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nanoanomaly wrote:
<quoted text>It just reminded me of an instance when me and husband went to Memphis to see B. B. King with some friends and there was a tranny at club who was flirting with one of the single guys at our table. The flirting went on, back and forth, almost until closing time when I finally told our friend that what he was doing was disgusting. He thought I was being a prude and responded that they were both adults, "So what?!", whereon I pointed out that his flirt-mate was a guy. He just about had a fit. Apparently, between too much liquor and the dim lighting he thought he was dealing with a real woman. I felt sorry for him, but it was kinda funny too. I asked him how could he NOT notice something was fake and he drew a blank....
I told him to look at "its" shirt. Those huge *nipples* were actually where the guy had tweeked a spot on both sides of it with fabric bunched up by wee rubber bands. Creepy. He quit the flirting immediately. I was glad I saved him from finding the sausage the hard way.
We've all heard of incidents where gay guys were beat for trying to fool straight guys with the cross-dressing. Not too bright, considering how many willing partners they could get at a gay bar.
"She's looking better by the minute well I don't know what's in it That makes the drink turn a poor boy's head

Read more: ERNEST TUBB - SHE'S LOOKIN' BETTER BY THE MINUTE LYRICS"

Same happens when women take off the falsies, wigs, and butt pads. Falling for false advertising while under the influence.

I got a story or two to tell, but won't.

I lived in Memphis for a couple of years, but didn't hit the bars.

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Dave Nelson wrote:
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Been a while, your Lordship. How goes it on the Manor?
Still bringing civilization to the savages?'Tis a burden, is it not?
Worshiping the electromagnet is worshiping an idol. I worship that which created it. Actually I don't worship it, I just accept it as I am a part of it. I don't try to second guess it. I, and others, will leave that up to you and others, and get a laugh from it. Gives you real purpose.
You're worshipping the big bang? Not really necessary...but better than bowing and scraping to some make believe beardy monty python guy in the sky I suppose.
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So you fantasize eating my poo?
Most rational adults realize that the world would be a much better place if we could flush societal excrement like you down the toilet. Fortunately, few of us will ever have the displeasure of actually meeting someone as positively repugnant as you. Your unconscionable vitriol isn't welcomed outside the confines of your barbaric cult with your ignorance, intolerance and violence inciting Dark Ages dogma, punk.

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<quoted text>Are you 12? Were you NEVER able to find your way off the short bus, you sick and totally STUPID piece of crap?
Only a sick mind such as you possess (what little mind you have, that is) would come up with such a notion.
You so totally suck that you really should GFY (no one else wants to- of that I have NO doubt) and you really should DIF (as I've told you before, I wouldn't let a DOG piss on you if you were in flames).
But I will say you do have ONE "talent"- that of bringing out the worst in others.
You must be a real TREAT at parties- if you ever went to any or if anyone actually invited you, that is......
BIG "if" there.....
You ARE what you "think", Christine. You were thinking about putting something sweet on poop and comparing it to me. You are sick.

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OCB wrote:
<quoted text>Tsk, tsk??? Why? Why do I have to sound like New York?
Why does that sound like Old York?
Dave, if you're as stupid and as addle brained as Nano is and to jump on her band wagon, have at it.
I was simply trying to soften what it is I am ACTUALLY telling Nano he/she/IT actually is- and that is a C*NT.
Better?
Oh wait- did you know that there is speculation that the word "c*nt" has its origins from England?
So yeah- use that to "strengthen" your case that Christine and I are one and the same or else your pal Nano can use it.
You and Nano should get married, as soon as Nano figures out what their gender is.
the word does sound quite anglo-saxon

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OCB wrote:
<quoted text>Tsk, tsk??? Why? Why do I have to sound like New York?
Why does that sound like Old York?
Dave, if you're as stupid and as addle brained as Nano is and to jump on her band wagon, have at it.
I was simply trying to soften what it is I am ACTUALLY telling Nano he/she/IT actually is- and that is a C*NT.
Better?
Oh wait- did you know that there is speculation that the word "c*nt" has its origins from England?
So yeah- use that to "strengthen" your case that Christine and I are one and the same or else your pal Nano can use it.
You and Nano should get married, as soon as Nano figures out what their gender is.
New York chicks are not known for using soft words.

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OCB wrote:
<quoted text>Tsk, tsk??? Why? Why do I have to sound like New York?
Why does that sound like Old York?
Dave, if you're as stupid and as addle brained as Nano is and to jump on her band wagon, have at it.
I was simply trying to soften what it is I am ACTUALLY telling Nano he/she/IT actually is- and that is a C*NT.
Better?
Oh wait- did you know that there is speculation that the word "c*nt" has its origins from England?
So yeah- use that to "strengthen" your case that Christine and I are one and the same or else your pal Nano can use it.
You and Nano should get married, as soon as Nano figures out what their gender is.
Keep ranting, maybe, eventually, we'll see the works of Shakespeare manifest from your manic pounding of the keys.

OCB

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Jun 18, 2013
 
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New York chicks are not known for using soft words.
Then what you know about New York women wouldn't begin to cover the head of the world's smallest pin.

But true enough that I can curse like a sailor but of course, I am not representative of all New York women not to mention I haven't lived there in 18 years; however, and AGAIN, here on Topix I was trying to soften the word that not only aptly describes Nano, but also BEST describes her/him/IT.

Take your STUPID delusions about Christine and I being one and the same person and your sexual fantasies to a private chat with Nano.

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Jun 18, 2013
 
This place is a trip.

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Jun 18, 2013
 
MisterCharrington wrote:
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the word does sound quite anglo-saxon
What can I tell ya? Don't forget: I am quite the lover of language and the English language probably the most since that is my language.

Not the British version of course, since I am American, but unlike people like RR, I not only have NO problem with English as spoken by the British, I actually like it and respect it.

Besides, saying "cunny" instead of "c*nt" gives the illusion that there is SOMETHING "cute" about Nano, but a truer illusion I don't think there ever was since there is NOTHING at all "cute" (or otherwise endearing in ANY way) about him/her/IT.

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Jun 18, 2013
 
MisterCharrington wrote:
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You're worshipping the big bang? Not really necessary...but better than bowing and scraping to some make believe beardy monty python guy in the sky I suppose.
That was much weaker than you are capable of, Counselor. Try a little harder and put some more intellectual ooomph in it.

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Jun 18, 2013
 
nanoanomaly wrote:
<quoted text>Keep ranting, maybe, eventually, we'll see the works of Shakespeare manifest from your manic pounding of the keys.
So anyone who quotes Shakespeare or uses the English that Shakespeare did is English in those ugly beady little eyes of yours?

And gee- it was YOU who just yesterday quoted Shakespeare!

ROFLMAO!!!

So using as what passes as logic for a moronic pissant like you, I guess we can conclude that YOU and Christine are one and the same.

Do you EVER think before letting that mental diarrhea flow so LIBERALLY and so UNCHECKED from that horribly ugly gaping maw of yours?

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Jun 18, 2013
 
nanoanomaly wrote:
<quoted text>You ARE what you "think", Christine. You were thinking about putting something sweet on poop and comparing it to me. You are sick.
No, I was not. If you're addressing your post to Christine, then POST to Christine, not ME- who is OCB.

No- I was saying that you can be dressed up to appear as something you're not, but the bottom line is that you're still a pile of SH*T.

Pouring Hershey's syrup on a pile of sh*t doesn't change what's under the syrup.

But thanks for outing YOURSELF as someone who probably not only fantasizes about eating sh*t, but who I'm seriously thinking actually does.

What is sick is that you're too god damned DUMB and too god damned EVIL to realize what a walking pile of sh*t you are and always will be; even if you pour Hershey's syrup all over yourself how disgusting you are and how revolting a stench you emanate will always comes through all too loud, smelly and clear.

Get LOST, you sick little FREAK of nature.

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OCB wrote:
<quoted text>Tsk, tsk??? Why? Why do I have to sound like New York?
Why does that sound like Old York?
Dave, if you're as stupid and as addle brained as Nano is and to jump on her band wagon, have at it.
I was simply trying to soften what it is I am ACTUALLY telling Nano he/she/IT actually is- and that is a C*NT.
Better?
Oh wait- did you know that there is speculation that the word "c*nt" has its origins from England?
So yeah- use that to "strengthen" your case that Christine and I are one and the same or else your pal Nano can use it.
You and Nano should get married, as soon as Nano figures out what their gender is.
Not a word I use. Ever.

But I think it was paleoGermanic in origin, adopted by the English in the Middle Ages...

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OCB wrote:
<quoted text>I KNEW it!
I just KNEW I'd get the "anti-American" CRAP from you, RR.
I am not anti-American- I simply realize it is NOT all about the USA or ONLY about the USA nor SHOULD it be.
You ARE a VERY ugly American who is also a chauvinistic imperialist.
The very thing our forefathers fought against- IMPERIALISM- YOU unwittingly embrace.
You're a foolish moron and a moronic fool.
And it is the type of American YOU are that is destroying this country and all the more as you're too damned DUMB to even realize it.
Feh.
You are anti-American.

Your "America has problems" and "Canada is cool" rants is evidence of that.

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OCB wrote:
<quoted text>Right- so you have NO issue with porn as long as it doesn't involve cross-dressers.
Got it.
FYI, I don't like ANY porn and I find it all to be disgusting and particularly demeaning to women, so I'm not surprised that YOU like "normal" porn since so much of what you are about is that of demeaning the female gender.
BTW, that is a lot of clothing in men's and women's sections that have more to do with size than actual style.
Or are you going to tell me that BLUE jeans are men's clothing?
The biggest thing is that posted vulgar porn on Topix.

She should be banned.

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Jun 18, 2013
 
OCB wrote:
<quoted text>Then what you know about New York women wouldn't begin to cover the head of the world's smallest pin.
But true enough that I can curse like a sailor but of course, I am not representative of all New York women not to mention I haven't lived there in 18 years; however, and AGAIN, here on Topix I was trying to soften the word that not only aptly describes Nano, but also BEST describes her/him/IT.
Take your STUPID delusions about Christine and I being one and the same person and your sexual fantasies to a private chat with Nano.
:-)

You can take the girl out of the city, but you can't take the city outta the girl.

Hey, when you go to New Orleans you will hear something that will pick your ears up. It is called Yat. No, they are not New Yorkers with a funny accent.

New Orleans has a very heavy Irish influence. Was flooded with them around the turn of the century. Not this one, the one before.

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I am not saying that you posted any such thing, I am saying you logic of denying all three possible options indicated you believe the sites don’t exist
You also said there were not anti gun sites and they were not neutral so stop lying you foul mouthed excuse for christian violence. Tell me, did you scream “shut the f*ck up” when you darling mommy dropped you from her bleeding womb?
And as I said, I am impervious to BS.
You don’t like that then fine, the choice is yours, perhaps you should instead attend some radical fascist forum. Would surely be more your thing when violence and threats abound. You pathetic looser
Idiot.

I said about.com and pbs.org aren't anti-, pro- or neutral-guns sites because they're not guns sites AT ALL.

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<quoted text>Funny how you know so much about drugs- drugs I've never used and I never even HEARD of Haldol.
Stop trying to get others to become the drug addicted FOOLS you and your "mom" are.
No mood swings here you stupid and silly lil cunny- yet again, you're projecting because you're trying to rid yourself of your self-inflicted demons by trying to shove them off onto others.
News flash- it's not working.
And now I'm a gynecologist, too?
That's YOUR fantasy about YOURSELF, you LOON.
Lil Ticked mentioned Haldol to somebody, more than once, and I googled it. Loser.

The GYN was a hint that you're "hormonal". You obviously have *something* out of balance. Try sunshine and smelling the roses.

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Dave Nelson wrote:
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You haven't read much of booots.
The world dances to the tune the USA plays. The center of humanity's universe for now. The source and center of that universe's laws and morality. Battles fought here reverberate throughout the world.
Canadians are PC sheep. It may be from the influx of fuzzy headed Americans from past years and inbred Canucks. Plus the cold constricts the blood vessels to their brains reducing the oxygen level needed for clear thinking. Canadians are not known for being the most intellectual or innovative of cultures, but for their moralizing to others.
I am Dave Nelson of the Nelsons that lived in Canada from 1802 to 1922 that had enough brains leftover to leave for a warmer climate and breed with better stock. How do you like that perspective, eh?
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