“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#609108 Mar 9, 2013
Mylan wrote:
<quoted text>Well bless your heart, it appears he IS right. LOL...
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php...
Hehehe.

Since: Apr 09

Elmont, Long Island NY

#609109 Mar 9, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
<quoted text>
That's awesome, as long as the city or county is gonna pay for the guns. I don't like it when gov't tells us we MUST purchase something.
That's why I hate Obamacare and everything it stands for.
so do you hate the fact that you have to buy car insurance?

how about property taxes to pay for the local
police department
fire department
sanitation department
public works
sewage treatment
water
department

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#609110 Mar 9, 2013
Mylan wrote:
<quoted text>Well bless your heart, it appears he IS right. LOL...
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php...
pfft...

Spoken like a true northerner.

It is a verbal form of empathy, and used as a big "hug".

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#609111 Mar 9, 2013
Karma is a_______ wrote:
<quoted text>
Dude, approximately 80% claim to be christian....I seriously doubt the vast majority of inmates aren't christians before they become criminals
"seriously doubt"???

Why?

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#609112 Mar 9, 2013
Largelanguage wrote:
<quoted text>
And this! HAHAHAHA!
http://www.topix.com/forum/uk/wrexham/T5424CK...
Ya. Yer a real pedo freak Lunger.

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#609113 Mar 9, 2013
Largelanguage wrote:
<quoted text>
Were you spanked for every wrong doing that you did?
Why? are you wanting to "spank" riverside?

Freak'n wierdo!

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#609114 Mar 9, 2013
Karma is a_______ wrote:
<quoted text>
so do you hate the fact that you have to buy car insurance?
how about property taxes to pay for the local
police department
fire department
sanitation department
public works
sewage treatment
water
department
There's a biiiiiig difference in your analogies.

If I owns car and don't pay for insurance, I get fined (punished) for it.

If I rent, I don't pay property tax but still benefit from those agencies you listed and NEVER get punished for it.

Shit, even a bum that only pays taxes on the booze he buys still is allowed to benefit from them...

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#609116 Mar 9, 2013
macumazahn wrote:
<quoted text>Hehehe.
Why am I not surprised that a northerner city girl and an Irishman think they know the meaning of Southern euphemisms......

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#609117 Mar 9, 2013
Largelanguage wrote:
<quoted text>
The Bible does not say spanking is right. In the hebrew the word is shabbat, which means staff, not rod. And in the hebrew the word is na'ar, which means an adolescent or a young man!
And spanking should only be used on teenage girls while fully naked, to show them our intense love for them onto their lovely smooth bottoms to inflict them with love in the form of powerful force!
You belong in a cell scuzzbucket.
Sharkey

United States

#609118 Mar 9, 2013
Stan-an-Ollie wrote:
<quoted text>And now we are getting 'gentle' admissions already.
Admissions onto the bus (Stanley and I have 120 million buses that carry 60 passengers each - 12,000,000 x 60 = 7,200,000,000 = enough for the World's population in one shot).......
.....and admissions that you are ALL idiots who only fight and bicker because you have nothing better to do.
Why don't you all come in from the cold, sit down, and sensibly discuss 'your' thoughts on why YOU have proof that there is a GOD or why YOU have proof that there is no GOD.
Stanley suggests that you put on boxing gloves based on your past experiences.
He also would like to know if any of you have any pianos to be moved ... upstairs and also if you are female and fat in any way, shape or form. Stanley does NOT have a fetish for fat ladies.
...Neither do I.
You are such a phony. I can see right through you.
With your so-called "niceness" (how sickeningly sweet, by the way) you are fostering divisiveness amongst people with thinly veiled insults and a superior, arrogant attutude. If that is your idea of "heaven" where people who think the way YOU want them to think can only exist, you can HAVE it AND your black buses.

Your black buses will be empty because I've got a fleet of buses of my own. Ready to go to all corners of the universe. "You want Hawaii forever? Coming right up!" "You want to be rich for eternity? Just ring the bell!" "All BBBWs (BIG, BIIIG BEAUTIFUL WOMEN) Aboard! Plenty of Food and Men Who Love You!"

YOU'll be the one looking like an idiot with all those empty black and white buses. MINE are going to be full of happy people living their dreams for eternity! Hey, I'm gonna need those...you better Make a New Plan, Stan...

Since: Apr 09

Elmont, Long Island NY

#609120 Mar 9, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
<quoted text>
"seriously doubt"???
Why?
http://current.com/community/92831935_atheist...

Atheists Supply Less Than 1% Of Prison Populations, While Christians Make -Up 75%.

Since: Apr 09

Elmont, Long Island NY

#609121 Mar 9, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
<quoted text>
There's a biiiiiig difference in your analogies.
If I owns car and don't pay for insurance, I get fined (punished) for it.
If I rent, I don't pay property tax but still benefit from those agencies you listed and NEVER get punished for it.
Shit, even a bum that only pays taxes on the booze he buys still is allowed to benefit from them...
and if you go to the hospital with a serious injury, and don't have health insurance, who pays for it????
Sharkey

United States

#609122 Mar 9, 2013
Stan-an-Ollie wrote:
<quoted text>Stanley says that you do a whole lot of imitating in here.
You often try to be what you cannot possibly be...and that is Others.
I, myself, will personally usher you to your respective Black bus and only Three persons (besides myself) know who will sit beside you.
..and they aren't telling.
But, one thing for sure, you are in for the fright of your Life.
Sorry, Black Thunder is already on his way to his heaven. It's not your hell and there is no way you can escort him there, sorry.
You will be the only one on your black bus.
I have taken all the rest of your buses and used them for a better purpose of sending people to their respective heavens.
There are no "hells" where my buses go.
You can drive that black bus to your hell all by yourself, and the rest of us will be happy in our heavens, and that's the deal, ok?

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#609123 Mar 9, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
They can't fool God. He ain't gonna forgive everyone - whether they call themselves Christian or not.
I agree redneck, but it goes the OTHER way too. My next door neighbor is VERY religious. They have 6 kids. They were even alter boys. When I was growing up we used to hear them playing in the yard and they'd be swearing like a truck driver. They did other bad things too which I won't get into. The point is just because you THINK you're religious and following some religion, doesn't mean God cares about you anymore than an atheist. If there is a God then no man could possible know Gods thoughts or intentions. All you can do as a human being is to show God respect, and try to do what you feel is right morally. I also don't buy into this "God forgiving" nonsense. If God created everything then everything must have a purpose so there's nothing to forgive. God wouldn't give anyone brownie points for being in some man made religion. God does not need religion. Religion needs God.

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#609124 Mar 9, 2013
Largelanguage wrote:
<quoted text>
We need to bring honour the bodies of beautiful young naked teen girls!
We both buddies, ya 63, im 59, we should both relate to the interest that exhibits us ol' goobers to admire beautiful glorious young naked teenage girls!
I ain't yer buddy, an I ain't int'a little girls like you.

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#609125 Mar 9, 2013
Sharkey wrote:
"Homo" means ONE
Really? Because when redneck uses the word it always involves someone else :p

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#609126 Mar 9, 2013
Largelanguage wrote:
<quoted text>
Young naked girls should have their bottoms reddened by the force of love from a steal rod! Young naked teenage girls are to be honoured! They are so beautiful!
Freak'n pedo.

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#609127 Mar 9, 2013
Sharkey wrote:
<quoted text>Sorry, Black Thunder is already on his way to his heaven. It's not your hell and there is no way you can escort him there, sorry.
You will be the only one on your black bus.
I have taken all the rest of your buses and used them for a better purpose of sending people to their respective heavens.
There are no "hells" where my buses go.
You can drive that black bus to your hell all by yourself, and the rest of us will be happy in our heavens, and that's the deal, ok?
LOL! You da Man Sharkey!
Sharkey

United States

#609128 Mar 9, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
<quoted text>
So what if they think they've found religion? So what if they think they can fool people? They can't fool God. He ain't gonna forgive everyone - whether they call themselves Christian or not.
If this is the case, then there really is no difference between man and god. Man = God. We sure like to attibute a lot of human traits to this entity, like gender and personality traits (person=human), as if "god" were a male person.
"Forgiveness" is a human concept. If there is a god that is "universal" it is beyond what we humans do down here. Injustices will have to take care of themselves at times, sometimes it's called "karma".

There will always be trouble when man tries to make a god in man's image. This is why we fight over "god" each person has a different image of this concept. I wish we humans could agree on ONE concept of a god, PERIOD as we are only ONE species! Let's not self-extinct because we fought over "god"!

"God" is just one of us!

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#609130 Mar 9, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
Go ahead, call CPS. They can't do shit about spanking because its not violent, it doesn't harm the child and there's no abuse happening.
Really? Because that's not what happened around 6 years ago when I saw some woman hitting her child. Several hours later they were separated. Guess they know something you don't, unless it varies state by state.

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