I asked for a smart Miss America, or Miss Whatever....
Or shut up and admit its true.
Aishwarya Rai won the 1994 Miss World pageant. Declared the most beautiful woman of all-time by numerous web polls, magazine articles and Julia Roberts. She was an A student at the prestigious Ruparel College in India (part of the University of Mumbai). Wanted to study medicine or zoology but ultimately ended up majoring in architecture. She is fluent in several languages including Hindi, Marathi, English and Tamil (her native tongue is Tulu).
Natalie Portman finished high school with a 4.0 GPA. Attended Harvard University where she completed a
Bachelor's degree in Psychology. Also engaged in graduate studies at Hebrew University. Speaks Hebrew, French and Japanese fluently.
Cindy Crawford was high school valedictorian (4.0 GPA), enrolled at Northwestern University to study chemical engineering on full academic scholarship.
Kate Beckinsale attended Oxford University (New College) studying French and Russian literature for 3 years. As a teenager she was a two-time winner of the W.H. Smith Young Writers' competition for her short stories and poems. Is also fluent in French, German and Russian.
Dr. Victoria Zdrok was both the Playboy Playmate of the Month (October 1994) and Penthouse Pet of the Month (June 2002). She skipped high school and attended college instead. Graduated summa cum laude with a Bachelor's degree from West Chester University (Pennsylvania) at age 18. Obtained a JD law degree in 1997 as well as a Ph.D. in psychology from Villanova Law School and Drexel University. She most recently completed post-doctorate work in sex therapy at the Robert Wood Johnson Medical School.
Then there is the gorgeous cheerleader for the Houston Texans who also happens to be an aerospace engineer for NASA. http://www.sciencecheerleader.com/2010/07/mee...
Hedy Lamar's biggest claim to fame outside of acting is her joint patent with composer George Antheil for an early version of spread spectrum communication technology (U.S. patent #2,292,387)- a concept that was later incorporated into wireless telephones and internet wifi. That's right, dumbass, the things that law you to prove your stupidity 24/7.
Aisha Tyler earned a Bachelor's degree from Dartmouth in Government with a minor in Environmental Policy. Fluent in French Russian and Swahili. She can also kick your ass in poker.
Need more, you misogynistic moron? You're not fit to scape dogshiite off their shoes.