a "Prove There's a Joker" thread, go debate his evil plans, why don't ya?

Oh,that's right. You Jesus haters (that don't believe He even exists yet still hate the nonexistent) just love to quibble about your supposed non-beliefs....

Carrion.
Ben Dare

Schaumburg, IL

#669242 Oct 31, 2013
Catcher1 wrote:
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I kind of like the dude.
I'm not as much of a socialist as Jesus but, if he existed, he seems to have been a decent person.
Mother Teresa, not so much.
She was a total cunnt and a fraud:

http://www.policymic.com/articles/28746/mothe...

“let's do this thang!”

Since: Aug 10

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#669243 Oct 31, 2013
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
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Do you prefer semen in a glass or straight from the tap?
behold - the grace and virtue of the wolf witch! anyone want to join?

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

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#669244 Oct 31, 2013
Catcher1 wrote:
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I guess that, if Jesus returned and was again convicted and executed, Christians would start wearing a little syringe around the neck, or a tiny noose, or a teensy chair, depending on the country or state of residence.
That wouldn't happen. You liberals would delay the execution ad infinitum and he'd just sit on death row forever. Literally.

“let's do this thang!”

Since: Aug 10

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#669245 Oct 31, 2013
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
Just Think wrote:
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"spiritual facts/laws"
LOL…oh, do please list a few of those!
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And once again, waaasssuuup pulls his ideas from his ass, like swallowed dental floss.
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Physical and psychological, you moron. It's the psychology of stress that produces the physical results.
umm...do you care to break-down the dynamics of the word "psychological" for the class? i can, but it will be funny to see you try;)

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#669246 Oct 31, 2013
Ben Dare wrote:
Catcher, when scientific fact and theories disprove the entire foundation of Christianity, as well as Judaism and Islam, the only thing these people can do is to try and discredit that which put them there. Science has unintentionally backed the followers of all Abrahamic religions into a corner, and all they can do is lash out at the facts, theories and common sense that contradicts their entire belief system.
That's nice.

But scientific fact has not disproven anything about Christianity, so...
The reason man has progressed from hunting and gathering to the somewhat advanced civilization that we are today, is because one day some really smart cave man started recording all of his tribe's collective knowledge into a "book of truth". Once this happened, man began to advance exponentially, as each generation no longer needed to relearn all the things his ancestors had previously learned. The recording of this knowledge became the first form of science. Each time someone learned something new, it would be "recorded" in "the book". Then one day something horrible happened: man invented religion, and the worst event in history occurred; someone put all these religious ideas into The Book of Truth, which totally corrupted it, and religious nuts have been at odds with scientists ever since. And even now, hundreds of thousands of years later, these nut jobs are STILL trying to get their convoluted ideas into The Book.
One can only imagine how advanced our civilization would be today had Christianity not put us into the dark ages for 700 years, and had all the money wasted on building churches etc. had been directed towards medicine and technology. And THIS my friend is why I hate the concept of Jesus.
What is "advanced" is relative. You may say we are an advanced civilization now, but people have been saying the same thing throughout the ages.

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#669247 Oct 31, 2013
Ben Dare wrote:
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She was a total cunnt and a fraud:
http://www.policymic.com/articles/28746/mothe...
Odd....

You think Mother Teresa was a "cunnt and a fraud" but Satan isn't a "bad guy, just misunderstood"...

Huh.
Ben Dare

Schaumburg, IL

#669248 Oct 31, 2013
Dave Nelson wrote:
http://www.infowars.com/a-chip -in-the-head-brain-implants-wi ll-be-connecting-people-to-the -internet-by-the-year-2020/
Ah, Topix atheist Nirvana is in sight.
No need to read their instructions. No bothersome gadgets.
They can just sit there in bliss while their scientists and politicians enlighten them. And tell them how much money to transfer to their accounts. What to do that day. How to do their day. A nice perfect and ordered existence.
You finally came close to hitting the nail on the head Dave. You just described a very accurate account of the daily life of a Christian. However you misplaced a couple words: insert "Christians" for "atheists" and "preachers" for "scientists and politicians". Never has there been a larger group of sheep in existence as the followers of the Abrahamic faiths. The Bible even instructs people to blindly follow like sheep, and defines a good person as one who has "faith".(faith = blind unsubstantiated beliefs).
Ben Dare

Schaumburg, IL

#669249 Oct 31, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Odd....
You think Mother Teresa was a "cunnt and a fraud" but Satan isn't a "bad guy, just misunderstood"...
Huh.
No, that's not odd at all. Mother Theresa was a real person, and proof has emerged after her death that she was not the kind loving iconic saint people thought she was (did you even look at the link?). Satan is a fictitious character like Jesus, and I was obviously kidding about him. That really was obvious wasn't it? I shouldn't have to clarify this to you, but I actually didn't have drinks with him the other day (although when I woke up in the morning I did feel as though he had possessed me the night before). I'll have to be more careful when kidding around with you in the future.

Since: Sep 08

Alamosa, CO

#669250 Oct 31, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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LOL
Maybe he watches the YouTube video of someone egging their neighbors and then thinks he's done it himself....
Sounds about right.

Egging, yard hopping, racing through town. Oh, those days of irresponsibility you learn from. Or should have. Now they have it on video for your immediate enlightenment. No risk education.

Life can be so exciting.

Since: Sep 08

Alamosa, CO

#669251 Oct 31, 2013
Ben Dare wrote:
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You finally came close to hitting the nail on the head Dave. You just described a very accurate account of the daily life of a Christian. However you misplaced a couple words: insert "Christians" for "atheists" and "preachers" for "scientists and politicians". Never has there been a larger group of sheep in existence as the followers of the Abrahamic faiths. The Bible even instructs people to blindly follow like sheep, and defines a good person as one who has "faith".(faith = blind unsubstantiated beliefs).
Nothing like a newly empowered mind by your educators to have all the answers and know what it is all about, eh?

Shame it evaporates when you croak. All that learning gone to waste.

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