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#627500 May 30, 2013
Huh wrote:
<quoted text>Ask the parents in Newtown if they appreciate your humor. You know you are violent. You know you are a Christian. You know you are violent because you are a Christian, despite assertion by your immoral dogma to the antonym.
Thankfully our fine, secular laws prevent most of you clowns from carrying out what you so desperately crave.
Crave?

There's no law against eating too many burritos.

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#627501 May 30, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
Yes, my ass is tight. Very tight. I'm straight.
How do you know that?

Wait....

Don't answer that question.

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#627502 May 30, 2013
Huh wrote:
<quoted text>It may be a common response among jack-booted, violence-addled Christians but not among normal people. Nor is it in any way funny to anyone other than a jack-booted, violence-addled Christian. You know, like Ted Nugent, who, despite his little-dick gun posturing shat his pants before his draft board hearing so that he wouldn't get sent to Vietnam. What a patriot.
You hypocritical loons make me sick.
Oh will you calm the hell down. It was just a freakin joke.

I'll have you know that I have never shot at anything alive, other than a tree. I never go hunting, I've never shot a rabbit, a deer, an elk, a buck, anything. I shoot at things like cardboard targets and that's all.

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#627503 May 30, 2013
Huh wrote:
<quoted text>I'm not worried about you, though. WalMart will get to you first.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2013/may/2...
*shrugs*

I don't shop at Walmart.

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#627504 May 30, 2013
ChristineM wrote:
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Yes very funny when you are not the target of that pointed gun, has no one ever taught you about the danger of playing with guns?
You fooked up, perhaps it’s your christianity, perhaps it’s your personality, whatever it was you made yourself out to be a violent moron, live with your mistake.
No complaints
There is no "pointed gun", sweetheart.

Unless you figure comical words are a gun....

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#627505 May 30, 2013
scaritual wrote:
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How do you know that?
Wait....
Don't answer that question.
Lol I just checked.

Smell my finger.
susanblange

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#627506 May 30, 2013
ChristineM wrote:
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Been away, did you miss me?
Nope an estimate based of several provable and corroborating factors including red shift, WMAP CMB measurements, Hubble constant etc. This is not a guess but a pretty close estimate.
A guess is when you have no proof, like saying god exists with nothing whatsoever to corroborate that claim. And therefore to make the claim that god exists with no proof to validate the claim is simply a lie.
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Again for the hard of understanding. E=MC^2 proves that no god as described in KJV revelation 19:6 can exist in this universe. That is proof enough for me. Personally I would much rather go on the word of Einstein whose E=MC^2 has never yet been disproved and is shown as factual every single day than the word of a 4000 year old group of terrorists, exhales and land thieves.
Arguments from ignorance proof nothing but ignorance
"God omnipotent" is Energy and the forces in nature. Electro magnetism, gravitation and the nuclear forces. Besides being omnipotent, God is also omnipresent and eternal. Energy cannot be created or destroyed but can only change form. Daniel 11:38 "But in his estate shall he honor the God of forces..." There's more to God than the Lord, Elohim is a plural.

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#627507 May 30, 2013
susanblange wrote:
<quoted text>"God omnipotent" is Energy and the forces in nature. Electro magnetism, gravitation and the nuclear forces. Besides being omnipotent, God is also omnipresent and eternal. Energy cannot be created or destroyed but can only change form. Daniel 11:38 "But in his estate shall he honor the God of forces..." There's more to God than the Lord, Elohim is a plural.
Daniel 11:38 "But in his estate shall he honor the God of forces"?

you should probably check on your particular translation...

most bibles agree the word is "fortress" not "forces"...

Since: May 11

London, UK

#627508 May 30, 2013
susanblange wrote:
<quoted text>"God omnipotent" is Energy and the forces in nature. Electro magnetism, gravitation and the nuclear forces. Besides being omnipotent, God is also omnipresent and eternal. Energy cannot be created or destroyed but can only change form. Daniel 11:38 "But in his estate shall he honor the God of forces..." There's more to God than the Lord, Elohim is a plural.
"fortresses" even
susanblange

Norfolk, VA

#627509 May 30, 2013
MisterCharrington wrote:
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Daniel 11:38 "But in his estate shall he honor the God of forces"?
you should probably check on your particular translation...
most bibles agree the word is "fortress" not "forces"...
The OKJV says "forces". The God of "fortresses" doesn't make any sense.
Huh

Garland, TX

#627510 May 30, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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*shrugs*
I don't shop at Walmart.
It's not about shopping, dimwit
Huh

Garland, TX

#627511 May 30, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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There is no "pointed gun", sweetheart.
Unless you figure comical words are a gun....
Yeah, but it's just not funny.
Huh

Garland, TX

#627512 May 30, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Oh will you calm the hell down. It was just a freakin joke.
I'll have you know that I have never shot at anything alive, other than a tree. I never go hunting, I've never shot a rabbit, a deer, an elk, a buck, anything. I shoot at things like cardboard targets and that's all.
It's not funny. What don't you understand? Gun violence is a pervasive disease among you idiots and nothing to laugh about. I'm sorry you have a little penis.

Since: May 11

London, UK

#627514 May 30, 2013
susanblange wrote:
<quoted text>The OKJV says "forces". The God of "fortresses" doesn't make any sense.
A god of unasailable places/castles/strongholds doesn't make sense to you?

The literal translation is "to him shall strong nations be subjected".
Huh

Garland, TX

#627515 May 30, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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I proved it the other day?!
What, when I made the comment about it being nighttime when it's actually daytime here? You really have no sense of humor do you?
Nice backpedal you made the error. Perhaps you don't realize that comedy is not your forté. What's next, rape jokes?

This is a funny joke:

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: "Watson, look up at the sky, and tell me what you see." Watson replied: "I see millions and millions of stars." Holmes said: "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson replied: "Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life." And Holmes said: "Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent."

Riverside Redneck's mother gets on a bus with her baby. RR The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."
Huh

Garland, TX

#627516 May 30, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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*rolls eyes*
Forget it.
Here, even this is funnier than claiming you missed an opportunity to murder someone:

A married couple were arguing who is making the coffee, the wife said that in the Bible it says that men should make the coffee and the husband asked her where it said that. The wife opened the Bible and said: "Right here in HEBREWS!"

Of course, after that, the Christian husband beat her for violating 1 Timothy 2:12. Sick, immoral Christians.

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#627517 May 30, 2013
Huh wrote:
<quoted text>Here, even this is funnier than claiming you missed an opportunity to murder someone:
A married couple were arguing who is making the coffee, the wife said that in the Bible it says that men should make the coffee and the husband asked her where it said that. The wife opened the Bible and said: "Right here in HEBREWS!"
Of course, after that, the Christian husband beat her for violating 1 Timothy 2:12. Sick, immoral Christians.
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#627518 May 30, 2013
scaritual wrote:
Still got your head where the sun does not shine.

scaritual self portrait

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/5677...

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#627519 May 30, 2013
waaasssuuup wrote:
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i'm truly sorry for your negative experiences. however as the old hymn goes "my faith is built on nothing less than Jesus' blood and righteousness....i dare not trust the sweetest frame but wholly rest on Jesus' Name...on Christ the solid Rock i stand, all other ground is sinking sand....."
what does any of this have to do with actions of terrorist IRA roman empire throw-backs???
Pfft.

Random cultic propaganda. Pretty crappy poetry, too.

Oh, you are aware that Great Caesar's sandals never stuck in Irish mud?
The Empire never conquered Hibernia.

“Ditat Deus”

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#627520 May 30, 2013
susanblange wrote:
<quoted text>The OKJV says "forces". The God of "fortresses" doesn't make any sense.
Is there a "NKJV"?? O_o

The "OKJV" is the same as the "KJV", which is a medieval translation for medical minds.

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