Sharkey

Vallejo, CA

#660862 Sep 29, 2013
Doctor REALITY wrote:
Prove there's a God?!! Are you kiddin'??!! God ain't REAL, don't you REALIZE that??!! I mean, cats, for example, just came from a big rock out in outer space(Hey, wait a minute?! Where did that rock come from?!!) that got REAL hot and just started POOTIN' in every direction, and BAM!!!, there was TWO CATS, in MALE and FEMALE!!! Yeah!! God ain't REAL!!!: http://idaent.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/...
You must believe that the stork brought you here as well.

After all, someone like you COULDN'T have come from two decent HUMAN people. Not a chance!

Life is not a Disney movie.

Grow up.
Sharkey

Vallejo, CA

#660863 Sep 29, 2013
Doctor REALITY wrote:
Excuse, Mr., or Mrs. Cat, did you come from a big rock in outer space that exploded one day?!, or did you come from a Person the Holy Bible calls the Lord Jesus Christ?!! I was just wondering what YOU thought, Mr., or Mrs. Cat. Oh, how silly of me, Mr., or Mrs., Cat! You ain't got a clue who the King of Glory is, do ya'?!! Silly me, I'm SEW STEW-PID!!! I fergat tha' Lord CREATED you crittas' so that us dumb humans could SEE His Glory!!! If I only had a brain!!: http://pricy-spicy.com/wp-content/uploads/200...
A person cannot create a universe or cats.
That doesn't exist in real life.
Not even the world's best magician can create a cat out of thin air.
Seek professional help for your delusions and to cure your STEW-STEW-PIDITY.
Doctor REALITY

Little Rock, AR

#660864 Sep 29, 2013
Sharkey wrote:
<quoted text>You must believe that the stork brought you here as well.
After all, someone like you COULDN'T have come from two decent HUMAN people. Not a chance!
Life is not a Disney movie.
Grow up.
You were CREATED by the Lord Jesus Christ Almighty God, you STEW-PID BUZZARD!!! And yer gonna' meet Him at the Great White Throne one Day, ya' IGNERT BUZZARD!!

“We AreTheGranddaugh ters Of The”

Since: May 10

WitchesYou Were Unable To Burn

#660865 Sep 29, 2013
Redoran wrote:
<quoted text>
I can't call you a Prick, as females have not Pricks. Here is the best I can do - You be a NonEntity! How's that, satan worshipper?
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
You can't prove your god, you refuse to admit it, you use the little judgeit icons as a substitute for thought, and now the best you can do is to wave your flaccid, impotent desire to call me a prick. How very christian of you.
I don't worship anything that lives inside of your twisted mind.
And thanks for the additional little judgeit icons, thereby further proving me right.

“Move into the light.”

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#660867 Sep 29, 2013
Sharkey wrote:
<quoted text>A person cannot create a universe or cats.
That doesn't exist in real life.
Not even the world's best magician can create a cat out of thin air.
Seek professional help for your delusions and to cure your STEW-STEW-PIDITY.
A universe of cats ..lol

Sharkey

Vallejo, CA

#660868 Sep 29, 2013
Doctor REALITY wrote:
<quoted text>You were CREATED by the Lord Jesus Christ Almighty God, you STEW-PID BUZZARD!!! And yer gonna' meet Him at the Great White Throne one Day, ya' IGNERT BUZZARD!!
No, I was created by my parents.

You were created by your parents.

You were NOT brought here by the stork.

God did NOT have sex with your mother.

Get some help for your delusions.

Since: Apr 09

Location hidden

#660869 Sep 29, 2013
Doctor REALITY wrote:
<quoted text>You were CREATED by the Lord Jesus Christ Almighty God, you STEW-PID BUZZARD!!! And yer gonna' meet Him at the Great White Throne one Day, ya' IGNERT BUZZARD!!
Poe.
eternalrock

Denver, CO

#660870 Sep 29, 2013
what they are learning from here is that God approval beats all. A retard or an old tiny woman with God's approval beats Odin, Superman, Galactus, the US president, Jesus or the entire human race combine.

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#660871 Sep 29, 2013
Reverend Alan wrote:
<quoted text>
Are they all the result of having been cloned in that Church basement somewhere in Alabama? Or was it Mississippi? They are all equally "simple minded". I quote simple minded because that is what St. Paul calls the followers of Jesus, "the simple minded". Hey, who would know better than St. Paul?
Religious home "schooling".

More properly, "child abuse".
eternalrock

Denver, CO

#660872 Sep 29, 2013
Satan or a serial killer with God's approval can do the same thing.
eternalrock

Denver, CO

#660873 Sep 29, 2013
haha i win
eternalrock

Denver, CO

#660874 Sep 29, 2013
eternalrock wrote:
what they are learning from here is that God approval beats all. A retard or an old tiny woman with God's approval beats Odin, Superman, Galactus, the US president, Jesus or the entire human race combine.
i am guessing it might be so

“Move into the light.”

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#660875 Sep 29, 2013
eternalrock wrote:
Satan or a serial killer with God's approval can do the same thing.
So....
God is a legal serial killer you say?
Doctor REALITY

Little Rock, AR

#660876 Sep 29, 2013
Sharkey wrote:
<quoted text>A person cannot create a universe or cats.
That doesn't exist in real life.
Not even the world's best magician can create a cat out of thin air.
Then how did YOU get here, D-U-M-B-O??!! By your MOTHER and FATHER having SEXUAL INTERCOURSE, DUMBO!! And WHERE did your MOM and DAD come from??! A ROCK, D-U-M-B-O??! If you only had a brain!
Doctor REALITY

Little Rock, AR

#660877 Sep 29, 2013
Sharkey wrote:
<quoted text>No, I was created by my parents.
You were created by your parents.
You were NOT brought here by the stork.
God did NOT have sex with your mother.
Get some help for your delusions.
How come men and women have DIFFERENT 'equipment' in their groin area, DUMBO? Yeah, I know, because of your ALMIGHTY ROCK that exploded in outer space one day, huh?? If you only had a brain....
Shaddup

Dallas, TX

#660878 Sep 29, 2013
Doctor REALITY wrote:
<quoted text>How come men and women have DIFFERENT 'equipment' in their groin area, DUMBO? Yeah, I know, because of your ALMIGHTY ROCK that exploded in outer space one day, huh?? If you only had a brain....
Explain hermaphrodites under the concept of "intelligent" design.
Shaddup

Dallas, TX

#660879 Sep 29, 2013
Doctor REALITY wrote:
<quoted text>You were CREATED by the Lord Jesus Christ Almighty God, you STEW-PID BUZZARD!!! And yer gonna' meet Him at the Great White Throne one Day, ya' IGNERT BUZZARD!!
Apparently you've already been bent over the throne.

Is that throne a Price Pfister or an American Standard?
Shaddup

Dallas, TX

#660880 Sep 29, 2013
Doctor REALITY wrote:
Excuse, Mr., or Mrs. Cat, did you come from a big rock in outer space that exploded one day?!, or did you come from a Person the Holy Bible calls the Lord Jesus Christ?!! I was just wondering what YOU thought, Mr., or Mrs. Cat. Oh, how silly of me, Mr., or Mrs., Cat! You ain't got a clue who the King of Glory is, do ya'?!! Silly me, I'm SEW STEW-PID!!! I fergat tha' Lord CREATED you crittas' so that us dumb humans could SEE His Glory!!! If I only had a brain!!: http://pricy-spicy.com/wp-content/uploads/200...
Why would an omnipotent need "humans (to) SEE His Glory!!" No more clear evidence that your immoral dogma is nothing more than the work of miscreants is necessary.
Shaddup

Dallas, TX

#660881 Sep 29, 2013
sweets2360 wrote:
<quoted text>
It also means that Jesus did not arise after three days, go on with his preaching, and ascended straight to heaven. Knocks that old tale on its butt. Easter can go back to being a spring festival.
Yep.
Shaddup

Dallas, TX

#660882 Sep 29, 2013
Chuck wrote:
<quoted text>
They gave one of those prizes to Obama, too. Don't put too much stock in it.
Not for science. Totally different head.

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