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“ChristianityIs AMental Disease”

Since: May 10

And The Cure Is Education

#663023 Oct 9, 2013
Something for the liberals to ponder:

Tuesday, Oct. 8--
apital Mall was closed due to the government shutdown, but it was open for a pro-illegal immigration demonstration. World War II veterans were not allowed to go to teir memorial, but illegals were allowed to demonstrate. Nancy Pelosi as right there with them, encouraging them.

Thank you, Obama and Reid; the Mall is closed to Americans, but open for illegal aliens' rallies.

“ChristianityIs AMental Disease”

Since: May 10

And The Cure Is Education

#663024 Oct 9, 2013
Let me get this straight.....

We’re going to be “gifted” with a health care plan we are forced to purchase and are fined if we don’t, which purportedly covers at least ten million more people, without adding a single doctor, but provides for 16,000 more IRS agents; written by a committee whose chairman says he doesn’t understand it, passed by a Congress that didn’t read it but exempted themselves from it, and signed by a president who smokes; with funding administered by a Treasury chief who didn’t pay his taxes, for which we’ll be taxed for four years before any benefits take effect, by a government which has already bankrupted Social Security and Medicare, all to be overseen by a Surgeon General who is obese, and financed by a country that’s broke.

What the hell could possibly go wrong?

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#663025 Oct 9, 2013
nanoanomaly wrote:
<quoted text>Unlike your ancient crevasse, my vajayjay has yet to need the artificial help.
That's because it only exists in your mind, sir.

“Seventh son”

Since: Dec 10

Will Prevail

#663026 Oct 9, 2013
Catcher1 wrote:
<quoted text>
I can contribute some almondy paste.
If your vajayjay is able to taste.
(That's a poem, dedicated to you.)
How many rolls of duct tape is required?

“Is that all you've got?”

Since: Jun 10

Location hidden

#663027 Oct 9, 2013
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
...

Karma is not a conscious entity. It has never been described as such by anyone.
Thanks for showing your ignorance.
You need to try reading the links I provide...

" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karma#Views" ;

...then, maybe, you wouldn't look so stupid.

“Darwin was right..of course.”

Since: Jun 11

Evolution is true.....

#663028 Oct 9, 2013
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
<quoted text>
It's your hell, stumper, you go there.
<quoted text>
Agreed.
Shalom; welcome to the madhouse. Here's an umbrella; be careful as you pass by nanoanally's cage; he likes to crap in his hand and fling it at the passersby.
Well he REALLY is related to the chimps.:-)

“Is that all you've got?”

Since: Jun 10

Location hidden

#663029 Oct 9, 2013
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
<quoted text>
Squeal like a pig, little man, when waaasssuuup shoves his dick up your azz.
Do you blow him before or afterward?
A lady never tells...you.
Bongo

Greenlawn, NY

#663030 Oct 9, 2013
nanoanomaly wrote:
<quoted text>Unlike your ancient crevasse, my vajayjay has yet to need the artificial help.
ooh Nano
Bongo

Greenlawn, NY

#663031 Oct 9, 2013
River Tam wrote:
<quoted text>
That's because it only exists in your mind, sir.
Nano has the best of both worlds , don't be jelous.
Shaddup

Fort Worth, TX

#663033 Oct 9, 2013
Aura Mytha wrote:
<quoted text>
How many rolls of duct tape is required?
*are. Riverdancer requires the pedantry.
Shaddup

Fort Worth, TX

#663034 Oct 9, 2013
nanoanomaly wrote:
<quoted text>Unlike your ancient crevasse, my vajayjay has yet to need the artificial help.
Smells like low tide.
Bongo

Greenlawn, NY

#663035 Oct 9, 2013
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
<quoted text>
I didn't write that all in one post; I haven't drunk that much Red Bull tonight.
:)
soreasskate you abominable ancient crevasse scatwoman, no man ever made love to you, I felt a little sorry for you , only for a nanosecond.
Shaddup

Fort Worth, TX

#663036 Oct 9, 2013
nanoanomaly wrote:
<quoted text>lol
I remember you jumping right on me the very day I registered. I also remember asking you to stop and then blocking your messages when you wouldn't.
It's past time for you to move along and give up the grudge.
You should cunningly linguistically combine your pathetic fish. The Internet would smile when two less hateful bee yotches post.
Shaddup

Fort Worth, TX

#663037 Oct 9, 2013
Al Garcia wrote:
<quoted text>
Wow Kait! I'm impressed.....!:)
Shut up, pathetic pole smoker. None of that was factual, and, suddenly, you required no citations. You ridiculous, perverted, cross-eyed pooftah...F. U.
Shaddup

Fort Worth, TX

#663038 Oct 9, 2013
macumazahn wrote:
<quoted text>"His driving is like unto the driving of Jehu, son of Nimshi. For he driveth most furiously."
And this boy's headed for the cliff-edge.
Rush. Best driver ever? Jackie Stewart. A Scotsman. A true Scotsman. The most true untrue Scotsman. Thank g-d it twernt no Christer.
Shaddup

Fort Worth, TX

#663039 Oct 9, 2013
Al Garcia wrote:
<quoted text>
Pay attention potato chip man:
1 Chronicles 3:19 The sons of Pedaiah: Zerubbabel and Shimei. The sons of Zerubbabel: Meshullam and Hananiah. Shelomith was their sister.
1 Chroniclses 3:20 There were also five others: Hashubah, Ohel, Berekiah, Hasadiah and Jushab-Hesed.
I Guess the simple stuff is just too.... difficult for you to understand.
Now sit still while I explain it sloooowwwllly for you.....
Pedaiah was the Granpa...... he had two sons Zerubbabel and Shimei.
Zerubbabel was the Daddy of:
1.Meshullam and
2.Hananiah and
3.Shelomith (the Sister)
AND five more
4.Hashubah
5.Ohel
6.Berekiah
7.Hasadiah and
8.Jushab-Hesed.
And just in case you're confused....As I'm sure you are....
Shimei was the Kids uncle...
I can't make it any easier for you... well, perhaps if I give you crayons to connect the dots...
Are you really this stupid or are you purposly trying to deceive?
Riverdancing Redneck declares your decoder ring sucks. Hey. Strabismus Al, your theology is only surpassed by your stereoscopic vision.
Shaddup

Fort Worth, TX

#663040 Oct 9, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
<quoted text>
Odd.
I saw Astro-Glide...
in your eye. By the way, in the name of a Republican Jeesus. Astro-half-a glide. Shit we're done.
Shaddup

Fort Worth, TX

#663041 Oct 9, 2013
Al Garcia wrote:
<quoted text>
silicone is better....so I've been told
Christian pervert. Fire. He'll torture. For you. Forever.
Shaddup

Fort Worth, TX

#663042 Oct 9, 2013
Aura Mytha wrote:
<quoted text>
You will have to build those yourself.
There is no legit reason you can claim to need a AA missile.
So it's not that you can own one, it's nobody's got one to sell.
Sure there is got to be a limit, nobody is going to trust you with WMDs.
So, you think the 2nd Amendment should have limits....Bwahahaha. Hypocrites.

“Seventh son”

Since: Dec 10

Will Prevail

#663045 Oct 9, 2013
Shaddup wrote:
<quoted text>So, you think the 2nd Amendment should have limits....Bwahahaha. Hypocrites.

No it doesn't, but sanity does. If you think you need Apache Attack helicopters to protect the crops from aliens, terrorists or them gobberment revenuers , it's a sure sign.

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