Prove there's a god.

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#642693 Jul 18, 2013
macumazahn wrote:
<quoted text>Laffin.
Well, how do you get rid of vermin?
Wi' a predator...
Wheew!

Had me worried for the ferret.
And I'm gonna have a scar, but just a teeny one.
All gooder now.
Excellent!
Apart from this sudden tendency to drive too fast and talk back to the police.
Can't remember who... but there's a comedian that used to do a skit about speeding in the rain, trying to get pulled over, just so the cop would have to get drenched.

Cop walks up and asks, "Do you know how fast you were going, sir?"

Driver responds, "Yes. Do you know why I was speeding?"

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#642694 Jul 18, 2013
Reverend Alan wrote:
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LOL! You study the Bible, that's a good one.
1 COR. 7:36 ("But if a man thinketh that he behaveth himself unseemly toward his virgin daughter...and if need so requireth, let him do what he will; he sinneth not; let them marry"--(American Standard Version)
Here BibleGod tells us that if a heterosexual man wants to molest his virgin daughter, it is not a sin, but he should marry her before he molests her.
I looked it up and the word "daughter" was not in that verse, troll.

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#642695 Jul 18, 2013
Religionthebiglie wrote:
...and what about these passages where the god lies by proxy?
1 Kings 22:23
Now, therefore, behold, the Lord hath put a lying spirit in the mouth of these thy prophets, and the Lord hath spoken evil concerning thee.
2 Chronicles 18:22
Now therefore, behold, the Lord hath put a lying spirit in the mouth of these thy prophets.
Jeremiah 4:10
Ah, Lord GOD! surely thou hast greatly deceived this people.
Jeremiah 20:7
O Lord, thou hast deceived me, and I was deceived.
Ezekiel 14:9
And if a prophet be deceived when he hath spoken a thing, I the Lord have deceived that prophet.
2 Thessalonians 2:11
For this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie.
All of those are atheist lies! And err.. Natural laws as of yet undiscovered.

Right, RR?

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#642696 Jul 18, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
<quoted text>
1. I know and I'm fine with that. Except when y'all post it like it's the truth and not just your opinion.
2. LOL. "There are two theories (what we call a hypothesis"
?? Which is it? A theory or a hypothesis?
I did not use 'theory' in the scientific sense. Currently, there are two competing hypotheses for the origin of snakes. That aside, you still have fully formed snake fossils during the early Cretaceous!

So:

1) Either man lived 112 million years ago and the predecessor to the snake got punished, or
2) The Adam and Eve story is a fable

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#642697 Jul 18, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Try "the most honest" version.
How do you know that?

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#642698 Jul 18, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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It all DOES mean something, timmy...
Do atheists decide that the Bible is NOT the work of God and dive right into the decision that it all means nothing?
No, us atheists believe that the bible is not the work of *a* god and it all means nothing.

If you read the Quran, are you going to put any stock into it? How about ancient Greek transcripts about the glory of Zeus?

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#642699 Jul 18, 2013
Al Garcia wrote:
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That's what it means.
Jesus disciples followed those same commands and even wrote about them in Luke 12:33, Acts 2:45 to name a few.
Jesus is talking about not dwelling on worldly possessions and knowing that they're only temporary.
What can I tell you Rev. You are book smart but you Don't understand the deeper meaning.
You see but yet are blind at the same time.
Some people get way too attached to things.

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#642700 Jul 18, 2013
nanoanomaly wrote:
<quoted text>I looked it up and the word "daughter" was not in that verse, troll.
http://www.biblegateway.com/pa ssage/?search=1+Corinthians+7 &version=ASV

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#642701 Jul 18, 2013
Hukt on Fonix wrote:
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How do you know that?
It aligns with his beliefs most closely.

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#642702 Jul 18, 2013
Covert Stealth Op wrote:
<quoted text>How can gays be normal when they repeatedly say they are not straight's equal,
wasn't normal? Obvious examples are: Gay 14:28 (“...for the straight is
greater than gay”), Gay 20:17 ("I ascend unto my bottom, and your mother,
and to the gays, and your mom"), and Gay 7:16 ("My doctrine is not mine
but the gay who made me").
We see you like to write about gays.

Don't worry man, we don't judge. What you do in your bedroom, is your business

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#642703 Jul 18, 2013
Hukt on Fonix wrote:
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Cop walks up and asks, "Do you know how fast you were going, sir?"
Driver responds, "Yes. Do you know why I was speeding?"
Lemme revise that. It might have been more like...

Cop: "Do you know why you were pulled over, sir?"

Driver: "Yes. Do you?"

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#642704 Jul 18, 2013
Al Garcia wrote:
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I'm Merican! Dammit!
lol, one of my exe's ancestors middle name was "American".

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#642705 Jul 18, 2013
Yo peeple.

Double Fine tried going through the overnight posts, found it as boring as church. Skipped it.

If anyone addressed Double Fine, please send link.

May the humility and awesomeness flow through you all

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#642706 Jul 18, 2013
timn17 wrote:
<quoted text>It aligns with his beliefs most closely.
That'd by my guess as well.

Were you around when RR insisted that he isn't Catholic...

or Protestant?

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#642707 Jul 18, 2013
timn17 wrote:
Your link's not working.

http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/1-Corinth...

Here ya go.

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#642708 Jul 18, 2013
Double Fine wrote:
Yo peeple.
Double Fine tried going through the overnight posts, found it as boring as church. Skipped it.
If anyone addressed Double Fine, please send link.
May the humility and awesomeness flow through you all
Wait jis a danged minute!

You're here all night.

Hehehe.

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#642709 Jul 18, 2013
timn17 wrote:
<quoted text>Ok, then a bunch of russian harry potter enthusiasts. Why are you getting hung up on the specifics and completely missing the point? The point is - I don't care how exactly your translation of choice is compiled, and it holds as much relevance to me as the specific details concerning an english/russian harry potter translation.
If you're not interested in it then why do you keep yapping about it?

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#642710 Jul 18, 2013
psalms 23 wrote:
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Is that your answer to my questions? Really?
<quoted text>
Well, to simplify it. In the "laws of logic" vs philosophy of naturalism, the laws of logic, debunk that philosopy....
prem·ise (prms)
n. also prem·iss (prms)
1. A proposition upon which an argument is based or from which a conclusion is drawn.
2. Logic
a. One of the propositions in a deductive argument.
b. Either the major or the minor proposition of a syllogism, from which the conclusion is drawn.
Holier than though... So your gonna resort to name calling like the rest of them huh... Typical, when you cant give a "reasonable" explanation to a direct question.
<quoted text>
I will respond to that question, as soon as you answer mine in the other post..
You're obfuscating and throwing in a bunch of unnecessary definitions. Nothing debunks logic.

Now, logically prove your god and stop playing word games. Is that easy enough for you to understand?

Empirical proof will do (logic). Just ask your god to do it. According to your bible, you can do it. Ask and it will happen. Your god promises. I'll wait.

Well, maybe not. I'm usually too busy.

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#642711 Jul 18, 2013
Double Fine wrote:
<quoted text>
All of those are atheist lies! And err.. Natural laws as of yet undiscovered.
Right, RR?
That post was ignored. Calling me stupid seemed more important at the time.

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#642712 Jul 18, 2013
Double Fine wrote:
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I did not use 'theory' in the scientific sense. Currently, there are two competing hypotheses for the origin of snakes. That aside, you still have fully formed snake fossils during the early Cretaceous!
So:
1) Either man lived 112 million years ago and the predecessor to the snake got punished, or
2) The Adam and Eve story is a fable
It used to have hands, feet, and vocal chords....and of course a fully developed brain with speech capability, but god got mad at it.

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