Once upon a time, I worked for a copier service company. Fixing stuff.<quoted text>
I got questioned (and subsequently NOT hired) for writing "American" in the 'other' box.
Got a call one day to go to a prominent defence contractor - it might have been Rockwell - they make rocket bits.
I filled out a whole entry form, and where it said "Citizen of" I put down "Éire". That's the Republic of Ireland.
I had all the guts torn out of this massive office copier (remember those?) when a security guy came and escorted me off the premises. leaving the machine scattered all over Hell's half acre.
To this day I do not know who put it back together.