Prove there's a god.

“What are you looking at?”

Since: Jan 08

Albuquerque, NM

#657938 Sep 5, 2013
Al Garcia wrote:
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Sorry LOL!
If you must quote Mr. Bunny, then you surely need to quote the hunter who was always after him, Mr. Fudd.

Ya see, Elmer was at the tomb that day, too. He was "Huntin' wabbitt!"

"Where's thwat pwesky wabbit?"

;o)

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#657939 Sep 5, 2013
New Age Spiritual Leader wrote:
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If you must quote Mr. Bunny, then you surely need to quote the hunter who was always after him, Mr. Fudd.
Ya see, Elmer was at the tomb that day, too. He was "Huntin' wabbitt!"
"Where's thwat pwesky wabbit?"
;o)
Bugs the beautician...

http://youtu.be/dLdKU4JCYqg

“I never claimed to be Perfect”

Since: Nov 10

just better than yesterday

#657940 Sep 5, 2013
Reverend Alan wrote:
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JESUS: Luke 19:27, "But those enemies of mine who did not want me to be king over them--bring them here and kill them in front of me."
It is your Bible that can not be trusted.
You mean the Parable of the Ten Minas that starts:
"There once was a nobleman..... "

I think it's dishonest to say that Jesus said "bring them and kill them..."

Jesus was speaking of a third person. The nobleman after feeling cheated would say "bring these enemies of mine .....and slay them in my presence."

Jesus was not making such a command.
When did he hurt anyone?
Ok.... he threw a few tables around but he hurt no one.

So what did the parable mean? You're a smart guy Alan. You know.

“I never claimed to be Perfect”

Since: Nov 10

just better than yesterday

#657941 Sep 5, 2013
New Age Spiritual Leader wrote:
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If you must quote Mr. Bunny, then you surely need to quote the hunter who was always after him, Mr. Fudd.
Ya see, Elmer was at the tomb that day, too. He was "Huntin' wabbitt!"
"Where's thwat pwesky wabbit?"
;o)
sounds like you had the same "Loony Tune" childhood I had....
When life was easier huh?!:)

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#657942 Sep 5, 2013
Al Garcia wrote:
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You mean the Parable of the Ten Minas that starts:
"There once was a nobleman..... "
I think it's dishonest to say that Jesus said "bring them and kill them..."
Jesus was speaking of a third person. The nobleman after feeling cheated would say "bring these enemies of mine .....and slay them in my presence."
Jesus was not making such a command.
When did he hurt anyone?
Ok.... he threw a few tables around but he hurt no one.
So what did the parable mean? You're a smart guy Alan. You know.
He's a smart and deceptive atheist.

I've tried at least a few dozen times to correct him on his incorrect Bible quoting. He refuses to listen, his atheist indoctrination has embedded his core.

He hates that we are Christians.

“I never claimed to be Perfect”

Since: Nov 10

just better than yesterday

#657943 Sep 5, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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He's a smart and deceptive atheist.
I've tried at least a few dozen times to correct him on his incorrect Bible quoting. He refuses to listen, his atheist indoctrination has embedded his core.
He hates that we are Christians.
I was just pointing out the whole facts and just asking him to admit whether he was :
A:just simply mistaken or
B: deliberately being deceptive

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#657944 Sep 5, 2013
Al Garcia wrote:
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You mean the Parable of the Ten Minas that starts:
"There once was a nobleman..... "
I think it's dishonest to say that Jesus said "bring them and kill them..."
Jesus was speaking of a third person. The nobleman after feeling cheated would say "bring these enemies of mine .....and slay them in my presence."
Jesus was not making such a command.
When did he hurt anyone?
Ok.... he threw a few tables around but he hurt no one.
So what did the parable mean? You're a smart guy Alan. You know.
As far is I can tell from all the ancient manuscripts, Jesus was a very loving and kind man.
I do not understand this 'Christ' at all.

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#657945 Sep 5, 2013
EXPERT wrote:
<quoted text> I have not seen anyone make that claim, but you...
That's because you don't look at the.

Why should I believe a lying christian?
EXPERT wrote:
<quoted text> You have any skills other than mockery and personal attacks?
Yes, but they're wasted on fundie christians. I refer you to the posts of RiversideRedass and waaasssuuup.
EXPERT wrote:
<quoted text>If so, I'll keep you busy and entertained...
or we can just trade "yo mamma is so..." jokes.
Funny you should mention "yo mamma" jokes....

I've noticed that, without exception, fundie christians (and I'm not accusing you of being one...time will tell), whenever stymied and baffled by logic, reason, wit, intelligence and honesty, choose to insult my family. When I do it back to them in return, they cry foul. Why is that?

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#657946 Sep 5, 2013
The Jackal wrote:
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No problem, all you have to do is die,.
You first.

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#657947 Sep 5, 2013
karl44 wrote:
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wat-ch-takin-abot-willis?
why do you grey box?
ashamed of your beliefs?
EXPERT wrote:
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70's sitcom quote, really?
This is a display of your reasoning?
I hope your parents had more than one kid, for their sake.
Now that karl mentioned it, why *do* you grey box? Are your deflection and refusal to answer a display of *your* reasoning?

You chastise me for insulting those who deserve it, yet you insult those who merely ask why you grey box.

Interesting.

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#657948 Sep 5, 2013
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
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Is that why you're hoping for an invitation? Don't you *ever* get your ass stretched enough?
Dave Nelson wrote:
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I do not desire an invitation,
Fine; go away.

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#657949 Sep 5, 2013
Dave Nelson wrote:
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You were gone?
Firs you pointed out, "Hey everybody! Double Fine is back." And then you pretend not to have noticed that he was gone.

Make up your mind, old man.

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#657950 Sep 5, 2013
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:

You won't tell that to the hateful, lying christian hypocrites, will you?
every game wrote:
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Are you talking about the Christians that donate their time, money, skills,
No, I mean the hateful, lying christian hypocrites. Did that not sink in the first time?

What's with these mouth-breathers like you?

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#657951 Sep 5, 2013
Reverend Alan wrote:
<quoted text> ....
waaasssuuup wrote:
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"And you must agree with me that believing what other people tell you is not the best way to learn things that you can depend on"
i always get a kick out the irony and hypocrisy of those who come with this argument against having faith in God.
You don't even believe in your own god enough to obey its rules.

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#657952 Sep 5, 2013
waaasssuuup wrote:
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why don't you try to make me shut up? i won on WINLAC and i'm beating you here;)
Crapping on the chess board and declaring victory is not "winning."

All you've won is "Lying Christian of the Year" award.

Beat this: why don't you obey your own god's rules?

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#657953 Sep 5, 2013
waaasssuuup wrote:
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you call me anything you want to anyhow so i'm calling you my lil honbuns;)
And I will call you c*cksucker in return.

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#657954 Sep 5, 2013
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
Idiots for jesus want to take us back to the 14th century and the auto da fé. Idiots like RiversideDickless, aaasssuuup and the rest of their ilk want to live in a time when one could make a really good living by falsely accusing his neighbors of witchcraft and being rewarded with half of their property while the falsely accused is eventually silenced at the stake.
I guess they figure it beats the hell out of workin'.
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I guess if YOU were accused of wanting to burn witches in order to silence us, it wouldn't be false now, would it?
waaasssuuup wrote:
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why would anyone burn you for being a witch?
Because your buybull demands it, and there are a lot of sick christians who would get off on it.
waaasssuuup wrote:
<quoted text> this isn't ancient israel and we're not under ancient jewish law.
It's not jewish law, it's your "god's" law. You don't get that real well, do you?
waaasssuuup wrote:
<quoted text>all i wanna do is luv on you, honbuns;)
Yeah; you and Ariel Castro.

Cocksucker.

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#657955 Sep 5, 2013
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
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You're the one who keeps telling us that gays are an "abomination" to your (chuckle!) lord. Now you're claiming to *be* gay?
WTF??
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Translation: "The buybull tells us that homosexuality is an abomination, and I believe it--except for when I fantasize about it."
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And that's what makes you a hypocrite.
"I always believe jesus, except for when I don't want to." ~ Waaasssuuup
waaasssuuup wrote:
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here we go again!
kait, what part of 'for God SSSSOOOOO loved the world (including lil witch wolves like you:) that He gave His only begotten Son....'?
I understand that's a lie, and that your jesus never existed.

Why do you refuse to address what I posted, hypocrite?

Oh, wait; I just answered my own question, didn't I?

Never mind.

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#657956 Sep 5, 2013
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
Reverend Alan wrote:
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Please join the RiversideCon-Artist in drinking a quart of Draino.
<quoted text>
Says the psycho internet bully.
Go drink some Draino, and then GFY.
<quoted text>
Are not as bad as wishes of eternal damnation and fiery agony, as you christians wish for all non-christians.
ESAD
waaasssuuup wrote:
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kait darling (is that ok?),
No, cocksucker, it isn't. And you already knew that.

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#657957 Sep 5, 2013
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
Then let me explain the mind of a hypocrite:
1. Your buybull condemns homosexuality as an abomination.
2. You claim to follow the buybull because it is your "god's word."
3. You condemn homosexuality, except for when you want to practice it.
4.*I* do not claim to be a believer in your "god's word," you do.
There's your explanation, hypocrite.
"I refuse to understand." ~ Waaasssuuup.
waaasssuuup wrote:
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kait - the Bible/God does not condone negative, covetous and lustful behavior
Unless it's yours.

Once again, you refuse to address the specifics of my post, because you know I'm right and you can't bring yourself to admit it.

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