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#609741 Mar 12, 2013
Tide with Beach wrote:
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I have a new guinea pig.
I call it Papua.
I thought it was a magui but after a few midnight snacks I had to accept that the nice old lady at the pet store screwed me over. Or maybe there was just a mix up. She was wearing some pretty thick glasses.
The Smurfs when Papa went away for a weekend.

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Hobbs, NM

#609742 Mar 12, 2013
River Tam wrote:
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What? All Christians haven't been lobotomized?
Then how did it happen?
There is no such thing as a Christian.
There is no such thing as Down Syndrome.
A doctor by the name of "Down"s made it
up and named it after himself. No such
thing as retardation. Depression.
Child abuse.

“There is no such thing”

Since: May 08

as a reasonable person

#609743 Mar 12, 2013

The Science of Genetically Modified Food .

Okay, I am done with this.

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

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#609744 Mar 12, 2013
Hukt on Fonix wrote:
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The saying actually goes, "The love of money is the root of all evil."
Wut's a pirate ta do?
Invest in hemp!...An hold the gold! Sail the seas, like days o' old. Bury yer booty til greed leaves 'er nest, an drink in the ports, but, drink wit the best-The Pirates!

Since: Oct 10

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#609745 Mar 12, 2013
Forum wrote:
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There is no such thing as a Christian.
There is no such thing as Down Syndrome.
A doctor by the name of "Down"s made it
up and named it after himself. No such
thing as retardation. Depression.
Child abuse.
That may be the strangest prayer I've ever heard.

“What's left to defend?”

Since: Jan 11

Freedom

#609746 Mar 12, 2013
River Tam wrote:
The Smurfs when Papa went away for a weekend.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =BcWJaHZBEw0XX
I've got an idea for a new Gremlins movie.

A small population of undiscovered creatures find a new food source, industrial pollution. They go from relatively harmless creatures, few in number, to dangerous toxic crazy monsters by the thousands. The only known natural enemy, Gremlins. So an army is raised and trained, first as magui. With the training drilled into their brains, they are transformed into Gremlins to eliminate the new threat. Nothing goes according to plan. Cities are destroyed. Eventually the mutated monsters broker a peace with the Gremlins and join forces against the humans. The movie ends with the humans evacuating and setting up perimeters. Meanwhile tension rises with the new partners. Being natural adversaries, they cannot maintain friendly relations. The credits role as fighting resumes.

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

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#609747 Mar 12, 2013
Tide with Beach wrote:
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I've got an idea for a new Gremlins movie.
A small population of undiscovered creatures find a new food source, industrial pollution. They go from relatively harmless creatures, few in number, to dangerous toxic crazy monsters by the thousands. The only known natural enemy, Gremlins. So an army is raised and trained, first as magui. With the training drilled into their brains, they are transformed into Gremlins to eliminate the new threat. Nothing goes according to plan. Cities are destroyed. Eventually the mutated monsters broker a peace with the Gremlins and join forces against the humans. The movie ends with the humans evacuating and setting up perimeters. Meanwhile tension rises with the new partners. Being natural adversaries, they cannot maintain friendly relations. The credits role as fighting resumes.
You fell asleep watch'n the world news again din'cha?

Since: Oct 10

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#609748 Mar 12, 2013
Tide with Beach wrote:
<quoted text>
I've got an idea for a new Gremlins movie.
A small population of undiscovered creatures find a new food source, industrial pollution. They go from relatively harmless creatures, few in number, to dangerous toxic crazy monsters by the thousands. The only known natural enemy, Gremlins. So an army is raised and trained, first as magui. With the training drilled into their brains, they are transformed into Gremlins to eliminate the new threat. Nothing goes according to plan. Cities are destroyed. Eventually the mutated monsters broker a peace with the Gremlins and join forces against the humans. The movie ends with the humans evacuating and setting up perimeters. Meanwhile tension rises with the new partners. Being natural adversaries, they cannot maintain friendly relations. The credits role as fighting resumes.
Not sure if that would work or not. First, there are no undiscovered creatures. They were all on the Ark. God gave specific instructions on how to deal with the mogwai but somehow those instructions ended up stuck to Ham's hock. Nobody quite knows how that happened. Hilarity ensued.

“What's left to defend?”

Since: Jan 11

Freedom

#609749 Mar 12, 2013
Black Thunder 42 wrote:
You fell asleep watch'n the world news again din'cha?
I think you're reading too much into it, man. It's just entertainment, that's all. I leave the politics to the politicians. I'm just here to pretend I'm making a movie for people to enjoy.

“What's left to defend?”

Since: Jan 11

Freedom

#609750 Mar 12, 2013
River Tam wrote:
Not sure if that would work or not. First, there are no undiscovered creatures. They were all on the Ark. God gave specific instructions on how to deal with the mogwai but somehow those instructions ended up stuck to Ham's hock. Nobody quite knows how that happened. Hilarity ensued.
Has there been a good comedy movie about the Ark? The world deserves one. I'm thinking Christopher Walken for Noah.

"If the worst should happen. WHAT! God then...only two...I think maybe four...would be. Better."
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Hobbs, NM

#609751 Mar 12, 2013
Wellness.

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#609752 Mar 12, 2013
Tide with Beach wrote:
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I think you're reading too much into it, man. It's just entertainment, that's all. I leave the politics to the politicians. I'm just here to pretend I'm making a movie for people to enjoy.
No I ain't! I was jok'n too!

Since: Oct 10

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#609753 Mar 12, 2013
Tide with Beach wrote:
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Has there been a good comedy movie about the Ark? The world deserves one. I'm thinking Christopher Walken for Noah.
"If the worst should happen. WHAT! God then...only two...I think maybe four...would be. Better."
It's crazy.



I read the book. It's gotta be funnier.

“What's left to defend?”

Since: Jan 11

Freedom

#609754 Mar 12, 2013
Black Thunder 42 wrote:
No I ain't! I was jok'n too!
It was still very perceptive of you.

“What's left to defend?”

Since: Jan 11

Freedom

#609755 Mar 12, 2013
Forum wrote:
Wellness.
Peanuts. In a bag.

“Spelin 'n' tpyin...”

Since: Feb 08

...are my strong suits!

#609756 Mar 12, 2013
Black Thunder 42 wrote:
<quoted text>Invest in hemp!...An hold the gold! Sail the seas, like days o' old. Bury yer booty til greed leaves 'er nest, an drink in the ports, but, drink wit the best-The Pirates!
Ain't got no money, and no use for gold... don't like the color, if truth be told. I've sailed the seas, and miss those days... but prefer the hills, to ocean sprays. I'll have that drink, this one's to you... but won't leave home, it's where I screw!
flup

Auckland, New Zealand

#609757 Mar 12, 2013
Aura Mytha wrote:
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Okay Adam therapy could possibly help with your anger management
and possibly advert you murdering your Mrs Lanza your mother and everybody else.
But you should really should consider your family, you even without a belief in divine retribution can have feelings for your children or cousins, aunts uncles , grand parents. Don't you care about anyone? Or is everything always all about you?
Most atheists have compassion for their fellowmen, it doesn't take god to tell you that. But the religious only see martyrdom and providence. Atheists see it a human equation.
Atheists having compassion?? You gotta be kidding. So you are right. I NOW do not believe any god exists, so it only makes sense that I should be selfish, step on everyones toes, and that everyone else should kowtow to ME. The ATHEIST way is the SELFISH way. No god, no conscience. Simple.
flup

Auckland, New Zealand

#609758 Mar 12, 2013
nanoanomaly wrote:
<quoted text>DNA has meaning. So does sex, breathing, love and hate. Everything has a purpose and a cause.
Well not according to the atheist. NO purpose, NO direction, NO meaning, NO hope. Like evolution says; we all came from some primordial "goo" millions of years ago, and we will ALL return to that "goo" in the end. Life means NOTHING. Not COOKIE CRUMBS.

“Spelin 'n' tpyin...”

Since: Feb 08

...are my strong suits!

#609759 Mar 12, 2013
Tide with Beach wrote:
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Has there been a good comedy movie about the Ark? The world deserves one. I'm thinking Christopher Walken for Noah.
"If the worst should happen. WHAT! God then...only two...I think maybe four...would be. Better."
...and Sam Jackson for Ham.

"I have had it with these motherf_ckin' snakes on this motherf"ckin' boat!
flup

Auckland, New Zealand

#609760 Mar 12, 2013
Just Think wrote:
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You've got a tiny little willie, don't you?
As a matter of fact, I HAVE!! NO BULLSHIT!! If it were any smaller, it would be a VAGINA. Ha!!Ha!!Ha!!

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