Prove there's a god.

“Is that all you've got?”

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#641700 Jul 16, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Dogs.
Some dogs are chickens.

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#641701 Jul 16, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Look, you don't have to believe the Bible. I'm not trying to talk you into anything.
All I'm saying is that if you're gonna debate the Bible, at least be honest about it.
The Bible says serpent, NOT snake.
The Bible says create, NOT poof.
Understand?
If you're going to believe the bible, at least be honest about it's nonsensical nature. The bible is an absurd work. Revel in it, don't reject it. I would respect christians much more if they embraced the whole zombie angle.

Think of it - a whole world of merchandising and entertainment left untapped for fear of committing blasphemy. Zombie jesus on a T-Rex!

“First it steals your mind..”

Since: Jun 11

..and then it steals your soul

#641702 Jul 16, 2013
nanoanomaly wrote:
<quoted text>Well, there are a variety of weapons you can use to kill a snake with. I've used a belt, a book, a rake, a shower rod and a piece of PVC pipe this last time. The belt and book victims had just slithered out from under the couch in front of me and I reached for whatever was closest at hand. Bam! Smish smash!
I take it you are not very coordinated or motivated? Or just never presented with one up close? The way I see it you have to kill them as quick as you see them (in the house), otherwise, they end up in the back of closet or under something where you can't get a good swing going. The last thing you want is to have to either dig for them, because that's really dangerous, or ignore them until they ambush you when you least expect it. I had one sneak in the house one time and when I came at the thing it went in a hole under my kitchen cabinet. The bastard spent the entire winter in my kitchen, every time he peaked out of the hole I threw something at him. It's a scary thing having a snake loose when there's a baby in the house. I wanted to take a sledgehammer after the entire kitchen.
Lol no. I catch them. Get a bucket, some newspaler and a nice long stick.

But a ten foot snake that can kill within half an hour, like a Taipan or Black Mamba? No way, no how

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#641703 Jul 16, 2013
psalms 23 wrote:
Although scholars agree on the historicity of the crucifixion...

New Age writes:

Please post the citation that has the crucifixion is in the historic record.
- The best record would be a document of sorts that originated in the Roman Empire during the 1st century.
- A Jewish record from the same period of time. Maybe a log entry into the Sanhedrin?

I'll wait.

“Ditat Deus”

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#641704 Jul 16, 2013
timn17 wrote:
<quoted text>And we're back to square one.
You're now officially my Topix bitch.

Make me a sammich.

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#641705 Jul 16, 2013
Al Garcia wrote:
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No, it's your sister who is like that creeper at the bar who hunts for drunk, vulnerable chicks.
I was pointing out that God uses weak, imperfect people to create and perform great and Inspiring acts.
-there..... Was that clear enough for you?
Or did you want more information on your sister?
So my sister is a predatory lesbian? Interesting.

Did I strike a nerve? I was making a joke. I think yaweh will survive this terrible insult. Calm down there.

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#641706 Jul 16, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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I'd bet a neolithic goat herder knew a lot more about a snake's behavior than you do.
I'd bet they wouldn't call a snake crafty.
I heard they had really big staffs. ;)

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#641707 Jul 16, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Nope. It was Satan in the form of something not specified other than "Serpent".
Whatever that was, God cursed and created the snake - and made it loathed by people.
Trust me, the next time you see a snake, you'll think of this discussion, and Satan.
So why did god curse the poor snake for something satan did? Ancillary question - why did god curse a creature that would be shunned anyway? Why not curse kittens?

“First it steals your mind..”

Since: Jun 11

..and then it steals your soul

#641708 Jul 16, 2013
nanoanomaly wrote:
<quoted text>It should be a crime to put any bird in a cage just to "have" it.
Birds are meant to fly.
Nah, I wont put a bird in a cage. I would have it around the house

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#641709 Jul 16, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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The above rant is what is what atheists call an honest discussion.
You call that a rant? Lol. It was a few short lines intended as a joke.

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#641710 Jul 16, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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I'm ready to convert.
I wanna be an atheist like you.
Teach me how to hate.
Why convert - when there is plenty of hatred in Christianity?

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#641711 Jul 16, 2013
Al Garcia wrote:
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Gives new meaning to the word "Prick"
I suspect that no sex was consensual back then. It explains why ambush doggy-style was the caveman's favorite position.

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#641712 Jul 16, 2013
MisterCharrington wrote:
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The thing about christian apologetics is that the apologetics are for the benefit of the christian themselves. They aren't trying to justify the bible or anything in it to anyone else, christian apologetics is like mantra meditation or self hypnosis to reinforce faith which is shaken by rationality.
"See it could be true..."
"I know it said flaming chariot but how would a goatherd decribe the Saturn V rocket?"
"Snake actually meant,'Sneaky man in a sharp suit with snakeskin shoes' whose name was Stan"......
Very good observation.

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#641713 Jul 16, 2013
nanoanomaly wrote:
<quoted text>Some dogs are chickens.
True. But I think they're about the best way of keeping snakes away from your home.

Just like cats keep mice, squirrels & gophers away.

Of course, the right dog and the right cat....

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#641714 Jul 16, 2013
saidI wrote:
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Let me answer, please, please. YES. Australian Aboriginals walked with them.
I posted they have found 15 million yr old fossils in Geebung, Aust. That should be "50 million" years!
As we know the first Australians were here then. They have rock art of some of these creatures.
Huh? I don't think so...

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#641715 Jul 16, 2013
nanoanomaly wrote:
<quoted text>I heard they had really big staffs. ;)
No, no, no....

Magic staffs.

Magic poofing staffs.

“First it steals your mind..”

Since: Jun 11

..and then it steals your soul

#641716 Jul 16, 2013
Myth Buster wrote:
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Why do you care what a mentally retarded Christian cultist has been programmed to believe?
Because I want to know if there is any truth, whatsoever, to the talking donkey in Shrek. One with an Eddie Murphy voice. Will have to ask RR

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#641717 Jul 16, 2013
timn17 wrote:
<quoted text>So why did god curse the poor snake for something satan did? Ancillary question - why did god curse a creature that would be shunned anyway? Why not curse kittens?
God did not curse the snake, OMG!!

He cursed whatever the Serpent was.

Why would God curse a snake to be a snake?!

“I see quantum effects”

Since: Jan 11

In the macro world.

#641718 Jul 16, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
<quoted text>I know, we have differet beliefs.

I believe in God with only a gut feeling and some anecdotal evidence (things I cannot share with you or anyone else).

You believe that life started naturally on earth without any supporting evidence of that opinion.

Different, but the same.
So tell me.

What "unnatural" stuff are we made of?

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#641719 Jul 16, 2013
New Age Spiritual Leader wrote:
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Why convert - when there is plenty of hatred in Christianity?
I haven't seen anyone - of any religion or otherwise - as hateful as Mythic Idiot.

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