There is doubt in your mind that Jesus is going to be here any day now? Yes, any day. No, really, any day.<quoted text>If Jesus came to Earth Rev Anal would be one of the first in line attempting to put a stake through his heart.
Since Jesus is God and God is everywhere Jesus is already on the earth.
It is you Christ-insanity-ists who are putting a stake through Jesus' heart because Jesus tells us:
John 14:15 KJV, "If ye love me, keep my commandments."
Not only do you NOT keep Jesus' commandments, you don't even have a clue what 90% of them are.
You make a mockery of Jesus and then you complain about me.