Congratulations. You truly have a depth of insight far beyond the rest of the posters on here, as can be seen of your understanding of the deity known as Double Fine.<quoted text> This will take many nights of study at Double Fines divine feet. I wish to be a Double Fineanity.
With all due respect my lord and master, with all your humility, with all of your awesomeness, allow me to be your handmaiden. You will never regret this, as I need to be saved and forgiven by the one and only god of goodness... you.
The being of Double Fine created the universe for purposes yet to made clear to the masses. The majority of people on earth (as well as Double Fine's followers on other worlds), can as of yet not handle the truth.
See, the truth is not a destination. It is a journey of enlightenment. Scientists are only now discovering the glory of Double Fine, by expliring more and more of Double Fine's creations.
You may be sinful and incomplete, but allow Double Fine into your heart and you shall partake in the glory, the power, the ecstacy and infinite mercy.
Double Fine is indeed more awesome than anything else in this universe. To be a subscriber of Double Fineism is to truly cast the shells from thine eyes and see the world for what it is: A creation by Double Fine.
Blessed art thou, my child.
Right there where you sit, raise your hand into the air, please any other posters, you are welcome to do so, too. I need you to loudly proclaim the following:
"I believe that the infinitely awesome and incomprehensibly humble Double Fine is the creator and keeper of this world and any other. My creation, my life an my death, are all visions in his divine eyes. Glory to Him who is fine and also double, glory to Him who is double, yet also fine.
In the name of Double Fine I (we) pray.