Can I see the evidence? Puuuuuuuhhhhleeeeeaase?<quoted text>
Will take a look, amigo.
I can already guess the evidence. Does it involve giant humans? Dinosaurs spotted in Africa, etc?
They will be interested to know that I have definite proof of the Mysterious Cheesy Weasel, too! I have a skeleton of a 40 foot tall weasel, in my closet. I have not let any palaeontologist see it, because those evolutionist heretics will destroy the evidence! But the evidence is real!
Just inside the closet hey?
What else do you have in there...?