Prove there's a god.

“ad victoriam”

Since: Dec 10

arte et marte

#643286 Jul 20, 2013
MisterCharrington wrote:
<quoted text>
...addiction issues?
a dirk for the eye socket? Compensating again, the sgian dubh would be a better choice.
Self praise is no recommendation...wee mannie. LOL
Get over yourself, I don"t hate Scots or the English, just bleeding heart liberal's like you. Yes If you need help in fixing your breathing problem, come to America and I'll fix it for you girlyman.
You are terrified of my toys and don't want to play with them.
But it wont save you from me, ask Cornwallis or Trayvon, step up to the last breath you ever take son.
Laura Bell

Paragould, AR

#643287 Jul 20, 2013
Apocalypse666 wrote:
Come on and do it.
Prove there's a god.
Don;t read off scripture or anything like that just prove there's a god.
The only way you will ever know is to "Ask HIM" to show himself to you!!! and Mean it !!! he will!:D

Since: May 11

Ashford, UK

#643288 Jul 20, 2013
Aura Mytha wrote:
<quoted text> Get over yourself, I don"t hate Scots or the English, just bleeding heart liberal's like you. Yes If you need help in fixing your breathing problem, come to America and I'll fix it for you girlyman.
You are terrified of my toys and don't want to play with them.
But it wont save you from me, ask Cornwallis or Trayvon, step up to the last breath you ever take son.
You are aware that before I came to the law I was a member of her majesty's armed forces? Whatever 'toys' you have, I can promise I've used bigger and better. I spent many months hanging off a .50BMG on the back of a WMIK Wolf.

I was licensed to carry arms and ammunition on duty in the UK, and of course certified in Northern Ireland...not just outside of it.

Firearms hold no terrors for me. One tends to get bored with them. Men-children who refer to them as toys...well that's different.

Toys are for children, exactly the way you behave.

...and of course you end on an internet death threat...child. LOL

RiversideRedneck

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

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#643289 Jul 20, 2013
macumazahn wrote:
<quoted text>I have one.
Wanna dance?
If you put on a belly short and a blonde wig, I'll two-step with ya.

Lol

RiversideRedneck

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#643290 Jul 20, 2013
MisterCharrington wrote:
<quoted text>
Well it seems from the post above he prefers assless chaps...pardner.
Woah there, cowboy.

You might be on to a new trend.

Kilts with assess chaps....

“Is that all you've got?”

Since: Jun 10

Location hidden

#643291 Jul 20, 2013
macumazahn wrote:
<quoted text>You're not alone.
Hotter than a cheap pistol on a Saturday night.
:p

I'm hotter AND smarter!

Since: Mar 11

Australia

#643292 Jul 20, 2013
Aerobatty wrote:
<quoted text>
I've had wishes come true.
Is that the same thing?
Yes me to. Why would a god answer my wants and needs, when I don't believe? It's because the more we talk about wish or pray the more effort we are putting into things, the more likely they are to happen. We all know if I sit here praying for something it ain't going to happen because I'm just sitting there, hoping, not putting any effort into it.

“Is that all you've got?”

Since: Jun 10

Location hidden

#643293 Jul 20, 2013
Reverend Alan wrote:
<quoted text>
The Universe has always existed,
...
You don't "know" that.

“LOL Really?”

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#643294 Jul 20, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
<quoted text>
Jesus changed everything, my man.
Tell him the oil in my truck is dirty.

“LOL Really?”

Since: Oct 10

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#643295 Jul 20, 2013
nanoanomaly wrote:
<quoted text>Shaddup, ya nappy franny.
Well said, sir.

“Is that all you've got?”

Since: Jun 10

Location hidden

#643296 Jul 20, 2013
_Susan_ wrote:
Jeez, what would some of you folks do without quoting the bible? Can't think for yourselves. So odd.
And who wants to wade through all that boring verbiage, not I.
Your good buddy Rev Alan is the one who started with all the bible remarks, and quite obsessively too.
Anon

Cleveland, OH

#643297 Jul 20, 2013
MisterCharrington wrote:
<quoted text>
I have several of them...you tend to get a new one for every wedding you're invited to. My kilt I've had for 25 years, it's not like the tartan ever goes out of style. LOL
Please humor me. Is a kilt more comfortable than wearing pants, or does it have its own set of problems? I have no idea why I'm asking this, but I'm doing it anyway...

“Is that all you've got?”

Since: Jun 10

Location hidden

#643298 Jul 20, 2013
_Susan_ wrote:
Hello Nano. I rather like Barney Frank.
YOU would!

trappy cranny

“Is that all you've got?”

Since: Jun 10

Location hidden

#643299 Jul 20, 2013
River Tam wrote:
<quoted text>
Tell him the oil in my truck is dirty.
Ya shouldn't have stuck all those crusty dipsticks in it!

“Is that all you've got?”

Since: Jun 10

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#643300 Jul 20, 2013
MisterCharrington wrote:
<quoted text>
...but Voltaire didn't say that old-chap. You're quoting Hall his biographer, don't worry, it's a common mistake.
Prove it, phag.

“Is that all you've got?”

Since: Jun 10

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#643301 Jul 20, 2013
Aerobatty wrote:
<quoted text>
So you like the ACLU?
Good on ya.
You know better.

“Is that all you've got?”

Since: Jun 10

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#643302 Jul 20, 2013
Myth Buster wrote:
<quoted text>
You'll always be an especially ignorant self-righteous bigoted pile of shit, punk.
I'll always be smarter than you, crotchshot.

“Is that all you've got?”

Since: Jun 10

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#643303 Jul 20, 2013
Aura Mytha wrote:
<quoted text>...
And fantasize about things you do, because you don't want me to fuck you. If I did there would remain only your rotting corpse
...
So, you're really Thing under that leotard?

" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thing_ (comics)"

Meeyowr!!!

Since: Nov 12

Sacramento, CA

#643304 Jul 20, 2013
nanoanomaly wrote:
<quoted text>You don't "know" that.
He read it in a book. LOL

“Is that all you've got?”

Since: Jun 10

Location hidden

#643306 Jul 20, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
<quoted text>
A sgian dubh only looks good with a skirt.
HA!
I prefer a shilelagh.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-z_dIrTe_D6k/Tp3jo6x...

This one gives new meaning to "family jewels".

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