Prove there's a god.

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#657098 Aug 31, 2013
Reverend Alan wrote:
You're just mad 'cause your mom has a bigger dick than you.

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
I just spewed iced tea all over my monitor and keyboard!
LMFAO!!!!
RiversideRedneck wrote:
You atheists share the same keen intellect.....
Sharper than yours, scooter.

Why is it that you godbot christards always accuse all non-christians of being atheists? Is that just another side of your religious bigotry? "Your" god is the *only* god, right?

Since: Sep 08

Lamar, CO

#657100 Aug 31, 2013
Catcher1 wrote:
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We call it subsidence.
I do worry.
I own two beachfront condos in a 16-story highrise....
Subsidence is part of the problem. There are larger scale events unfolding.

What I find on the local level this year is the lack of high winds we usually get. Had them in the Winter, but the Spring ones never really showed. Tornado season has actually been pretty light this year. Have had a lot of breezes and weather coming from the north and east, the exact opposite of the normal, that has helped to keep the heat down. We don't seem to be getting the same mountain and monsoon generated weather that had been the norm. Last year it was BRUTAL hot. 3 weeks of 115. No rain. Killed the weeds. Had different birds coming into the area this year. Am keeping an eye on when the hummingbirds leave. I posted last year as hot as it was, there just wasn't the deep heat feel from the ground. Like it could freeze overnight. All atmospheric weather. Sun baked air.

Howver, tghis is just part of a global shift of weather patterns. Weather is heat and EM. The air and ocean currents just distribute the heat. There are shifts in the telluric currents way below. I posted a little while back wjhere the expect a magnetic reversal on the sun within the next 3 months. This is normal, but the shift here will result in that energy shift having different effects from the past events. You have places heating and contracting "abnormally" You have water being redistributed, which acts as a lubricant geologically. You are getting some events set up for crustal shifting to balance out the mass and energy with the shift in polarity, perhaps even to the point of axial tilt or orbital shift. Science is not focused on that total picture. Plus they are very slow to gather the data and process it. The world could be blasted to smithereens tomorrow by an asteroid and they would release a report two months later saying there is a possibility of one hitting, but it is unlikely, and they are waiting for more data. You caught the world ended, didn't you?

This happens periodically. You just have more manmade things that blocked the natural flow of energy transfers, sort of like a dam does. Roads and infrastructure act as a restrainer above the energy transfers below them.

Things kinda crumble and slip and slide and go all sorts of unexpected and unpredictable ways.

It will all come out in the wash, though.

Keep a life preserver handy. And shark repellent. They will eat their own.:-)

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#657101 Aug 31, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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I haven't lied.
Well, in *that* case, then neither did Hitler.

Since: Sep 08

Lamar, CO

#657102 Aug 31, 2013
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
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Just as soon as you show me your god.
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A scrying bowl doesn't show me your god. Actually, your buybull god frowns on such things, calling it witchcraft.
Show me your god.
You are chicken.

I am not responsible for your lack of balls, young lady. Man up and try it.

What I described was not scrying. That is more of a projective thing. I said look and get lost in it out in the open. You can be behind fences. Use a mirror to get a different view. No hiding under a roof.

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#657103 Aug 31, 2013
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
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Yes, you're afraid of it. Do you see it as competition?
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For the fifth time, dumbass; my spell would be to turn you into an honest and decent human being. Your resistance is, sadly, too great.
How is it that this simple fact continues to elude you?? It's nice to see that you admit that you are neither honest or decent.
Your life sentence is to be stuck with being you.
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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I'm not afraid of witchcraft. I've already posted that several times, why are you lying?
Yes you are. You see the slow, gradual decline of christianity in favor of this surging upswing of Pagan beliefs as competition; you see it as a threat to your christian way of life. That's why you're railing against it and, more specifically, me.
RiversideRedneck wrote:
<quoted text> Okay then, for the sixth time I haven't asked what kind of spell you should cast on me, just cast a spell.
And *I* keep telling *you,* THAT would be the kind I would do. WHY DOES THIS NOT SINK INTO THAT SOFT LITTLE SKULL OF YOURS?? Because it's not the answer that *you want??* Too fuckin' bad!! I don't give you answers that *you* want; I give *honest* answers.
RiversideRedneck wrote:
<quoted text> I don't know, make my hair green or make me lose my voice or make my phone explode.
Why would you want that?

You obviously have absolutely no idea of what magic is. If I were to tell you that it is nothing more than the use of natural forces to gain a desired effect, and that *anyone* can be trained to use such naturally occuring forces, you would deny it and demand a different answer. Like I said, I will not give you answers that *you want;* I will give you the truth instead.

You keep repeating the same action--in this case, asking the same question--in the expectation of a different result, or in this case a different answer.

That is the classic definition of insanity.

Now, go throw your tiny-fisted tantrums somewhere else.

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#657104 Aug 31, 2013
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
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You're a christian; that says it for you.
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No you won't. Religitards like you always lie.
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No you don't.
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Yes; and I reject it.
Oh, by the way; if you *know* that your invisible sky daddy is real, then you have no faith--which is the sole foundation of your godbot religion.
You lose again.
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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So you can't find a post where I've demanded that you believe the same thing I believe.
I explained that already; as usual, you weren't paying attention.

Tell us why you believe in an invisible sky daddy.

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#657105 Aug 31, 2013
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
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Just as soon as you show me your god.
<quoted text>
A scrying bowl doesn't show me your god. Actually, your buybull god frowns on such things, calling it witchcraft.
Show me your god.
Dave Nelson wrote:
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You are chicken.
I am not responsible for your lack of balls, young lady. Man up and try it.
You are responsible for my not having any damn reason whatsoever to believe a damn thing you say.
Dave Nelson wrote:
<quoted text>What I described was not scrying.
Yet you described a scrying bowl quite eloquently.

Show me your god. If you can't, just admit it. No one will laugh.

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#657106 Aug 31, 2013
Dave Nelson wrote:
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You are chicken.
I am not responsible for your lack of balls, young lady. Man up and try it....
Women don't have balls, we have vaginas. Is that why you're divorced?

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#657107 Aug 31, 2013
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
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Just as soon as you show me your god.
Dave Nelson wrote:
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Get an earthenware basin, something with a dark and roughened bottom. Set it out in the open ground filled with 2 or 3 inches of water in the morning. At night around midnight go out to it, and sit and stare down into it past the time you want to quit. Lose yourself looking at the universe through that mirror. Clear nights are better. Do it alone so there are no distractions.
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
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Just as soon as you show me your god.
<quoted text>
A scrying bowl doesn't show me your god. Actually, your buybull god frowns on such things, calling it witchcraft.
Show me your god.
Dave Nelson wrote:
<quoted text>
You are chicken.
I am not responsible for your lack of balls, young lady. Man up and try it.
What I described was not scrying. That is more of a projective thing. I said look and get lost in it out in the open. You can be behind fences. Use a mirror to get a different view. No hiding under a roof.
What you described was a scrying bowl. You even described how to make it. Instead of an earthenware basin, I used a medium-sized, ovenware mixing bowl that I spray painted black, inside and out; I fill it half-way with water, and meditate.

You’re a cranky ol’ f*ck, aren’t you? When the space aliens come, are you looking forward to getting your anus probed? You’d better think twice about that; remember what happened to poor Eric Cartman.

Catcher1

Since: Sep 10

Long Beach, CA

#657108 Aug 31, 2013
Dave Nelson wrote:
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Keep a life preserver handy. And shark repellent. They will eat their own.:-)
Fortunately, we're shark-free here, so far at least.

I have swum in the ocean daily for 20 years and never spotted one.

Sting rays once in a while, and sometimes jellyfish and dolphins. But no sharks. We have a breakwater, which may have something to do with it.

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#657109 Aug 31, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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.... No, I don't believe in aflat earth or the sun revolves around the earth.
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
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Then you are in direct contradiction with the Almighty Infallible Word of your God aka the Wholly Buybull.
How's that make you feel?
I feel great.

Because I know the Bible doesn't say the earth is flat and I know the Bible doesn't say the earth revolves around the sun, so.....

(cue atheist apologetics in 3...2...1...)

Since: Sep 08

Lamar, CO

#657110 Aug 31, 2013
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
<quoted text>
Just as soon as you show me your god.
<quoted text>
A scrying bowl doesn't show me your god. Actually, your buybull god frowns on such things, calling it witchcraft.
Show me your god.
<quoted text>
You are responsible for my not having any damn reason whatsoever to believe a damn thing you say.
<quoted text>
Yet you described a scrying bowl quite eloquently.
Show me your god. If you can't, just admit it. No one will laugh.
You can also wash your face in it, so I also described a wash basin. Depends how you use it.

Ball-less bitch. Chicken Kaitlin scared to be out side with the universe looking down at her. All those trillions of stars. That huge expanse. Cowboys, shepherds, and nomadic tribes have been doing it for eons.

Just you and the universe, all by yourselves. You looking at it, and it looking at you.

You afraid of UFOs? Take your 9mm. You aren't afraid of no god, why should you be afraid of them? Ooh Rah!

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#657111 Aug 31, 2013
Catcher1 wrote:
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Sorry, your philosophy of life and mine are very different.
In my view, a real man doesn't hit a woman.
A man who does is what you are, and what you are training you sons very well to be:
A wifebeater. An animal. A beast.
Oh yeah, a troglodyte.
(You asked for it, you got it.)
Oh no, what to do, what to do

My philosophy of life is different than yours.

Oh no.

Do you think they will still accept my Starbucks gift card?

You're such a buffoon. I smack my wife on the top of the head once, while she was biting me, and you call me a wife beater for that.

If there is such a thing as an attorney troll, that's you.

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#657112 Aug 31, 2013
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
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Yeah, you do sound stupid; and I'm not a Wiccan.
I found your picture on a KKK website:
RiversideRedneckisaKKKmember.com
Lol

Touché

But you forgot the "http://www"

Since: Sep 08

Lamar, CO

#657113 Aug 31, 2013
Catcher1 wrote:
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Fortunately, we're shark-free here, so far at least.
I have swum in the ocean daily for 20 years and never spotted one.
Sting rays once in a while, and sometimes jellyfish and dolphins. But no sharks. We have a breakwater, which may have something to do with it.
When Long Beach crashes into the ocean, they WILL be there.

Food!

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#657114 Aug 31, 2013
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
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Yeah, you do sound stupid; and I'm not a Wiccan.
I found your picture on a KKK website:
RiversideRedneckisaKKKmember.com
I found that website after you told me your variety if witch (lol).

Stregheria is a branch of modern Paganism that celebrates early Italian witchcraft. Its adherents say that their tradition has pre-Christian roots...

http://paganwiccan.about.com/od/pagantraditio...

Neato!

Now cast a spell,'magically delicious' me a sammich, woman.

Since: Sep 08

Lamar, CO

#657116 Aug 31, 2013
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
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Women don't have balls, we have vaginas. Is that why you're divorced?
I thought bad assed girls like you always carried a pair.

Catcher1

Since: Sep 10

Long Beach, CA

#657117 Aug 31, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Oh no, what to do, what to do
My philosophy of life is different than yours.
Oh no.
Do you think they will still accept my Starbucks gift card?
You're such a buffoon. I smack my wife on the top of the head once, while she was biting me, and you call me a wife beater for that.
If there is such a thing as an attorney troll, that's you.
Now you're changing your story.

You are a wife beater, and you know it.

A child abuser, too.

An admitted child abuser.

You said you would apologize to your kids.

You can't hide.

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#657118 Aug 31, 2013
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
Yes you do. He lives waaayyy up high in a place called "heaven,"
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There you go disagreeing with your Infallible Word of God again. Where do *you* think your heaven is--inside of your dried-out cumstained gymsock?
And it's not spelled "Capiche," you ignorant savage, it's "capisce."
E stupido leccaculo pezzo di merda.
Non possiedo alcun calzini da palestra , quindi il cielo non posso essere lì.

Sei pronto a lanciare un incantesimo ancora ?

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#657119 Aug 31, 2013
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
Yes you do. He lives waaayyy up high in a place called "heaven,"
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There you go disagreeing with your Infallible Word of God again. Where do *you* think your heaven is--inside of your dried-out cumstained gymsock?
And it's not spelled "Capiche," you ignorant savage, it's "capisce."
E stupido leccaculo pezzo di merda.
"capisce" translates to "understands", you genius witchy witch.

"capire" translates to "understand".

Look it up.

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