Prove there's a god.

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#658172 Sep 6, 2013
Bongo wrote:
<quoted text> Scatwoman you horiffic sub human witch. You really are abominable soreasskate. You and pseudo rev should get hitched
You're a dullard. You bore me.

Walk west,'til your hat floats.
Forum

Carlsbad, NM

#658173 Sep 6, 2013
Bolshevism in America wrote:
<quoted text>
This is real news.
American news is pro Israel, which is pro war, which is pro genocide. They stole this nation opening the federal reserve bank, then had Britian steal Palestine. They are hellbent on armageddon and conquering the world.
We're gonna pay my friend.
We are paying!
http://www.veteranstoday.com/2013/09/04/syria...
Why pro war?
Israel is of the descendants of Adam, Abraham, Isaac, Jacob,
Joseph, Jesus.
Genocide? Holocaust?
When does man use his brain?
Enjoy what is.
Bongo

United States

#658174 Sep 6, 2013
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
<quoted text>
You're a dullard. You bore me.
Walk west,'til your hat floats.
You disgust me skankula. And youre always mad because you have a sore ass, right soreasskate? Now get some ugly sleep so you can get up early and clean all that dogshit , capiche dogface? And clean all that dog hair off everything you balding baggy eyed mutant
outsider

Louisville, KY

#658175 Sep 6, 2013
Sorry for you those who not believe in God. You will be alone throughout your life. No one to ask for help, no one to pray.. Loneliness.. Is bad, isn't it?
Everything in the planet has its creator. Look at your car.. What an excellent machine.. You hit the gas pedal, it takes you where ever you wanna go. How intelligent was its inventor, isn't he? Maybe you think that it occured spontaneously, huh? No baby.. No excellent machines occur spontaneously.. So, cars have inventors, buildings have inventors, computers, smart phones, and all other perfect things have their inventors, creators.. What about flowers? What about animals? What about human beings? Don't they have a creator? They all occured spontaneously? Let set your Bibles aside. Go get your Physiology & Anatomy textbook. Read the duty of your skin, your muscles, your blood, your organs, one by one.. Have you ever heard about how your heart works? Just your heart itself pumps 5 liter of blood EVERY MUNITE without stopping for a minute for average of 70 years? Read how your immune system works, and how you make babies.. Read about this excellent machine, your own body.. Then come back and tell us, while you cannot think a car could occured spontaneously, do you still think your body occured spontaneously?

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#658176 Sep 7, 2013
karl44 wrote:
macumazahn wrote:
<quoted text>I know where I can get you an awesome battle-axe.
<quoted text>
I been nervous ever since he said that
Hehehe.

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#658177 Sep 7, 2013
karl44 wrote:
<quoted text>
like a whale rotting on the beach
That's an odor which, once smelled, will never be forgotten.

Trust me on this.

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#658178 Sep 7, 2013
Bongo wrote:
<quoted text> You disgust me skankula. And youre always mad because you have a sore ass, right soreasskate? Now get some ugly sleep so you can get up early and clean all that dogshit ,
Cleaning cages always reminds me of you. You have the IQ of a dog shit taco and the personality of an intestinal parasite.

You're a dullard, and you bore me.

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#658179 Sep 7, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
<quoted text>
God is real.
<quoted text>
Bitch, you ain't tellin me what to do, you're begging me to do what you ask. I'm not.
God is real.
<quoted text>
HA HA HA! I scroll by most of your posts.
God is real.
<quoted text>
I don't try to convince or convert you, I'm sharing my beliefs.
God is real.
<quoted text>
Obviously, you don't understand that God is real.
God is real.
Who are you trying to convince that your god is real? Certainly not me; obviously, you are trying to convince yourself.

I *deny* your god, and by doing so I make you question your own faith.

I defy you to do anything about it.

I'm laughing at you.

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#658180 Sep 7, 2013
Bolshevism in America wrote:
<quoted text>
You give the appearance of one of them rationalizing Futt Buckers.
God or no God you are a decadent depraved Ashkenazi pig.
You're goin home, soon.
Suck butter from my azz.

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#658181 Sep 7, 2013
Forum wrote:
O God! who by
t h e fruitful
virginity of the
blessed V I r g i n Mary,
hast given to mankind
the rewards of eternal
salvation; grant, we
beseech Thee, that we may
be sensible of the benefits
of her intercession, by whom
we have received the Author
of life, our Lord, Jesus Christ,
Thy Son.
Amen
I can beat that.

{...*ahem*...}

There once was a man named Flair
who diddled his wife on the stair.
The bannister broke
he doubled his stroke
And finished her off in the air!

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#658182 Sep 7, 2013
Forum wrote:
O God! who by
t h e fruitful
virginity of the
blessed V I r g i n Mary,
hast given to mankind
the rewards of eternal
salvation; grant, we
beseech Thee, that we may
be sensible of the benefits
of her intercession, by whom
we have received the Author
of life, our Lord, Jesus Christ,
Thy Son.
Amen
Now down in the valley of Shneel
Lived a woman who loved to reveal
With her curtains well drawn
Standing bare as a fawn
She'd do this really neat trick with an eel.

Since: Jul 09

Location hidden

#658183 Sep 7, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
<quoted text>
As am I.
I've never attempted to have sex with typing.
Sounds boring.
Sex is better.
But have fun with jerkin off.
There's nothing wrong with that.
masturbating?!!

you should switch to catholic, you will not believe the blow-jobs

(that was the hardest thing to give up)

Since: Jul 09

Location hidden

#658184 Sep 7, 2013
every game wrote:
<quoted text>
I don't have to.
Atheists never help other people in hard times. Atheists are usually sitting on their couches, doing nothing but thinking....nothing of value or productive.
Plus, atheists are always recognized by their hatred. I usually don't see hateful people helping others in trouble and in need.
Atheists are never good without a selfish motivating factor to urge them to be good.
like converting some-one for the price of a sandwich

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#658185 Sep 7, 2013
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
<quoted text>
Waaasssuuup says the same thing about you.
Wassie's just a troll. Well, and a Poe.

Since: Jul 09

Location hidden

#658186 Sep 7, 2013
CatholicHolyGhost wrote:
<quoted text>Full-fledged members with their names in 'Blue' have the option of either hiding their locations or not. If you don't know why they have that option, then you would have your head on the chopping block if you lived in Saudi Arabia.
Meanwhile, you having your name in Black cannot control 'not' showing your location.
Many good people live in trailer parks. Most of them have more money than you can count. That's why atheists like you are so jealous being up to your neck in hock.
he is not an atheist

not acceptable to the club

(ooooo and I promised not to tell)

Since: Jul 09

Location hidden

#658188 Sep 7, 2013
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
<quoted text>
Hey, God! Y'wanna see my tits?
large tears well-up

Not Fair

us atheists are always left-out of the really freeky sex

Since: Jul 09

Location hidden

#658189 Sep 7, 2013
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
"Jesus" said, "Thou shalt not lie." Why do you lie?
<quoted text>
Jesus is a myth. You know, a myth? He never really said *anything.* Like Darth Vader, and Obi-wan Kenobe; just a fictional character.
there is a difference

when you honestly quote those characters, you can prove that "they said" it.

Myths are exaggerated campfire tales

Since: Jul 09

Location hidden

#658190 Sep 7, 2013
Greens - Tuf wrote:
<quoted text>
Now I'm an atheists??
get off-in his back

he is a christian. you know

Since: Jul 09

Location hidden

#658191 Sep 7, 2013
Bongo wrote:
<quoted text> You disgust me skankula. And youre always mad because you have a sore ass, right soreasskate? Now get some ugly sleep so you can get up early and clean all that dogshit , capiche dogface? And clean all that dog hair off everything you balding baggy eyed mutant
christian love

who wants some?

Since: Jul 09

Location hidden

#658192 Sep 7, 2013
Forum wrote:
O God! who by
t h e fruitful
virginity of the
blessed V I r g i n Mary,
hast given to mankind
the rewards of eternal
salvation; grant, we
beseech Thee, that we may
be sensible of the benefits
of her intercession, by whom
we have received the Author
of life, our Lord, Jesus Christ,
Thy Son.
Amen
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
<quoted text>
Now down in the valley of Shneel
Lived a woman who loved to reveal
With her curtains well drawn
Standing bare as a fawn
She'd do this really neat trick with an eel.
nice paraphrase

you also managed to shorten her post

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