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Greens - tuf

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Mar 12, 2013
 

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Stan-an-Ollie wrote:
<quoted text>It is very much linked to Hitler.
You need to read 'The Boys From Brazil'.
Later on, it turns out that Gregory Peck was involved until someone from Hollywood came and paid out tons of money to clear his name. They even had to toss in his Oscar for 'To Kill A Mockingbird'.
..and Sir laurence Olivier (once married to the nymphomanica Vivian Leigh) was pulling his har out until the day he croaked. He also had a tattooo on his tongue just like that other human catalogue with John Voigt in ????? guess this one.
Stanley says that if you don't know the latter, then you don't know anything about the movies. Maybe basement video games, but not classic movies.
I really want to watch "To Kill A Mockingbird" but I do not own a black and white television.
Oh well.

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Mar 12, 2013
 
Greens - tuf wrote:
<quoted text> I really want to watch "To Kill A Mockingbird" but I do not own a black and white television.
Oh well.
Stanley says don't loose any sleep over it.

There's Black and White Televisions on every seat on every BLACK Bus. You won't miss a thing....well not everything when its your turn to getUP and pay attention to the driver as he hauls your arse down to the backEnd of the bus for a routine 'root canal'.

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YAAAY!!

Finally freed up.

Time to celebrate.

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Mylan wrote:
<quoted text>7/5th of all people do not understand fractions.
Frations you say...

There once was a man from Shoe Falls
Who had triangular balls

The cube of its weight
Plus his penis, plus eight

Was 4/5ths of 5/9ths of Phuck ALL.

Stanley and I both sing that one when
whe have had several glasses of the Red
and toss the glasses against the wall.

We also like to drive by the synagogues
and toss grapefruit at them.

It so funny to see all the juice run out.

“ The Lord of delirious minds.”

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Mylan wrote:
<quoted text>Perfect example.
Far from perfect am I, but I do know when I need to apologize.

Mylan I am sorry I said I would beat you up.
I wouldn't do that, and have no reason to.
But my internet badass words sometimes write checks, I never intended. Chalk it up as Alcohol induced idiom.

I hope this can be a perfect example how to say sorry.

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Mar 12, 2013
 
Clementia wrote:
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lol!
Do i sound crazy?
Ollie says that he had a funny idea that you were.

When he told Stanley, Stanley just laughed his arse off. Stanley doesn't think that any young girl who takes some time out for University and still manages to spend most of her time in a Forum like this can't be all that crazy.

Can she!!!

Only her hair dresser knows.
chris

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Mar 12, 2013
 
KittenKoder wrote:
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Well, living organisms cannot be "normal," that is only a mechanical state.
As for beneficial, it has always shown benefits in social structures, especially in species such as ours. We have strayed so far from our natural states that we see no benefit, or drawback, from the state of homosexuality because we are no longer living as tribal beings. Tribes for humans are the same as packs for wolves, or prides for felines, though the structure was more organized. Due to females carrying the offspring, they were delegated to caring for the tribe's "home," and raising the children. The males were considered expendable, and thus were the hunters, spending most of the day hunting for food, and returning home with it to feed the entire tribe. Homosexual female couples would be more willing to protect the home, even fight to the death, while the males were away. Homosexual male bonding would assist in unit strength, they would know each other so well they could act as one, thus becoming more efficient at hunting. Which is a huge benefit in the early times, since humans are no match for a wild feline, without any form of unit strategy that would require little communication, humanity would never have survived, felines are the perfect hunters.
So yes, homosexuality has had a huge impact, a positive one, on our survival. Today it is a non-issue, it simply has no effect on our survival, however, abusing our own simply because they are homosexual, causing them undue persecution or treating them as second class, or less than, humans is a detriment to our species, and can make it dangerous for anyone, even you, if those in power think we will allow them to refuse equality to a small portion of the population just because they are a minority, any minority. Eventually that power will choose other minorities to reduce rights to, it's a slippery slope we have witnessed actually happening in history so many times, one famous one is Germany, the Jewish Holocaust.
tribal is an inate state of mind, check out in the hood, those are full tribal creatures and that will never change, those who think they can somehow cause the mindset of a tribal person through hypnosis, forced different cultural living conditions are fooling themselves, its amoral to attempt and this government is lible for its crimes against humanity for doing and attempting so, the total community suffers for that crime both the tribal persons and their vicitms

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Mar 12, 2013
 
Rush wrote:
I'll try calcium and magnesium.
A few things to keep in mind. Calcium is very hard to absorb. Make sure you take vitamin D3 at the same time as the calcium and magnesium. Taking all 3 with food is good. Calcium citrate and Calcium phosphate are the two best forms to take. Try to stay away from Calcium carbonate. Alcohol interferes with calcium absorption. Your body processes iron and calcium in much the same way, so taking them at the same time interferes with the body's ability to absorb both. Enjoy.

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Aura Mytha wrote:
Mylan I am sorry I said I would beat you up.
I wouldn't do that, and have no reason to.
But my internet badass words sometimes write checks, I never intended. Chalk it up as Alcohol induced idiom.
I hope this can be a perfect example how to say sorry.
Who are you, and what have you done with Aura Mytha?

“It's all about the struggle”

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Mar 12, 2013
 
Al Garcia wrote:
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Lol! What does your mind see being yanked? And how was it yanked? Lol!
You were talking about a chain, and I was thinking of a kickstand. It must've been from hearing all those motorcycles coming through town today. ;)
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Mar 12, 2013
 
Stan-an-Ollie wrote:
<quoted text>Frations you say...
There once was a man from Shoe Falls
Who had triangular balls
The cube of its weight
Plus his penis, plus eight
Was 4/5ths of 5/9ths of Phuck ALL.
Stanley and I both sing that one when
whe have had several glasses of the Red
and toss the glasses against the wall.
We also like to drive by the synagogues
and toss grapefruit at them.
It so funny to see all the juice run out.
Not only are you
-a homophobic gay
-a phony lying hypocrite
-a stinking drunk,

now you are anti-Semite.

Congratulations, Stan, on winning the Douchebag of the Decade Awards!

Clap. Clap. Clap.

That's why you are on your ashy, faded, smoking, puttering black bus, all by yourself, driving yourself to hell.

Ollie wouldn't even stick by you! Even he came to his senses.

When will you, Stan? Or will you always be such a dunderhead? Hope is fading fast....for ole Stan.

I have the rest of your buses, and I have outfitted every single comfortable seat-back with its own flatscreen color TV for the passengers to enjoy on their journey to their heavens.

Come on, Stan, get with it! My mechanic, who used to be your mechanic, can paint your old battered black bus any color you want and get it fixed up like new and all ready to take you to wherever your heaven is.

You can even drive it yourself, maybe your former boyfriend Ollie will join you then and you won't be so lonely anymore.

“It's all about the struggle”

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Stan-an-Ollie wrote:
<quoted text>Stanley says you must also include the fact that the population of the US of A is over 300+ million people versus the UK being under 100 Million people.
That would hav a big effect on 'choice' of perpertrators of rape. These miscreants would have a greateer number to choose from in the US of A. They would not, for example' have to travel too far from their own territory.
I think that my Stanley is on to something there.
Ahem.

" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Kingdom&q... ;

Their population may be smaller but they are crammed into a much smaller space, therefore, their choices are close to home too. Many predators start out offending "in" or very near their own homes; obsessing on targets they see on a regular basis.

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Mar 12, 2013
 
Mylan wrote:
<quoted text>Well you're close...:p A person would have to eat 3 pounds of oysters everyday to get the correct amount of B-12. But that's better than 352 cups of cottage cheese, or 893 eggs :p
I was goofing.
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Mar 12, 2013
 
babysan wrote:
No gods. Grow up.
He's here.

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Mar 12, 2013
 
Mylan wrote:
<quoted text>Perfect example.
The irony of the Viagra side effects cracks me up.

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Mar 12, 2013
 
nanoanomaly wrote:
I was goofing.
Reminds me of the old Mickey Mouse joke;
The judge says to Mickey,I cant grant you a divorce because you think Minnie is crazy.
I didnt say she was crazy, says Mickey,I said she was f_cking Goofy!

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Mar 12, 2013
 
Mylan wrote:
<quoted text>7/5th of all people do not understand fractions.
7/5ths of 5/7ths = 5/7ths of 7/5ths

Duh!

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Mar 12, 2013
 
christianity is EVIL wrote:
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did the universe told you this,or are you just making up BS?
LOL
Wut gits me is how some will proclaim their god as indescribable.

Then, in their next breath, wut do they proceed to do?

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#610077
Mar 12, 2013
 
Forum wrote:
They do not bother with the crap in this
world but they know that Mars can sustain
life. What for?
Who's they?

No one's saying they "know" Mars can sustain life... but, there is reason to suspect that life could exist there.

Behold the Mighty Water Bear!
http://www.sciencefriday.com/video/01/23/2009...
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Mar 12, 2013
 
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