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And some of your best clients.
I've seen them as people. And lived with them.
You have seen them as dollar signs financing your gated community living.
Open your gates. Let them come visit.
Working title: "The mystical negro: a story of electro-blackness."
Publisher's blurb: "Dave returns from his soujurn into the dark and musty world of the much maligned 'negro creature,' the so called hood, with fantastic stories that at once illuminate their striking humanity and their unrestrained animal nature."
"Yeah, my best friend is definitely black."
"You like my shoes? Huh?"
"No, negro, you must swallow the magnet first! Savages!"