Oh, and thank you again for this concession speech. Whenever you paint yourself into a theological corner, you end with something like this. Why didn't you bust out the Progressive Koresh Decoder Ring Biblical Ignorance canard with this one? Oh, that's right, you can't, because you just made up that interpretation.<quoted text>
You woke up in the wrong side of the bed, pissy.
Yep. 2 billion Christians. 2 billion different versions of Christianity. 2 billion different interpretations of the Bible. 2 billion different gods that somehow reflect the exact ego of each Christian. But wait, those other guys aren't real Christians because their decoder ring disagrees with mine. Christianity. An army of one.