Prove there's a god.

“Ditat Deus”

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#623696 May 13, 2013
macumazahn wrote:
<quoted text>And that IS the problem.
I wonder what happened to him in his childhood?
You mean my normal childhood with mom & dad, gramma & grandpa, brothers, dogs, Magic Mountain...?

Oh, nothing.

“Ditat Deus”

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#623697 May 13, 2013
G_O_D wrote:
<quoted text>
"...and on the third day, Jesus went out of the cave. He saw his shadow and went back in for six more weeks."
KittenKoder wrote:
<quoted text>
Oh wow ... that was flawless humor. Thanks for the awesome laugh.
'_'

That was funny?

“Ditat Deus”

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#623698 May 13, 2013
KittenKoder wrote:
<quoted text>
So you had sexual desires for men and chose to be straight. If one is a choice, so is the other.
Oh. I didn't know that you could choose your race.

“Ditat Deus”

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#623699 May 13, 2013
KittenKoder wrote:
<quoted text>
He was not oppressed because of it, therefore there was no significant historical battle for it, big difference. Basically, you are also saying that they shouldn't talk about black people when discussing the civil war, or that mentioning Britain when discussing the revolutionary war would promote Britain.
"Oppressed"?!?

HA HA HA HA !!!!!!

Poor baby's can't get married.... aaawwww....

Oh wait, yes they can.

“Ditat Deus”

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#623700 May 13, 2013
nanoanomaly wrote:
<quoted text>Neither baby boys OR girls are born "oriented", you jackass.
Too bad the radical gay agenda can always count on stupid people being so easily swayed, there are SO many more of the dumb in society now...what with unnatural selection.
I was born with a pickup truck and a gun rack. My dad questioned the parentage.

“Ditat Deus”

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#623701 May 13, 2013
KittenKoder wrote:
<quoted text>
Then go skydiving a few times without an instructor. You asserted that one cannot make such claims without first doing it, you just hypocritically did what you are whining about in the first place, so you cannot compare the two until you go skydiving a few times without an instructor.
You're such an ignorant fool.

You become a parent with an instructor, you know...

There's no real "guidebook" on parenting.

(cue the copy/paste links to parenting books)

(from the parentally ignorant)

“Ditat Deus”

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#623702 May 13, 2013
nanoanomaly wrote:
<quoted text>He said he's tried being gay and tried being straight....it's scary that he might have caused a pregnancy at some point during his creepy escapades.
You have to stop that.

Now.

Ima have nightmares.

“Ditat Deus”

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#623703 May 13, 2013
nanoanomaly wrote:
<quoted text>Yeah, we're just afraid "for" the innocent children that they are trying to indoctrinate into the gay lifestyle. We aren't insecure in our own skin but fear the misery that will be caused to unsuspecting children.
I know, huh? Talk about gays and you're either gay or a homophobe. Talk about democrats and you're a loon hater, talk about blacks and your racist...

Talk about Christians and your cool.

WTF?!
Sharkey

Vallejo, CA

#623704 May 13, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
<quoted text>
One I'm actually born with, the other is a choice.
So...when did you choose to become heterosexual?

“I see quantum effects”

Since: Jan 11

In the macro world.

#623705 May 13, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
<quoted text>What makes you assume I have a problem with that?

I don't.

I just don't want it taught to little children.

As you don't want creation taught to them, either.
Because creationism is a lie.

Sexuality is not.

“Love much, trust none”

Since: Jul 11

There

#623706 May 13, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
<quoted text>
Awesome.
Then why were we never taught Washington's sexual preferences?
Answer: It doesn't matter.
You didn't major in American History at a University is why.

<face palm>

“Love much, trust none”

Since: Jul 11

There

#623707 May 13, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
<quoted text>
Prove that that one's sexuality is innate.
Go ahead and try.
So you were 'almost' homosexual and chose to be straight ?

What was your first boy crush's name ?

“Love much, trust none”

Since: Jul 11

There

#623708 May 13, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
G_O_D wrote:
<quoted text>
"...and on the third day, Jesus went out of the cave. He saw his shadow and went back in for six more weeks."
<quoted text>
'_'
That was funny?
Only to people who chose to have a sense of humor.

ROFLMAO
Sharkey

Vallejo, CA

#623709 May 13, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
<quoted text>
Wrong. Here's two examples:
Proverbs 1:5
Let the wise hear and increase in learning, and the one who understands obtain guidance,
Proverbs 18:15
An intelligent heart acquires knowledge, and the ear of the wise seeks knowledge.
"The human species was well on its way to self-extinction using that old book of the bible." THE NEW 21ST CENTURY TESTAMENT OF HUMANKIND BOOK 1, 1:1

"Then they realized that their mission to trample each other to get to heaven was futile." BOOK 1, 1:2

"So they came with a new plan, a NEW view of humans and life, a view that will let the human species continue on forever, instead of blowing itself to smithereens." BOOK 1, 1:3

"The new mission is to make life, right here on earth, a heaven. Heaven or hell is UP TO US AS HUMANS.

"HUMANS HAVE THE CHOICE TO MAKE THEIR HOME A SPHERE OF HEAVEN, OR A SPINNING BALL OF HELL AND HATE.

Throw out that world-ending, human-self-extinction manual called the bible. It's a weapon of mass destruction. It causes humans to fight with each other and we will fight each other to death,....but that's OK with some of you though, isn't it? You WANT Armageddon. You WANT us to blow up the world. You WANT to die.

Well, like Jim Jones, you and your devoted followers can go drink some cyanide-laced koolaid and jump off a cliff as far as I give a f*ck.

You better hope your god catches you on the way down.

You f*cking bastards, wanting to kill our whole world.

You are sick sons of BITCHES.

YOU HAVE THE ENTIRE WORLD ON A MURDER-SUICIDE MISSION, YOU BUNCH OF TERRORIST SCUM.
Sharkey

Vallejo, CA

#623710 May 13, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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In what way am I promoting that people be against homosexuals?
By using your god and your bible against them, although it was your god that messed up and created them in the first place.

"In the beginning god created"....come on, now, Mr. Bible (ahem, human self-extinction manual) scholar!!!

You gotta keep your story straight. If a murderous, evil, prejudiced, bastard is your god, then acknowledge it. Admit that you're worshiping a psychotic monster. You're kissing his fungus-y feet and saying "Thank you sir may I have another"?
Sharkey

Vallejo, CA

#623712 May 13, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
<quoted text>
What makes you assume I have a problem with that?
I don't.
I just don't want it taught to little children.
As you don't want creation taught to them, either.
Although that creation story is at the level of little children: the magic wizard creating a whole universe with a magic wand out of nothing and nowhere like POOF!

“Is that all you've got?”

Since: Jun 10

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#623713 May 13, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
<quoted text>
I was born with a pickup truck and a gun rack. My dad questioned the parentage.
I suspect your mom may have a trans-dimensional womb or wombz-ezz, which doesn't necessarily imply questionable paternity, btw. ;)

Daddy just needed the right transitional tool.

“Is that all you've got?”

Since: Jun 10

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#623714 May 13, 2013
Aerobatty wrote:
<quoted text>
Because creationism is a lie.
Sexuality is not.
A skirt that's hiding a dick instead of a kitty is deception, a lie.
Sharkey

Vallejo, CA

#623715 May 13, 2013
nanoanomaly wrote:
<quoted text>A skirt that's hiding a dick instead of a kitty is deception, a lie.
Tell that to the Catholics!
Sharkey

Vallejo, CA

#623716 May 13, 2013
nanoanomaly wrote:
<quoted text>A skirt that's hiding a dick instead of a kitty is deception, a lie.
And tell those Catholic men to keep their dicks inside their skirts instead of rubbing them on little boys.

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