Prove there's a god.

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#609186 Mar 9, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
Obamacare is NOT universal health care.
Yeah you're right. It's universal health care that we need but the candidates that were pushing for it got silenced. I don't think this country will get what it deserves until the lobbyist are removed.

“Ditat Deus”

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#609187 Mar 9, 2013
Mylan wrote:
Yeah you're right.
As usual.

Since: Dec 12

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#609188 Mar 9, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
As usual.
Don't get cocky :p

“Ditat Deus”

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#609189 Mar 9, 2013
Mylan wrote:
<quoted text>Don't get cock
I could NEVER get that drunk!

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#609190 Mar 9, 2013
Mylan wrote:
<quoted text>Don't get cocky :p
I like that emoticon with the tongue in the middle, where it should be:

:-Þ

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#609191 Mar 9, 2013
macumazahn wrote:
with the tongue in the middle, where it should be:
:-Þ
That's what she said :p

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

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#609192 Mar 9, 2013
macumazahn wrote:
<quoted text>I like that emoticon with the tongue in the middle, where it should be:
:-Þ
I like the one that looks like you're choking on your own tongue.

:-d
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Lovington, NM

#609194 Mar 9, 2013
Aura Mytha wrote:
<quoted text>
You can't deny a humans attempt at feeling remorse, sure it is sometimes fake. And is never something that will forgive them.
That is something the victim must do, of course some crimes will *require remorse and if possible their life and additional retribution if that were possible. Religion may want to mark a bloodline for eternity for the sins of their father.
Or you could just settle it an eye for an eye.
People hurt others because they choose to.
They learn when someone hurts them back.

Since: Mar 13

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#609195 Mar 9, 2013
Black Thunder 42 wrote:
<quoted text> Thanks ollie.
The sickotryst office is the last door on the left...he'll take care of yer delusions o' grandeur for ya.
Ya really shouldn't try ta make believe I'm yer daddy like that neither ollie. The doc can help ya with that psychosis too!
If ya takes ya a shower yer stink will go away too!
If that's the best you can do, you Really and Truly do have your head stuck up your arseHole.

And once again....when are you going to haul down that condom that's been hanging out of your hole for the past 6 weeks.

Have you no shame.

Stanley says he can manage to pull it out. All he needs is a bunson burner, a small stepLadder, and a razor blade.

...Of course, he says he also needs approximately 11 tins of antiseptic spray to spray up your hole. Its so big that you always seem to have an Echo going on inside there tooooo.

Stanley also wishes to advise that there will be a charge for this dastardly deed. It requires you to shut the hell UP. Stanly wants you to be so quiet that ALL members can listen in and Really & Truly hear your arseHole 'snap shut'.

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#609196 Mar 9, 2013
Mylan wrote:
<quoted text>That's what she said :p
Oh, dear.
It's the Old English letter Thorn.

It should be on your Character Map, or equivalent.

Since: Mar 13

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#609197 Mar 9, 2013
Mylan wrote:
<quoted text>Will there be hot chocolate..... with marshmallows?
While Stanley and I have been assigned our Precious Cloud by Our Lord Jesus Christ, we are near enough to 'Dante's Inferno' to hear the squeelings, and knashing of teeth.

Though, not near enough to keep our chocolate hot. We have to hold it in our hands and by merely looking at it, the chocolate remains perfectly hot.

The glasses of 'Red' are perfect as well. And our clothes are firstRate, along with our bedThingys. Our wives are so excited as they never have to re-arrange the furniture as its always done with the blink of an eye.

Meanwhile, you will still have to wait your turn to see if you deserve a place with Stanley and I, even if it is only for a visit.

Stanley says to keep your eyes, legs, and fingers crossed.

Good Luck on that one.

Since: Mar 13

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#609198 Mar 9, 2013
Mylan wrote:
<quoted text>They must be imaginary, since your hell doesn't exist.
OH!!!

Can you Really & Truly prove that???

Stanley asks, at the same time, of you..."WHO made the dirt"???

You can't fool my Stanley....and don't even bother to try.

Either own up or fess up. Yer an agnostic and yer all alike.
....full of schidt to the eyeballs.

Since: Mar 13

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#609199 Mar 9, 2013
Sharkey wrote:
<quoted text>You are such a phony. I can see right through you.
With your so-called "niceness" (how sickeningly sweet, by the way) you are fostering divisiveness amongst people with thinly veiled insults and a superior, arrogant attutude. If that is your idea of "heaven" where people who think the way YOU want them to think can only exist, you can HAVE it AND your black buses.
Your black buses will be empty because I've got a fleet of buses of my own. Ready to go to all corners of the universe. "You want Hawaii forever? Coming right up!" "You want to be rich for eternity? Just ring the bell!" "All BBBWs (BIG, BIIIG BEAUTIFUL WOMEN) Aboard! Plenty of Food and Men Who Love You!"
YOU'll be the one looking like an idiot with all those empty black and white buses. MINE are going to be full of happy people living their dreams for eternity! Hey, I'm gonna need those...you better Make a New Plan, Stan...
Your jealousy comes shining through.

However there is one thing that you do NOT have.

My 'Mechanic'. And he has ALL the parts for every bus created.

Your buses will lay dormant. Unused. Rusting away in the midDay Sun. Overtaken by cockroaches like yourSelf and falling away into the dust just like the sands on the seaShores of the Moon.

When the time comes, you will see my Lord and Master coming in a blaze of glory to judge the Evil like you and the Dead.

Black buses will depart on time.

White buses will depart on time.

The schedules have already been set....and will Not be changed for any man.

You're number is UP in more ways than one, you Idiot.

Stanley says thanks for all the compliments such as a superior, arrogant attutude.

We aim to please.

Go Figure.

Since: Mar 13

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#609200 Mar 9, 2013
Sharkey wrote:
<quoted text>Sorry, Black Thunder is already on his way to his heaven. It's not your hell and there is no way you can escort him there, sorry.
You will be the only one on your black bus.
I have taken all the rest of your buses and used them for a better purpose of sending people to their respective heavens.
There are no "hells" where my buses go.
You can drive that black bus to your hell all by yourself, and the rest of us will be happy in our heavens, and that's the deal, ok?
Is this the best you can do!!!!!

You're grasping at straws and you know it.

Why, Stanley even has a personally engraved seat with your name emblazoned on the seat on the Black Bus No. 666...especially for you. We know who else will be with you toooo. However, we won't tell you just now, as we want you to have a good rest before you are placed in your final seat. Then when you open your Evil eyes, you will Really & Truly cryin' out for your momma....'momma, oh momma, oh please momma, come and get me momma, oh GOD, I didn't mean it, i'm sorry, please get me off this Black Bus, oh mooooooommmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaa, oh Stanley...yahooooo Stanley, wwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaWaaaaaaaaWaaaaaaaWaaa aWa...wwhat's that ugly-looking creature doing with that pitchFork he's trying to shove up my arse...oh mommma, oh mommmmmyy, oh mommy, its your liddle boy, oh mommy, oh mommy, oh what 'in hell'(sic) am i gonna do....oh momma, oh momma.

....Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaWaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaWWWaaaaaa aaaaaa.

“Spelin 'n' tpyin...”

Since: Feb 08

...are my strong suits!

#609201 Mar 9, 2013
macumazahn wrote:
<quoted text>Oh, dear.
It's the Old English letter Thorn.
It should be on your Character Map, or equivalent.
Þ= ascii extended character code 232 (uppercase "Thorn").
þ= ascii extended character code 231 (lowercase "Thorn").

Used to, on DOS/Win boxes, one could enter ascii codes (in decimal) while holding the ALT key to get the characters... well, that was one method.

http://www.theasciicode.com.ar/extended-ascii...

Howdy Mac!

Since: Oct 12

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#609203 Mar 9, 2013
Tide with Beach wrote:
<quoted text>
Race, as a cultural construct, does generally influence behavior to a large degree, but it doesn't have to. Genetic diversity doesn't cause any differences in mental abilities, but there is a correlation due to cultural conditioning. The correlative link is often confused for a causal link, which invites prejudice and bigotry. Understanding this is necessary to understand "race".
There is no way to cleanly define any human races using genetic differences. We're either all the same race, or all different races, except for full siblings, who would belong to the same race.
In America, we have several overlapping social hierarchies. I don't like any of them.
U know, i'm confused as hell! I thought I understood this, but i guess i don't, oh well!!

Tide, what is that program that u told me about, that i can use to change the background colour in my photo?

“I Am No One Else”

Since: Apr 12

Seattle

#609204 Mar 9, 2013
Clementia wrote:
<quoted text>
U know, i'm confused as hell! I thought I understood this, but i guess i don't, oh well!!
Tide, what is that program that u told me about, that i can use to change the background colour in my photo?
Gimp is good for photo manipulation, but you have to learn it because the tools are not as easy to locate.

Since: Dec 12

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#609205 Mar 9, 2013
Stan-an-Ollie wrote:
Either own up or fess up. Yer an agnostic and yer all alike.
....full of schidt to the eyeballs.
Obviously you're just another sock for Bob loblah. Try again.

Since: Oct 12

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#609206 Mar 9, 2013
KittenKoder wrote:
<quoted text>
Gimp is good for photo manipulation, but you have to learn it because the tools are not as easy to locate.
Yh, I think that's the one Tide said. Thanks a lot, Kitty!! I'm been trying to sort it out for hours!

Since: Sep 10

Hermosa Beach, CA

#609207 Mar 9, 2013
KittenKoder wrote:
<quoted text>
Gimp is good for photo manipulation, but you have to learn it because the tools are not as easy to locate.
Don't tell River Tam about that one.

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