Prove there's a god.

“There's a feeling I get...”

Since: Jun 11

...when I look to the West

#655424 Aug 25, 2013
The Truth is Known wrote:
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The Truth is Known...
You must have the greatest ego of any religiously retarded redneck.
Is this your youtube video?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =X4P4QP0-osIXX
Thanks Truth!

Double Fine is actively promoting his own religion. There is as much proof for this religion, as there is in Christianity, Islam and Hinduism combined!

Plus, after praying we do meditation through fornication. The church of Double Fine is cool.

“There's a feeling I get...”

Since: Jun 11

...when I look to the West

#655425 Aug 25, 2013
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
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Dave and nanoanalboy leap immediately to mind.
Kaitlin, do you wish to convert to Double Fineism, too?

There is much evidence for this religion as there is for all the others combined!

“There's a feeling I get...”

Since: Jun 11

...when I look to the West

#655426 Aug 25, 2013
Aura Mytha wrote:
<quoted text> HAH hAH SA ha either one is going to make a Scooby snack out of you. Only in my Iron man suit do I want to play with them :).
Well, I would still choose the shark.

Why?

1) If they attack, shark teeth slice neatly and cleanly. Virtually painless. Crocs crush and shatter bone and then do a death spin. Horrible death.

2) Sharks really are less aggressive. Most shark attacks are due to gross negligence or misidentification. Crocs would actively hunt humans.

3) Sharks are just cooler. Must be a hell of a way to go

“There's a feeling I get...”

Since: Jun 11

...when I look to the West

#655427 Aug 25, 2013
Anon wrote:
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Garter belts are extremely sensual and very,very, hot. Pantyhose are about as erotic as a loaf of white bread. The pin-up pictures of women in the 1940's are much hotter than the blatant full frontal nudity of today, IMO.
Oh, totally agree.

The greatest asset a woman has, is her mystery (Al Pacino, Devil's Advocate, I think t'was)

“There's a feeling I get...”

Since: Jun 11

...when I look to the West

#655428 Aug 25, 2013
Al Garcia wrote:
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Such an interesting concept being able to bring back extinct species. But for what? They already proved that they weren't the fittest for survival.
The only place we could put them is a zoo or out near Mac's place out in Florida (Lion Country?)
Still.... a Mammoth would be cool.....
A mammoth?

How about a Tyrannosaurus?

“There's a feeling I get...”

Since: Jun 11

...when I look to the West

#655429 Aug 25, 2013
T-Town Clown wrote:
<quoted text>Hey Double! who you gonna trust now days?
Goober Hull, of course

“There's a feeling I get...”

Since: Jun 11

...when I look to the West

#655430 Aug 25, 2013
Dave Nelson wrote:
Nice naked man must have been a real treat and feast.
Double Fine would let you ponder this alone

“Freedom and Liberty”

Since: Feb 09

Northern California

#655431 Aug 25, 2013
The Truth is Known wrote:
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The Truth is Known...
Anyone who hears voices in their head ordering them to kill is extremely dangerous and should be taken into protective custody immediately.
Does anyone know the identity of this insane freak? He should be reported to the local authorities immediately.
He should be reported to Topix and the FBI. Many years ago I had to testify for a young man who God had told to send 16 young campers home to him via a shotgun. He had been in and out of mental hospitals and once they'd get him stabilized on meds they would release him back into the community where he would immediately stop taking his meds and start hearing the voice of God again.

“Freedom and Liberty”

Since: Feb 09

Northern California

#655432 Aug 25, 2013
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
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I do hope the FBI saw that, taliban christiain. They monitor stuff like that.
It really needs to be reported to Topix, and all of us have to do so. Topix can report it to the authorities. If only one of us reports it it is really easy to dismiss it.

“Freedom and Liberty”

Since: Feb 09

Northern California

#655433 Aug 25, 2013
Dave Nelson wrote:
According to evolution ....
Dave, no normal person would engage you in a discussion about evolution because no matter how many times it was explained to you, you would still look for the worst and most unflattering way to present your complete and total lack of understanding of how evolution works. You intentionally misrepresent the working of evolution so as to pretend you have a real Bible based challenge to Science.

You are wasting your time trying to convince anyone with an IQ higher than their shoe size that evolution is wrong and the Bible is factual, truthful, accurate and reliable.

Any book claiming a woman turned into a pillar of salt (Gen. 19:26), the sun went backward 10 degrees on the sundial (2 Kings 20:11), and quails came from the sea (Num. 11:31) is going to have great difficulty demonstrating its scientific precision to any reasonably scientific mind.

Let us get started with you presenting your proof that your imaginary Sky Fairy exists. Oh, that's right you don't have any. So instead the voices in your head tell you to attack what your opponents believe.

How childish, how 3rd grade, how typically Christian.

“Freedom and Liberty”

Since: Feb 09

Northern California

#655434 Aug 25, 2013
Dave Nelson wrote:
All of these Topix atheists who believe man evolved from lower forms. I want them to try something. Just for a month.
Get totally naked and run loose in the wild. Chase your rabbits through the brush. Live wild naked. Then come back and let us know the chances of passing on your genes are living like that.
"Take no thought for your life, what ye shall eat, or that ye shall drink; nor yet for your body, what ye shall put on.... Behold the fowls of the air: for they sow not, neither do they reap, not gather into barns; yet your heavenly father feedth them. Are ye not much better than they?"--Matt. 6:25-34 and Luke 12:22-31 inclusive).

You are the one who should stop planning and preparing Dave. Christians are supposed to live like you are asking Atheists to live, yet not a one of you is willing to trust the Bible enough to stop buying clothes and food and drink.

“Freedom and Liberty”

Since: Feb 09

Northern California

#655435 Aug 25, 2013
Dave Nelson wrote:
Which came first, learning how to wear clothes, or the nakedness? Past the fig leaf you have to know how to make textiles or handle animal skins.
QUESTION: Which came first God or man.

ANSWER: Man came first and then some simple minded Bronze age sheep herders invented God. Religion was invented when the first con-artist met the first fool.

“Freedom and Liberty”

Since: Feb 09

Northern California

#655436 Aug 25, 2013
The Truth is Known wrote:
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The Truth is Known...
Modern organisms have evolved from ancestral organisms and continue to change. Evolution thoroughly discredits juvenile biblical creationist mythology. Get over it, kid!
Richard Dawkins vs. Deniers of Human Evolution...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =CqsQ--afUUAXX
I doubt Dave will ever get over the delusions circulating around in his head. Clearly he is grasping for straws so as to ignore the fact that he can't provide a single shred of evidence to support his belief in his imaginary God.

If such a thing as this alleged BibleGod existed clearly it would make its presence known to all of humanity, if for nothing else, so as Dave could say, I told you so. But it will never happen because no such magical being as the Bible tells us about, could ever exist except in the minds of "the simple minded."

“Freedom and Liberty”

Since: Feb 09

Northern California

#655437 Aug 25, 2013
Dave Nelson wrote:
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Would you like to try the experiment?
Why don't you give up God for a month and see if your life is any different, with or with out God. Clearly God only exists in your fertile demented delusional mind. Give it up and see if it makes a difference in how you treat other people. There are millions of examples of how people have given up believing in God only to find they become better people.
finalprophecies

AOL

#655438 Aug 25, 2013
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100% PROOF Pope Francis is ANTICHRIST______



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“Freedom and Liberty”

Since: Feb 09

Northern California

#655439 Aug 25, 2013
nanoanomaly wrote:
<quoted text>Much brighter people than you believe that Jesus walked the Earth.
Einstein was one.
http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9...
You have to log in to read what he said about Jesus.
So because people still carry around all the Christian baggage we have all been subjected to over the years it proves there is a God?

No, of course not. The Jesus story is a combination of ancient myths that have been recycled for tens of thousands of years. If Jesus was God in the flesh on the earth, then why is there no mention of what is alleged to be the greatest story ever told, outside the four gospels?

It would be like when the Twin Towers were destroyed by religious fanatics and not a single news program reported the event. Of course the existence of God on the earth is a much bigger story than planes flying into buildings, and there were no TV stations back then, but someone should have at least mentioned it. No, all we have are Christian forgeries; dishonest and devious Christians inserting passages into historical accounts so as to deceive people into believing the new saviour myth is real because the collection plate needs to be full.

You fools are being deceived by con-artists who only want your money.

And you defend them. What a sick sick hoax you are all a part of.

“Freedom and Liberty”

Since: Feb 09

Northern California

#655440 Aug 25, 2013
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
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Only if you, as a true believer in jesusgod and magical sky daddies, will try something for a month. Cut off your right arm, and pray for jesus to grow you a new one. Your faith is your strength, so don't bother with a tourniquet.
Once again a religitard shows that he knows **nothing** of evolution,**nothing** of nature.
In your magical "Poof! Goddiditt!!" world, you always expect instant results, even though evolution has been explained to you hundreds of times that in most life forms, growing in complexity, it is a slow, gradual process over hundreds and thousands of generations.
You are not qualified to offer any of your baseless, uninformed opinions on evolution. So shut up.
I understand your need for instant gratification, though, Dave; so here's some KY and a blow-up doll.
Oh, wait; you already have those.
We are in agreement that engaging Dave on the subject of evolution would be futile. He has been told repeatedly how evolution works and still he misrepresents it hoping someone will believe him and start believing there is such a thing as a God.

There was a time when morons like Dave ruled the world, we call that time in our history; THE DARK AGES.

“Freedom and Liberty”

Since: Feb 09

Northern California

#655441 Aug 25, 2013
Brainiac2 wrote:
To claim certainty of a creator's inexistence is the epitome of presumptuous arrogance!
I will be happy to PROVE [not claim] that this alleged "creator" of yours does not exist. And I will be happy to do so, just as soon as you are finished providing enough proof to convince us all that your loony tune God exists.

"Whatsoever ye shall ask the Father in my name, he will give it you"--John 16:23;

Dear God, in the name of Jesus I ask you to make your presence known to everyone on the earth at the same time so we can settle the matter of your existence, or non-existence. And please do so by 5pm this evening. Thank you.

I can't wait to see all the excuses explaining why God doesn't do what the BibleJesus promises us he will do. Funny how it won't occur to the pew warmers that when the request goes unanswered they won't conclude that there is no God. The reason prayer is not answered is because there is no God.

“Freedom and Liberty”

Since: Feb 09

Northern California

#655442 Aug 25, 2013
Dave Nelson wrote:
Slavery was more about economics than religion...Good old secular economics and humanism.
GOD SUPPORTS THE SLAVE MASTERS: Confederate leaders during the Civil War were quite correct when they contended the Bible supported slavery. "...Let the gentleman go to Revalation to learn the decree of God--let him go to the Bible,.... I said that slavery was sanctioned in the Bible, authorized, regulated, and recognized from Genesis to Revelation.... Slavery existed then in the earliest ages, and among the chosen people of God; and in Revelation we are told that it shall exist till the end of time shall come. You find it in the Old and New Testament--in the prophecies, psalms, and the epistles of Paul; you find it recognized, sanctioned everywhere (Jefferson Davis by Rowland, Vol. I, p. 316-17)." The well-known reverend Alexander Campbell contended: "there is not one verse in the Bible inhibiting slavery, but many regulating it. It is not then, we conclude, immoral." However, biblical support justifies nothing. Slavery was no more right in 2,000 B.C. than in 2,000 A.D. Morality has not changed that much, regardless of cultural difference and time differentials.

“Freedom and Liberty”

Since: Feb 09

Northern California

#655443 Aug 25, 2013
The Indianapolis Star, one of the most conservative newspapers in the nation, has always quoted 2 cor. 3:17, "Where the Spirit of the Lord is, there is liberty," on the front of each and every issue. Yet, if the Bible were, indeed, the Word of God, as apologists allege, it would be difficult to find a comment more at variance with the facts. All of the following verses show the God of the Bible sanctioned, indeed, instituted slavery--the absence of liberty. "Then thou shalt take an awl, and thrust it through his ear unto the door, and he shall be thy servant for ever. And also unto thy maidservant thou shalt do likewise (Deut. 15:17, KJV)." (In order to minimize the Bible's support for slavery, the King James translators used "servant" instead of "slave" in this verse and others. The RSV translators used "bondman." Any knowledgeable authority knows slaves are being discussed, and several versions, e.g. the NWT and Living Bible, are honest enough to admit as much.)
But to continue: "Your male and female slaves are to come from the nations around you; from them you may buy slaves. You may also buy some temporary residents living among you and members of their clans born in your country, and they will become your property. You can will them to your children as inherited property and you can make them slaves for life, but you must not rule over your fellow Israelites ruthlessly ( Lev. 25:44-46, NIV)." "If a man beats his male or female slave with a rod and the slave dies as a result, he must be punished, but he is not to be punished if the slave gets up after a day or two, since the slave is his property (Ex. 21:20-21, NIV)." "I (the Lord) will sell your sons and daughters to the people of Judah, and they will sell them to the Sabeans, a nation far away (Joel 3:8, NIV)" (See also: Ex. 21:2-6, Deut. 15:12, 28:68, and Jer.27:8,12).

Apologists attempted to gloss over the situation by alleging these verses came from the God of the Old Testament and his laws, while the New Testament's God is supposedly one of love, liberty and compassion. If so, somebody forgot to tell Peter and Paul. The latter said: "Slaves, obey your earthly masters with respect and fear, and with sincerity of heart, just as you would obey Christ. Obey them not only to win their favor when their eye is on you, but like slaves of Christ, doing the will of God from your heart. Serve wholeheartedly, as if you were serving the Lord, not men....(Eph. 6:5-7, NIV)." "All who are under the yoke of slavery should consider their masters worthy of full respect, so that God's name and our teaching may not be slandered (1 Tim. 6:1, NIV)." "Slaves, obey your earthy masters in everything; and do it, not only when their eye is on you and to win their favor, but with sincerity of heart and reverence for the Lord (Col. 3:22, NIV)." "Teach slaves to be subject to their masters in everything, to try to please them, not to talk back to them,....(Titus 2:9, NIV)." Paul not only sanctions slavery but equates serving one's master with serving God. To serve one faithfully is to serve the other faithfully. Peter agrees with Paul: "Slaves, submit yourselves to your master with all respect, not only to those who are good and considerate, but also those who are harsh....Christ suffered for you, leaving you an example, that you should follow in his steps (1 Peter 2:18,21, NIV)."

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