“There's a feeling I get...”

Since: Jun 11

...when I look to the West

#655642 Aug 26, 2013
Hidingfromyou wrote:
<quoted text>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =UvXw4aIdl7IXX
http://www.youtube.com/watch...
Awww you like kitties too!!

“Listen to the sounds”

Since: Feb 09

of your own extinction......

#655643 Aug 26, 2013
Double Fine wrote:
<quoted text>
Yo TT!
Korea? What did you go do there? Did you seduce any of the ladies?
Good to have you back!
Since you were gone, many, many things have happened !
Firstly, the Abrahamic religions have all been proved wrong!
Secondly, we have determined that Kitten Koder is River Tam, who is HidingFromYou, who is Khatru, who is IANS, who is Buck Crick, who is actually president Obama!
We have discovered a brand new fuel source, but the oil sheiks stole our engine patent!
Finally, it has been revealed that Double Fine is the true deity, the One who hath created the heavens and the earth, the one who is merciful, powerful and wise, beyond comprehension. The one whom hath infinite awesomeness, incomprehensible humility and boundless sex appeal.
The Messiah of the intellectual masses, the taker of maidenhoods and the grandaddy of graciousness.
Blessed art thou. Bow before me and let us pray
Heya Saffer!

I was attending a chemical engineering conference. And guess what, it was held in Gangnam! "Oop, oop oop oop oop!..." :)

Google it if you want. 9th World Congress of Chemical Engineering. Spent a week there. Attended the interesting sessions, abandoned the boring ones and went touring :)

Korean women are exceptionally hot! And most are slim and athletic. I bet you'd have lots of fun giving chase.

Abrahamic religions all proven wrong? How did that be achieved?

"let us pray"? You're just as looney as Jesus, praying to yourself. Haha!

:P
Bongo

Farmingdale, NY

#655644 Aug 26, 2013
Catcher1 wrote:
<quoted text>
Can anybody else help me here?
I have no clue what Dave is talking about.
You've thrown a monkey wrench into the gears of the constitution. How will you ever be able to make restitution?

“There's a feeling I get...”

Since: Jun 11

...when I look to the West

#655645 Aug 26, 2013
True Truth wrote:
<quoted text>
Heya Saffer!
I was attending a chemical engineering conference. And guess what, it was held in Gangnam! "Oop, oop oop oop oop!..." :)
Google it if you want. 9th World Congress of Chemical Engineering. Spent a week there. Attended the interesting sessions, abandoned the boring ones and went touring :)
Korean women are exceptionally hot! And most are slim and athletic. I bet you'd have lots of fun giving chase.
Abrahamic religions all proven wrong? How did that be achieved?
"let us pray"? You're just as looney as Jesus, praying to yourself. Haha!
:P
In Gangnam? So, can you do the horse dance by now?

I know, the ladies there are hawt. Double Fine really likes.

Yes,.the Abrahamic religions have all been debunked by Double Fineism. Double Fine already has a good cult following. It will go global in a few months!

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#655647 Aug 26, 2013
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
karl44 wrote:
atheists do not believe in god
<quoted text>
How else does someone successfully debunk it?
Lol, is that what you think you're doing?

“There's a feeling I get...”

Since: Jun 11

...when I look to the West

#655648 Aug 26, 2013
RiversideHick wrote:
<quoted text>
Lol, is that what you think you're doing?
RR. Good to see you.

Double Fine is glad that you took a few days to reflect.

Good time to change perspective. Have you converted to Islam, changed your name to Abdul Farhat, sold your house, became an eco nazi, bought a Justin Bieber album, learnt French, become Pro-Brit and want Hillary to win the next election?

If yes, then you had a rough weekend.

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#655649 Aug 26, 2013
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
macumazahn wrote:
<quoted text>Take a moment to reflect, would you?
Your original point was that since there are Biblical references to real geographical and historical data, the Bible must therefore be factual. That was the bone of contention here.
And yet, we have Dracula in London. A real place - is that therefore also factual?
Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley's novel also metioned real, true, places. Does that make Frankenstein's monster historical fact?
<quoted text>
Jesus, jehova, noah, adam & eve, cain & abel are also obviously fictional characters.
Geez, you're dense.
Obvious to you.

Because that's the way you want it to be.

In it you also think vampires and witchcraft are real, so your word is shit.

“There's a feeling I get...”

Since: Jun 11

...when I look to the West

#655651 Aug 26, 2013
BowelmovementforJesus wrote:
What Would Jesus Do?
Advocate child abuse and murder amongst many other cruelties.
Christians are always claiming,“he’s the lamb”,“our savior”,“the king of peace”,“the embodiment of love”, amongst the many other names they associate with a loving, merciful nature. Jesus a nice guy? Not in my book. Nor in any other person’s who is capable of compassion and rationality. Let’s examine who the hell the Jesus character really is. These verses will show not only is Jesus’“loving” nature a joke but so are the Christians who worship him. Jesus’ real mission to come to earth:
Jesus says that he has come to destroy families by making family members hate each other. He has “come not to send peace, but a sword.” Matthew 10:34
Jesus says,“Don’t imagine that I came to bring peace on earth! No, rather a sword lf you love your father, mother, sister, brother, more than me, you are not worthy of being mine.“The real beauty of this verse is that Jesus demands people truly love him more then they love their own family. I ask you how can we love someone that we can not see or interact with? Love is an emotion pertaining to physical existence not to faithful ideologies, yet God threatens you with Death just because your love for your mother maybe stronger than your love for him. Matthew 10:34
Families will be torn apart because of Jesus.“Brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death." Matthew 10:21
Jesus strongly approves of the law and the prophets. He hasn’t the slightest objection to the cruelties of the Old Testament. Matthew 5:17
Jesus advocates murder and death:
Jesus condemns entire cities to dreadful deaths and to the eternal torment of hell because they didn’t care for his preaching. Matthew 11:20
Jesus, whose clothes are dipped in blood, has a sharp sword sticking out of his mouth. Thus attired, he treads the winepress of the wrath of God.(The winepress is the actual press that humans shall be put into so that we may be ground up.) Revelations 19:13-15
The beast and the false prophet are cast alive into a lake of fire. The rest of us the unchosen will be killed with the sword of Jesus.“An all the fowls were filled with their flesh.” Revelations 19:20-21
Jesus says he is the only way to salvation yet he purposely disillusions us so that we will go to hell:
Jesus explains that the reason he speaks in parables is so that no one will understand him,“lest ... they ... should understand ... and should be converted, and I should heal them.” Matthew 13:10-15
Jesus explains why he speaks in parables to confuse people so they will go to hell. Mark 4:11-12
Jesus was a charlatan.

It is blatantly obvious that Double Fine is the one true god

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#655652 Aug 26, 2013
Double Fine wrote:
<quoted text>
RR. Good to see you.
Double Fine is glad that you took a few days to reflect.
Good time to change perspective. Have you converted to Islam, changed your name to Abdul Farhat, sold your house, became an eco nazi, bought a Justin Bieber album, learnt French, become Pro-Brit and want Hillary to win the next election?
If yes, then you had a rough weekend.
Nope. I took a trip to Mars, met some hot Martian babes and started a new species there, Marednecks...

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#655653 Aug 26, 2013
Double Fine wrote:
<quoted text>
RR. Good to see you.
Double Fine is glad that you took a few days to reflect.
Good time to change perspective. Have you converted to Islam, changed your name to Abdul Farhat, sold your house, became an eco nazi, bought a Justin Bieber album, learnt French, become Pro-Brit and want Hillary to win the next election?
If yes, then you had a rough weekend.
Then I come back to Topix and realize that I've missed 1,000s of posts and that I missed nothing.

Smae ole arguments, same ole bullshit.
The Truth is Known

Phoenix, AZ

#655654 Aug 26, 2013
True Bullshit wrote:
I'm back in durbs
The Truth is Known...

You weren't missed in the least bit! No one welcomes the sight of a Muslim terrorist wannabe.

Islam is complete bullshit...



"I LOVE YOU! I'M FROM IRAN&#65279; AND I WAS FORCED TO BE A MUSLIM AS A KID. now i'm an atheist and i've never been any more happier! F uck Islam and all other stupid religions!!"
The Truth is Known

Phoenix, AZ

#655655 Aug 26, 2013
RiversideFelcher wrote:
Then I come back to Topix
The Truth is Known...

Why? DO you really enjoy humiliating yourself and embarrassing your country on an international forum with your personal delusions and willful ignorance of science?

A better life awaits the brainwashed Christian capable of rational thought...


http://www.youtube.com/watch...

Since: Sep 08

Westcliffe, CO

#655656 Aug 26, 2013
RiversideHick wrote:
<quoted text>
Then I come back to Topix and realize that I've missed 1,000s of posts and that I missed nothing.
Smae ole arguments, same ole bullshit.
Same ole show and cast of characters.

Satan's Mental Midgets and Sock Puppet Traveling Show.

Free admission. No one would pay to see it.

“THERE IS NO GOD”

Since: Feb 09

Northern California

#655657 Aug 26, 2013
Catcher1 wrote:
<quoted text>
Can anybody else help me here?
I have no clue what Dave is talking about.
Dave has no clue what he is talking about. Does that help?

“THERE IS NO GOD”

Since: Feb 09

Northern California

#655658 Aug 26, 2013
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
<quoted text>
The Big Three, anyway; the Abrahamic beliefs.
I can agree with that. For the most part.

“THERE IS NO GOD”

Since: Feb 09

Northern California

#655659 Aug 26, 2013
You Are Dishonest wrote:
<quoted text>You are tacit proof that Christianity turns people into vile, cretinous boors.
Good point. And vile, cretinous boors turn Christianity into Christ-insanity.

“THERE IS NO GOD”

Since: Feb 09

Northern California

#655660 Aug 26, 2013
You Are Dishonest wrote:
<quoted text>There are no laws dictated by the supernatural. You've Euphythro'd yourself into a corner. The arbitrary dictates of that capricious twit contained in the Booble are the height of insanity.
1. What made your invisible friend moral?
2. Are these alleged supernatural commands objective, subjective, or arbitrary?
Either your invisible friend must rely on some other standards greater than itself which makes it not much of a god or it commands by whim, and could command what mere humans could find morally abhorrent. Well, would you look at that. We've already dismissed so much of your invisible buddy's capriciousness, from genocide, Substitutional Atonement, torture, slavery, infanticide, rape, et al. All absolvo'ed by superior secular morality not decided by the whims of a bearded tyrant of your disgusting imagination.
If you are quite sure there is a difference between right and wrong, then you are then in this situation: is that difference due to Yeahnoway's fiat or is it not? If it is due to Yeahnoway's fiat, then for Yeahnoway itself there is no difference between right and wrong, and it is no longer a significant statement to say that Yeahnoway is good.
As usual, your argument from ignorance is astoundingly ignorant.
(Here is where you counter with some lame joke laden with perversion to further display how Christianity has made you into a vile, disgusting, immoral Pan troglodyte.)
Nicely said, that was a nice read. Thanks for sharing that. I hope Dave Nelson reads it.

“THERE IS NO GOD”

Since: Feb 09

Northern California

#655661 Aug 26, 2013
RiversideHick wrote:
<quoted text>
Lol, is that what you think you're doing?
You were not gone long enough, what a huge bummer you are back. Now we have to suffer through page after page of your nonsense. You are really a terrible person RIversideConArtist. Dealing with your posts is like having to step over dog shit on the sidewalk.

“Why does my ignorance”

Since: Mar 11

justify your deity?

#655662 Aug 26, 2013
RiversideHick wrote:
<quoted text>
Then I come back to Topix and realize that I've missed 1,000s of posts and that I missed nothing.
Smae ole arguments, same ole bullshit.
Well, let's have a more interesting discussion then, shall we?

“THERE IS NO GOD”

Since: Feb 09

Northern California

#655663 Aug 26, 2013
BowelmovementforJesus wrote:
What Would Jesus Do?
Advocate child abuse and murder amongst many other cruelties.
Christians are always claiming,“he’s the lamb”,“our savior”,“the king of peace”,“the embodiment of love”, amongst the many other names they associate with a loving, merciful nature. Jesus a nice guy? Not in my book. Nor in any other person’s who is capable of compassion and rationality. Let’s examine who the hell the Jesus character really is. These verses will show not only is Jesus’“loving” nature a joke but so are the Christians who worship him. Jesus’ real mission to come to earth:
Jesus says that he has come to destroy families by making family members hate each other. He has “come not to send peace, but a sword.” Matthew 10:34
Jesus says,“Don’t imagine that I came to bring peace on earth! No, rather a sword lf you love your father, mother, sister, brother, more than me, you are not worthy of being mine.“The real beauty of this verse is that Jesus demands people truly love him more then they love their own family. I ask you how can we love someone that we can not see or interact with? Love is an emotion pertaining to physical existence not to faithful ideologies, yet God threatens you with Death just because your love for your mother maybe stronger than your love for him. Matthew 10:34
Families will be torn apart because of Jesus.“Brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death." Matthew 10:21
Jesus strongly approves of the law and the prophets. He hasn’t the slightest objection to the cruelties of the Old Testament. Matthew 5:17
Jesus advocates murder and death:
Jesus condemns entire cities to dreadful deaths and to the eternal torment of hell because they didn’t care for his preaching. Matthew 11:20
Jesus, whose clothes are dipped in blood, has a sharp sword sticking out of his mouth. Thus attired, he treads the winepress of the wrath of God.(The winepress is the actual press that humans shall be put into so that we may be ground up.) Revelations 19:13-15
The beast and the false prophet are cast alive into a lake of fire. The rest of us the unchosen will be killed with the sword of Jesus.“An all the fowls were filled with their flesh.” Revelations 19:20-21
Jesus says he is the only way to salvation yet he purposely disillusions us so that we will go to hell:
Jesus explains that the reason he speaks in parables is so that no one will understand him,“lest ... they ... should understand ... and should be converted, and I should heal them.” Matthew 13:10-15
Jesus explains why he speaks in parables to confuse people so they will go to hell. Mark 4:11-12
Good post, sometimes it is enough to just post the verse rather than explain it to the rubes. What with their short attention spans sometimes just posting a single verse does more damage than 20 long posts explaining thing in detail. While both are necessary Christians tend to remember the words of Jesus and not anything else.

For instance:

JESUS: Luke 19:27, "But those enemies of mine who did not want me to be king over them--bring them here and kill them in front of me."

Does that really need an explanation?

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