Prove there's a god.

“A sentient umbrella speaks”

Since: Mar 11

Some stable somewhere

#654511 Aug 20, 2013
RiversideHick wrote:
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Poofing is an atheist belief. They think God magically poofed the universe into being. Even though the Bible clearly says He created it.
Creating is quite different than poofing.
You're an atheist, which means you have a closed mind. I don't expect you to understand.
Uh, no. We think you think there's a god. That's quite different than you clumsy statement above.

;p

Since: Sep 10

Long Beach, CA

#654512 Aug 20, 2013
RiversideHick wrote:
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No, big difference.
Black people are born that way.
You on the other hand were f*cked up from childhood by racist, authoritarian and highly religious parents.

It's transparent, RH.

It shows in your attitudes, your fear of anything foreign, they way you try to smack people down, your inability to listen to reason, your mocking tone, and your obsessive need to argue a stupid point (e.g., serpent v. snake) endlessly.
The Truth is Known

Phoenix, AZ

#654513 Aug 20, 2013
Al Garcia wrote:
I don't believe that any Historian would argue the historicity of Jesus of Nazareth. There's just too much evidence to deny his existence.
The Truth is Known...

You're wrong! The facts are irrefutable. There are precious few documents outside of the bible supposedly in support of an historical Jesus and these documents are blatant forgeries.

The Case Against The Case For Christ...

“What are you looking at?”

Since: Jan 08

Albuquerque, NM

#654514 Aug 20, 2013
RiversideHick wrote:
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Lol
I got extra rounds.
They say, if you kill the original, all the clones die automatically.

Oh wait - that would be related to vampires.

:o)

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#654515 Aug 20, 2013
RiversideHick wrote:
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Genesis 2 says God 'made' her, it doesn't say He magically poofed her into existence. "Poofing" is an atheist belief.
So is the 6,000 year old earth. You atheists can be as gullible as the Creationists.
Okay, I'll play along.

"God did it"

Magic, yes?

"Poof", yes?

If I'm wrong, please tell me how.

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#654516 Aug 20, 2013
RiversideHick wrote:
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Alright you European moron, you're pushing my patience.
There is a flicking difference between 'Serpent' and 'serpentia'.
As a self-proclaimed genius atheist, YOU should know that.
There is nothing classier as 'serpentia' that is not a snake.
There are 'serpents' that aren't snakes.
NAME ONE!!!

(And the Irish don't really consider themselves European.)

Since: Oct 12

Location hidden

#654517 Aug 20, 2013
Catcher1 wrote:
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Nah, it's very unlikely.
I was just answering RH's smartass question--politely.
:-D

I'm just joking, I would, for your happiness!!:-)

Since: Oct 12

Location hidden

#654518 Aug 20, 2013
RiversideHick wrote:
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This is how you represent yourself on the interet?
YEAH! Coz it just da interet, ya get what I sayin', man?

“I never claimed to be Perfect”

Since: Nov 10

just better than yesterday

#654519 Aug 20, 2013
The Truth is Known wrote:
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The Truth is Known...
You're wrong! The facts are irrefutable. There are precious few documents outside of the bible supposedly in support of an historical Jesus and these documents are blatant forgeries.
The Case Against The Case For Christ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =9KQaBxRt_bMXX
I suppose a you-tube video trumps scholars from Yale and Cambridge.

Since: Oct 12

Location hidden

#654520 Aug 20, 2013
Aura Mytha wrote:
<quoted text> Oh I'm pretty sure you will happen...lol
WHHAAAAAAAAAATTT??
The Truth is Known

Phoenix, AZ

#654521 Aug 20, 2013
Al Garcia wrote:
I suppose a you-tube video trumps scholars from Yale and Cambridge.
The Truth is Known...

As I stated above, the precious few documents supposedly in support of an historical Jesus are blatant forgeries. We both know you'll never be man enough to accept this irrefutable historical fact.

"Jesus is simply Osiris going under a new name."

http://www.amazon.com/Christ-Egypt-The-Horus-...

“Is that all you've got?”

Since: Jun 10

Location hidden

#654522 Aug 20, 2013
Clementia wrote:
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I never said I didn't know the answers to his questions. I said even if I do answer them u will not believe me. And any retard can find answers from the internet, his challenge was pointless, coz it would prove nothing!
Oh, and f*ck u too!:-)
xD

“I never claimed to be Perfect”

Since: Nov 10

just better than yesterday

#654523 Aug 20, 2013
Hidingfromyou wrote:
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I probably do.
What is what someone does behind close doors.

I'll take nature pictures for 300 Alex.....

“You Can't Throw MeTo TheWolves”

Since: May 10

THEY COME WHEN I CALL

#654525 Aug 20, 2013
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
You don't know, either. That's why you won't answer.
RiversideHick wrote:
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Poofing is an atheist belief. They think God magically poofed the universe into being. Even though the Bible clearly says He created it.
How?

"Let there be...." In other words, "Poof!!"
RiversideHick wrote:
<quoted text> Creating is quite different than poofing.
Feel free to explain how. We're all a-twitter with anticipation.
RiversideHick wrote:
<quoted text>You're an atheist,
Actually, I'm not; I imagine, however, that you are one of those christians who says "If you don't believe as *I* do, then you're an atheist!" It's a common affliction amongst you religitards.
RiversideHick wrote:
<quoted text>which means you have a closed mind. I don't expect you to understand.
In other words, you can't explain--and you haven't got the cojones to admit it. That's why, in fine, morally superior christian fashion, you had to call me "dipshit;" and I, in return, called you a cock sucker. Talk shit, dude, you're gonna get hit.

Thanks for playin'.

“You Can't Throw MeTo TheWolves”

Since: May 10

THEY COME WHEN I CALL

#654526 Aug 20, 2013
RiversideHick wrote:
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That sentence should read:
"The National Academy of Science [[[the]]] has most intelligent people."
I'm better than Mensa.
That'll be your little secret.

“You Can't Throw MeTo TheWolves”

Since: May 10

THEY COME WHEN I CALL

#654527 Aug 20, 2013
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
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No it didn't. That's a myth.
You know, a myth?
nanoanomaly wrote:
<quoted text> Kinda like YOUR religion?
I make no pretensions about my beliefs and traditions the way you christians do. I admit right up front that Stregheria is based on mythology. I don't command people to believe or suffer the consequences, the way you christards do.
nanoanomaly wrote:
<quoted text> Show us whatcha got, witch. Do yer witchy stuff. Curse somebody!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AAA...
I cursed your parents, and that same night they conceived you. And here you are.

Ta-daaaa!!!

“You Can't Throw MeTo TheWolves”

Since: May 10

THEY COME WHEN I CALL

#654528 Aug 20, 2013
RiversideHick wrote:
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She out of the sperm of a warlock,
Actually, Dad's a retired Marine. "Warlock" is an old Anglo-Saxon term for "oath-breaker," so that makes them christians.

You're not terribly bright, are you? I'll bet you're the *tallest* in your class, though. How many *other* fifth-graders can brag about having a five o'clock shadow?

“First it steals your mind..”

Since: Jun 11

..and then it steals your soul

#654529 Aug 20, 2013
waaasssuuup wrote:
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YES, my antichrist friend, the egyptians did hold the children of israel captive as slaves, and YES, there was indeed a holocaust in germany circa 1940's.
we are not discussing the holocaust.

We are discussing the Red Sea Parting. Can you tell us when and where (and if!) Egyptian records describes the event?

“You Can't Throw MeTo TheWolves”

Since: May 10

THEY COME WHEN I CALL

#654530 Aug 20, 2013
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
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No it didn't. That's a myth.
You know, a myth?
nanoanomaly wrote:
<quoted text>Kinda like YOUR religion?...
I don't care whether you believe it or not, it makes not a bit of difference to me. Unlike you pathetic, insecure christians, who can only validate your own beliefs in your own minds by forcing them onto others, I don't need to convince anyone.

Actually, I prefer that you *not* believe it. It give me the advantage.

So how's that sex-change operation comin' along? Or are you still doing the hormone injections?

“First it steals your mind..”

Since: Jun 11

..and then it steals your soul

#654531 Aug 20, 2013
Reverend Alan wrote:
PREVIOUSLY: Bible Study 101
The Bible means exactly what it says.
If what the Bible literally says contradicts your church's doctrine then it is figurative and must be interpreted to fit the church's doctrine.
If there are two contradictory statements in the Bible only the one that agrees with your church's doctrine is literal, the other is figurative and must be interpreted to match the church's doctrine.
If you can't find support for a particular church doctrine then search for a passage that can be interpreted to match church doctrine.
Always invoke the Holy Spirit's guidance to back your interpretation, the Holy Spirit is never wrong and to argue against it is irrevocable damnation to eternal torment in Hell.
How to tell if your interpretation is of the Holy Spirit: The interpretation will match church doctrine.
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Really? I found his post to be quite entertaining, and accurate and of course amusing. Isn't what he wrote exactly what the fundies do? Sure seems so to me. Of course, I enjoy most anything that exposes Christ-insanity. I just re-read it and I give it a thumbs up.
Well, I thought it was a fundie that had written it. Mea culpa

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