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Mar 19, 2013
 
Hukt on Fonix wrote:
Oh <comma> baby!!!
I need to start a new club.
LOLS

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Mar 19, 2013
 
Aerobatty wrote:
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If a man speaks and no woman hears him, is he still wrong?
...Probably.
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Mar 19, 2013
 
Hagen wrote:
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...Probably.
No, he isn't. Women aren't any more rightious than men.

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Mar 19, 2013
 
Hitler Invented Methadone wrote:
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i cant prove it.. but i can use logic to show u there has to be some sort of Being that is something humans could never possibly comprehend.. and this being put all that is in the universe into its cycles... And this being had to have always existed infinitely. I say this because all my contemplating this question when i was young lead me up to this one mind boggling question that no human could possibly wrap their mind around.. and this leads me to Truly believe there is a "God" .. not a god like they portray in religion because all religion is man-made bullshit that does nothing but cause wars and make these religion freaks think they are better than everyone... The question is.. When did "time" Begin? if u tell me the big bang.. then what about 5 minutes before that. How could time have just began. What about before that time? How could there ever be a beggining of time? Its impossible because there will always be the question what about 5 minutes before that? Now you see.. i believe that only God can comprehend this. He is this he has created this and we are a part of this.. Yet we can not comprehend how this works and we are just a small part of it.. So stop trying to PROVE there is a God and just realize that this Amazing Universe would Be absolutely IMPOSSIBLE without some sort of superior Being Who i like to believe guides my life when i go through it peacefully and positively and being helpful to others i like to believe that is why i am happier now in my life and why good things have been happening to me.. Bt that is just my personal belief.. Is there a God? Just look in the sky Buddy.. if that doesnt answer your question than you are obviously not Bright enough to be asking that question.
man has a long history of crediting his invented god with that which he does not understand, that is why your god is so powerful.

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Mar 19, 2013
 
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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No, Obama isn't stupid. Just a fool, a liar, a thief, a manipulator and all around bad for America.
America has elected a man of honor, it is a welcome change

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nanoanomaly wrote:
<quoted text>Why do you mimic women when you hate them so much?
Why do you make fallacious assertions for other people?

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Mar 19, 2013
 
Aerobatty wrote:
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If a man speaks and no woman hears him, is he still wrong?
Hagen wrote:
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...Probably.
well, ya

he does not know the answer to that question, until he finds a woman to ask.

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MT. VERNON, TEXAS WHOREHOUSE SUES LOCAL CHURCH OVER LIGHTNING STRIKE!

Diamond D's brothel began construction on an expansion of their building to increase their ever-growing business. In response, the local Baptist Church across the street started a campaign to block the business from expanding -- with morning, afternoon, and evening prayer sessions at their church. Work on Diamond D's progressed right up until the week before the grand reopening when lightning struck the whorehouse and burned it to the ground!

After the cat-house was burned to the ground by the lightning strike, the church folks were rather smug in their outlook, bragging about "the power of prayer."

But late last week 'Big Jugs' Jill Diamond, the owner/madam, sued the church, the preacher and the entire congregation on the grounds that the church ... "was ultimately responsible for the demise of her building and her business -- either through direct or indirect divine actions or means."

In its reply to the court, the church vehemently and voraciously denied any and all responsibility or any connection to the building's demise.

The crusty old judge read through the plaintiff's complaint and the defendant's reply, and at the opening hearing he commented, "I don't know how the hell I'm going to decide this case, but it appears from the paperwork, that we now have a whorehouse owner who staunchly believes in the power of prayer, and an entire church congregation that thinks it's all bullshit!"

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Mar 19, 2013
 
LargeLanguage wrote:
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No, he isn't. Women aren't any more rightious than men.
Bend over buddy! You're about to get a humor stick to replace the other stick.
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Mar 19, 2013
 
karl44 wrote:
Aerobatty wrote:
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If a man speaks and no woman hears him, is he still wrong?
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well, ya
he does not know the answer to that question, until he finds a woman to ask.
Only in your "all men are rapists, all women are wonderful" idealizations, kiddo.

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Mar 19, 2013
 
karl44 wrote:
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America has elected a man of honor, it is a welcome change
Honor?!?

LMAO!

Thanks, Canadian.

Obama is happy to have your approval.

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Mar 19, 2013
 
BlueFlag wrote:
MT. VERNON, TEXAS WHOREHOUSE SUES LOCAL CHURCH OVER LIGHTNING STRIKE!
Diamond D's brothel began construction on an expansion of their building to increase their ever-growing business. In response, the local Baptist Church across the street started a campaign to block the business from expanding -- with morning, afternoon, and evening prayer sessions at their church. Work on Diamond D's progressed right up until the week before the grand reopening when lightning struck the whorehouse and burned it to the ground!
After the cat-house was burned to the ground by the lightning strike, the church folks were rather smug in their outlook, bragging about "the power of prayer."
But late last week 'Big Jugs' Jill Diamond, the owner/madam, sued the church, the preacher and the entire congregation on the grounds that the church ... "was ultimately responsible for the demise of her building and her business -- either through direct or indirect divine actions or means."
In its reply to the court, the church vehemently and voraciously denied any and all responsibility or any connection to the building's demise.
The crusty old judge read through the plaintiff's complaint and the defendant's reply, and at the opening hearing he commented, "I don't know how the hell I'm going to decide this case, but it appears from the paperwork, that we now have a whorehouse owner who staunchly believes in the power of prayer, and an entire church congregation that thinks it's all bullshit!"
LOL!

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Mar 19, 2013
 
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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You can't scientifically evaluate God...
Your little techniques can't find Him so you don't believe He's there.
That your belief.
You can't scientifically evaluate God...
Your little techniques can't find Him so you believe He's there anyway.
That your belief.

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Mar 19, 2013
 
karl44 wrote:
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Sarah has bigger tits than Obama
truth
One of several qualities that surpass the house puppet in appeal.

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Mar 19, 2013
 
karl44 wrote:
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America has elected a man of honor, it is a welcome change
It just hasn't in the last 20 years is all.
If you call Obama a man of honor , you are as deluded as a christian fundie citing the works and miracles of their fantasy savior.
He is a lying sack of garbage that hasn't done one damn thing he said he would do. But he doe blow Bernanke's wing wong every chance he gets.

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Mar 19, 2013
 
Aura Mytha wrote:
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You can't scientifically evaluate God...
Your little techniques can't find Him so you believe He's there anyway.
That your belief.
I know.

At least I admit it.

“I never claimed to be Perfect”

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Mar 19, 2013
 
nanoanomaly wrote:
<quoted text>From under my bed?
Forum said: you do not know where evil come from..
nano said: from under my bed?

Al's mind immediately thought:
Either a killer clown or old forgotten underwear.
christianity is EVIL

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Hitler Invented Methadone wrote:
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i cant prove it.. but i can use logic to show u there has to be some sort of Being that is something humans could never possibly comprehend.. and this being put all that is in the universe into its cycles... And this being had to have always existed infinitely. I say this because all my contemplating this question when i was young lead me up to this one mind boggling question that no human could possibly wrap their mind around.. and this leads me to Truly believe there is a "God" .. not a god like they portray in religion because all religion is man-made bullshit that does nothing but cause wars and make these religion freaks think they are better than everyone... The question is.. When did "time" Begin? if u tell me the big bang.. then what about 5 minutes before that. How could time have just began. What about before that time? How could there ever be a beggining of time? Its impossible because there will always be the question what about 5 minutes before that? Now you see.. i believe that only God can comprehend this. He is this he has created this and we are a part of this.. Yet we can not comprehend how this works and we are just a small part of it.. So stop trying to PROVE there is a God and just realize that this Amazing Universe would Be absolutely IMPOSSIBLE without some sort of superior Being Who i like to believe guides my life when i go through it peacefully and positively and being helpful to others i like to believe that is why i am happier now in my life and why good things have been happening to me.. Bt that is just my personal belief.. Is there a God? Just look in the sky Buddy.. if that doesnt answer your question than you are obviously not Bright enough to be asking that question.
time always existed and so did the Universe

god Definitions:
God is defined as The Conscious First Cause -
The First Cause is That which caused Time
Consciousness is that which lets one make a decision.
A Decision is the action of changing ones mind from undecided to decided.
Time is the measure of change.

Conclusions:
Time is required for Change,
A Decision is a Change.
Decisions require Time.
Consciousness can't let one make a decision without Time.
Consciousness requires Time.
God is Conscious.
God requires Time.
God can't be the cause of Time if God requires Time.
God isn't the cause of Time.
God isn't The First Cause.

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Mylan wrote:
<quoted text>More of your delusion I see. One day you'll learn that it doesn't effect reality.
Feinstein's "assault" rifle ban got shot down, sweetheart. The Second Amendment wins again!

Poor, poor socialist you!
christianity is EVIL

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Hitler Invented Methadone wrote:
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u government loving freaks really think u can do anything about your position in this country as a slave? u think slaves are free?? sheeiiit we are alll modern day slaves making the super elites little planet go round... we build there porsches and dig their pools.... trust me we are all doing exactly what we are supposed to like good little slaves.. we get our little 2 bedroom house and have to work 40 plus hours a week to pay for it while your wife bags the neighbors hahaha... u think we are free?? We are modern day slaves
if you lay of the drugs,get some education,start a business and become rich,you wouldnt be slave no more!

just sayin

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