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<quoted text>That is so true. One of the most heart-rending movies I've ever seen was A Beautiful Mind. I rarely ever cry, especially over a movie, but I did watching that one.
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Greens - tuf wrote:
<quoted text> You would need roughly 107 million buses to transport all us clowns.
And now we are getting 'gentle' admissions already.

Admissions onto the bus (Stanley and I have 120 million buses that carry 60 passengers each - 12,000,000 x 60 = 7,200,000,000 = enough for the World's population in one shot).......

.....and admissions that you are ALL idiots who only fight and bicker because you have nothing better to do.

Why don't you all come in from the cold, sit down, and sensibly discuss 'your' thoughts on why YOU have proof that there is a GOD or why YOU have proof that there is no GOD.

Stanley suggests that you put on boxing gloves based on your past experiences.

He also would like to know if any of you have any pianos to be moved ... upstairs and also if you are female and fat in any way, shape or form. Stanley does NOT have a fetish for fat ladies.

...Neither do I.

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Black Thunder 42 wrote:
<quoted text> Aaaw...don't ya fret none,,,we'll git ya another one.
I don't know where we'll git the lil' china guy ta push it though.
Stley has told me to clarify the bus 'color-code' for all of you, and so to make it very easy it goes as follows:

There are White buses to take selected passengers to Heaven.

There are Black buses to take selected passengers to Hell.

Both 'green hut' and yourself will be on Black busses.

Don't worry too much, the trip happens in the blink of an eye and the rest lasts forever.

Stanley and I are charCoal overseers....from a very long distance.
We have been told Not to get our White gowns dirty.

...and we shan't.

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Black Thunder 42 wrote:
<quoted text> Heh heh heh
See.

Imagine.

We have gotten you laughing in no time.

Why can't you dark people be like that more often.

Laughter is the best medicine. Anyone with a semblence of intelligence will tell you that. Especially those on their last breath.

As you too, shall be someDay.

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

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Stan-an-Ollie wrote:
<quoted text>Stley has told me to clarify the bus 'color-code' for all of you, and so to make it very easy it goes as follows:
There are White buses to take selected passengers to Heaven.
There are Black buses to take selected passengers to Hell.
Both 'green hut' and yourself will be on Black busses.
Don't worry too much, the trip happens in the blink of an eye and the rest lasts forever.
Stanley and I are charCoal overseers....from a very long distance.
We have been told Not to get our White gowns dirty.
...and we shan't.
Weewl I'm sure gwad ya gotted us on the wight buss! Fast twips is good! We gits bored pwetty easy y'know...an we wikes the bwink of a eye stuff...no need ta wowwy 'bowt pee'n an stuff y'know?

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

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Stan-an-Ollie wrote:
<quoted text>See.
Imagine.
We have gotten you laughing in no time.
Why can't you dark people be like that more often.
Laughter is the best medicine. Anyone with a semblence of intelligence will tell you that. Especially those on their last breath.
As you too, shall be someDay.
Ya! Wafter's the goodest!
Are yew gonna interduce us ta the other intewigent folks? Or don't they awow you fewwas in that part? We weewy apweciate yer hewlp wif dis....oh an the bus stuff too!

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Stan-an-Ollie wrote:
<quoted text>And now we are getting 'gentle' admissions already.
Admissions onto the bus (Stanley and I have 120 million buses that carry 60 passengers each - 12,000,000 x 60 = 7,200,000,000 = enough for the World's population in one shot).......
.....and admissions that you are ALL idiots who only fight and bicker because you have nothing better to do.
Why don't you all come in from the cold, sit down, and sensibly discuss 'your' thoughts on why YOU have proof that there is a GOD or why YOU have proof that there is no GOD.
Stanley suggests that you put on boxing gloves based on your past experiences.
He also would like to know if any of you have any pianos to be moved ... upstairs and also if you are female and fat in any way, shape or form. Stanley does NOT have a fetish for fat ladies.
...Neither do I.
IH!

Stanley said he wants ta come with me an Green, coz he's tired o' you do'n the big nasty on him every time he bends over...so we said OK.
We won't be a need'n yer bus neither. We got's our own ship(called the EAGLE) burried over on south side of the big pyramid...it's a lot faster than yer buss(an yer bus couldn't handle the trip anyway)...'specially fer a 6500 light year trip where we's headed to. It wouldn't be quite as far, but we's gonna slingshot through Osiris' belt ta speed stuff up.
Thanks fer the offer anaways though...

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

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Largelanguage wrote:
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Learn to spell!
Learn ta breath!

I mean / after ya learn ta walk without train'n wheels on LUNGER!

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Largelanguage wrote:
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Learn to spell!
How come when the census fella asked yer momma if she had any kids, she said....well...none that lived, Lunger?

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Black Thunder 42 wrote:
<quoted text>Ya! Wafter's the goodest!
Are yew gonna interduce us ta the other intewigent folks? Or don't they awow you fewwas in that part? We weewy apweciate yer hewlp wif dis....oh an the bus stuff too!
Stanley says that you do a whole lot of imitating in here.

You often try to be what you cannot possibly be...and that is Others.

I, myself, will personally usher you to your respective Black bus and only Three persons (besides myself) know who will sit beside you.

..and they aren't telling.

But, one thing for sure, you are in for the fright of your Life.

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Largelanguage wrote:
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Learn to spell!
He does seem to be very poor at schpelling, grammmar, and centence structures.

Doesn't he.

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Stan-an-Ollie wrote:
<quoted text>Stanley says that you do a whole lot of imitating in here.
You often try to be what you cannot possibly be...and that is Others.
I, myself, will personally usher you to your respective Black bus and only Three persons (besides myself) know who will sit beside you.
..and they aren't telling.
But, one thing for sure, you are in for the fright of your Life.
Yes...of course.
Shake that scary chicken on a stick at us! Arise chicken! Arise! LOL!

How'd ya git off yer chain?

I thought they put a 15 foot high fence around the dump ya live in.

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Stan-an-Ollie wrote:
<quoted text>He does seem to be very poor at schpelling, grammmar, and centence structures.
Doesn't he.
No need ta bring yer grammer int'a this ollie, one big fat azz is enough.

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Largelanguage wrote:
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More personal attacks? I'm not in a wheelchair.
Don't be all upset Lunger.

We'll put the porkchop back on yer neck so's the dog will play with ya.
socci

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The Hebrews coming out of Egypt certainly knew God. He was there with them through the Exodus.

Then the Hebrews built their tabernacle and Ark of the Covenant to house God's Ten Commandments. God's presence was on the mercy seat of the Ark in the Temple.

Then God came down as the many Jesus that we may all know him personally.

There is no proof for any other gods.

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Black Thunder 42 wrote:
<quoted text> Yes...of course.
Shake that scary chicken on a stick at us! Arise chicken! Arise! LOL!
How'd ya git off yer chain?
I thought they put a 15 foot high fence around the dump ya live in.
'ol Scratch has a place all picked out for the likes of you, and it sure ain't pretty.

Meanwhile, life in Laurel Canyon was far and away better than where you eek our your miserable living.

That's another one of your problems. You have so much envy and jealousy towards those (everyone) who are better off than you.

Stanley keeps the keys to ALL chains, including yours. Stanley says when 'the time comes' he will clasp you in irons and throw away the key. More the pity, Stanley says.

Go Figure.

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socci wrote:
The Hebrews coming out of Egypt certainly knew God. He was there with them through the Exodus.
Then the Hebrews built their tabernacle and Ark of the Covenant to house God's Ten Commandments. God's presence was on the mercy seat of the Ark in the Temple.
Then God came down as the many Jesus that we may all know him personally.
There is no proof for any other gods.
Where is the "proof" for yours?

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Black Thunder 42 wrote:
<quoted text> No need ta bring yer grammer int'a this ollie, one big fat azz is enough.
You've got Ollie's hook, line and sinker so far down your gullet that when he begins to 'reel you in', he will haul your arseHole through your mouth.

However, Ollie also knows that you have spent most of your miserable life with your head stuck up inside your arseHole.
Where you're going will be a change of stink. Not much better, but a change.

Meanwhile, I will continue to monitor your bus situation. The driver works for me and takes directions only from me. Its pretty simple really and straight forward really. Take a Left to !!!!!!!!!! OR..........Take a Right to!!!!!!!!!!

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

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Largelanguage wrote:
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More personal attacks eh? And you don't have any kids, grandkids, or a wife, do you? All just you on ya own! You really know yourself don't you? Does anyone else?
That's none of yer business stalker.

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

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Largelanguage wrote:
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Oh... nevermind, I'll show that dog what I'm made of... by eating the porkchop before the dog reaches me. Yummie pork chop!
Better than that trash ya usually gotta eat when yer momma ties ya out at the dump!

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