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The Borderland of Sol

#627090 May 28, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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OMG you're pathetic.
100 year old quote from some obscure source is all you got?
FAIL
What?

Are you afraid to look the thing up yourself?

Oh, wait - of course you are.

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#627091 May 28, 2013
MisterCharrington wrote:
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I need you to prove that my dog is not the creator of the universe, my dog being tangible, your god having less impact on the world than a butterfly farting in Jakarta.
Do try to keep up.
Quick! Change the goalposts!

'Cuz you have no evidence to my alleged unemployment.

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#627092 May 28, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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*waits for some freethinking atheist to bitch at you because they claim one cannot 'believe' in evolution*
*and waits....*
*and waits....*
*and waits....*
Let's discuss something if possible. In one of youe earlier posts you've stated that no one knows when A&E were created. However the bible geneology mentions the earthly years that A&E lived.
I don't have the exact number off hand but would,t the geneology date A&E back to about 5,000 BCE or so?

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Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#627093 May 28, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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To an ignorant child like you, sure.
Go pray to an atheist pixie or something.
ROFL.

Youse funny!

(Wait for it, folks...)

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The Borderland of Sol

#627094 May 28, 2013
scaritual wrote:
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Did everyone just hear the music from Twilight Zone?
YESS!!!!

Hi, Scar.

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#627095 May 28, 2013
OCB wrote:
<quoted text>As I posted to Mr.Charrington, I do not doubt that you HAVE a job.
The evidence that you don't DO your job- or only VERY minimally at best- is your number of posts here on a daily basis- as in every single day and numerous posts every single day.
You're resting on your laurels because you HAVE a job; seems to me that would be canceled out by how little time you actually spending DOING your job.
You're a goldbricker.
Not that it's anyone's business, but I spend as much time doing my job that I need to to get it done 100%.

(I've told you that I've got the easiest job I've ever had...)

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Lansdowne, PA

#627096 May 28, 2013
Sharkey wrote:
<quoted text>Why did they not choose "she" or "her" for god?
How come god can't be a "she"? Or "it"?
Giving god a gender pronoun brings the god down to a human level.
Is god human?
Is god just a facsimile of the human male, specifically, the human WHITE male?
Would god being a black female make your brain blow up?
The Catholics just couldn't fathom picking a pope with black skin.
Also, anyone that "has a father" also has a mother.
Who is Jesus' mother?
Who's vagina did Jesus come out of?
Did god have a penis?
Who got Jesus' mother pregnant?
Yes, god has a penis. Way before Israel was formed in the land of Canaan the god El walked along a beach and 2 women were amazed at the size of his wiener.
Some soft music was played with a couple of martinis and voila.
Baddabing Baddabang Baddaboom.
Those old gods sure knew how to live...lol

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#627097 May 28, 2013
MisterCharrington wrote:
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70 posts per day on topix would tend to indicate a glut of free time, not currently found in todays workplace...but then you are a full time topix poster, no time for a job LMAO
Really?

Circumstantial evidence?

LMAO, go away you wanker.

I mean, "wank-ah"

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#627098 May 28, 2013
MisterCharrington wrote:
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Where is my evidence that god did not do it?
Where is the evidence that my dog did not do it? There is none...therefore my dog is the creator of the universe.
Your poor children.....LMAO.
I'm sticking to the point, it's you who simply can't address it so off you go on your usual malarkey.

...seriously though you'll never get a job with that kind of dishonest attitude.

“Love much, trust none”

Since: Jul 11

There

#627099 May 28, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Oh, is that all we have to go back to, pre Columbus?
Lol, m'kay.
You are claiming to be a Native American. The definition of Native American is well established and you ain't one.

Why are you such a deceitful little wanker ?
Joseph is Jesus father

Lansdowne, PA

#627100 May 28, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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God is known as the Father, which isn't necessary a male.
But hey, did you call your dad a she?
A father isn't really necessary a male?
I'm listening, go on.

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#627101 May 28, 2013
macumazahn wrote:
<quoted text>What?
Are you afraid to look the thing up yourself?
Oh, wait - of course you are.
Scared?!

HA HA HA HA

Ya, sure. I'm shakin in my lil booties over here...

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#627102 May 28, 2013
Joseph is Jesus father wrote:
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Let's discuss something if possible. In one of youe earlier posts you've stated that no one knows when A&E were created. However the bible geneology mentions the earthly years that A&E lived.
I don't have the exact number off hand but would,t the geneology date A&E back to about 5,000 BCE or so?
That's an enormously crazy assumption.

I think the Young Earthers are nuts. The bible DOES give a genealogy, but it does NOT give a timeline.

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#627103 May 28, 2013
MisterCharrington wrote:
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I'm sticking to the point, it's you who simply can't address it so off you go on your usual malarkey.
...seriously though you'll never get a job with that kind of dishonest attitude.
Alright, old timer. Posting to yourself is not cool.

Arguing with yourself is even worse.

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#627104 May 28, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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The proof starts from the Peano Postulates, which define the natural numbers N. N is the smallest set satisfying these postulates:
P1. 1 is in N.
P2. If x is in N, then its "successor" x' is in N.
P3. There is no x such that x'= 1.
P4. If x isn't 1, then there is a y in N such that y'= x.
P5. If S is a subset of N, 1 is in S, and the implication
(x in S => x' in S) holds, then S = N.
Then you have to define addition recursively:
Def: Let a and b be in N. If b = 1, then define a + b = a'
(using P1 and P2). If b isn't 1, then let c'= b, with c in N
(using P4), and define a + b =(a + c)'.
Then you have to define 2:
Def: 2 = 1'
2 is in N by P1, P2, and the definition of 2.
Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2
Proof: Use the first part of the definition of + with a = b = 1.
Then 1 + 1 = 1'= 2 Q.E.D.
Note: There is an alternate formulation of the Peano Postulates which
replaces 1 with 0 in P1, P3, P4, and P5. Then you have to change the
definition of addition to this:
Def: Let a and b be in N. If b = 0, then define a + b = a.
If b isn't 0, then let c'= b, with c in N, and define
a + b =(a + c)'.
You also have to define 1 = 0', and 2 = 1'. Then the proof of the
Theorem above is a little different:
Proof: Use the second part of the definition of + first:
1 + 1 =(1 + 0)'
Now use the first part of the definition of + on the sum in
parentheses: 1 + 1 =(1)'= 1'= 2 Q.E.D.
You're all mixed up.
1x1=1

You don't work at financial institution, do you?

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#627105 May 28, 2013
G_O_D wrote:
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You are claiming to be a Native American. The definition of Native American is well established and you ain't one.
Why are you such a deceitful little wanker ?
No, I'm not claiming to be Native American.

Why are they 'native' anyway? Because they were here before the Spanish and the Brits? Huh...

You think I'm not American and of American ancestry because my ancestor's ancestors came from somewhere other than America, yes?

Then why are the native Americans called 'native'? They, too, had ancestors that came from somewhere other than America.

And what of the Irish? If you're of Irish ancestry, what of your Irish ancestor's ancestors? Do you think Ireland was always Ireland and always had Irish people living on it and it was never immigrated to?

*rubs temples*

I really don't give a shit about ancestry. I give a shit about my more immediate family, back 5-10 generations.

'Cuz if you go back to your European ancestry, you'll have to go back and go back and go back.....

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#627106 May 28, 2013
Joseph is Jesus father wrote:
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A father isn't really necessary a male?
I'm listening, go on.
I didn't say "a father", I said "the Father", as in God.

Carrion.

“The eye has it...”

Since: May 09

Russell's Teapot

#627107 May 28, 2013
macumazahn wrote:
<quoted text>YESS!!!!
Hi, Scar.
Hey, Mac.

Christians say the darndest things, don't they?

“Love much, trust none”

Since: Jul 11

There

#627108 May 28, 2013
Joseph is Jesus father wrote:
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A father isn't really necessary a male?
I'm listening, go on.
The male of a species is not actually needed for reproduction. There are several species that can have offspring without males and there are several species that can change their sex to meet needs.

It would be relatively easily for even a human woman to give birth to her identical twin.

Since: May 11

UK

#627109 May 28, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Alright, old timer. Posting to yourself is not cool.
Arguing with yourself is even worse.
somehow I knew you were going to say that...

Were you beaten mercilessly at school?

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