Prove there's a god.
Greens - tuf

Annandale, Australia

#609258 Mar 10, 2013
Stan-an-Ollie wrote:
<quoted text>Stley has told me to clarify the bus 'color-code' for all of you, and so to make it very easy it goes as follows:
There are White buses to take selected passengers to Heaven.
There are Black buses to take selected passengers to Hell.
Both 'green hut' and yourself will be on Black busses.
Don't worry too much, the trip happens in the blink of an eye and the rest lasts forever.
Stanley and I are charCoal overseers....from a very long distance.
We have been told Not to get our White gowns dirty.
...and we shan't.
Somebody isn't very clever.
Why oh why is the black bus designated for hell and the white bus designated for heaven?
Everybody knows that black attracts heat far greater than white.

Thanks for nothing.
As if it weren't going to be hot enough.

“Truth is beyond wavelength ”

Since: Jan 11

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#609259 Mar 10, 2013
flup wrote:
Ha!!Ha!!Ha!! We're ALL going down to HELL, man!! WHEN YOU, ME, and MOST of EVERYONE ELSE on this planet ACCEPT the RFID VeriChip (every human living in the world will have it) we will face the IRE of God's RIGHTEOUSNESS at the Great Judgment Throne on J-Day. Before I get HURLED INTO the flames of HELL, I'm gonna shout in my loudest yell: "GO FUCK YOURSELF, JEHOVAH!!! KISS MY ASS!!! YOU NEVER LIKED ME ANYWAY, YOU STUCK UP, POMPOUS FUCK!!!" Yeah, that's what I'm gonna tell him. I know these are the last days, but not to worry - I and the atheists and evos out there are gonna have a BANGING GREAT TIME while we all can, so God can go STICK IT. I'm tired of being good. They all say that the bad guys in the movies ALWAYS get the good lines. Most people who saw the Batman movie "The Dark Knight" actually liked the evil Joker (Heath Ledger) BETTER than Batman (Christian Bale) himself. I'm gonna get the microchip (AntiChrist 666). You atheists/evos can too
Great, an atheist that believes in the Devil, and screams at a God not believed to exist. Beats me how a Christian can be so sure their Bible is the word of "God" and it beats me how an atheist can be so sure that "God" doesn't like him/her. This "place" we're in now (life on earth) just might have a purpose, and who are we to think we know it should be any other way than it is, if indeed there is purpose behind it?

So what's your idea of a banging great time, in this context?

You seem to have your own opinions about "God" but you readily believe that you'll be "chipped". By 2017 no less.

Since: Mar 13

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#609260 Mar 10, 2013
flup wrote:
Ha!!Ha!!Ha!! We're ALL going down to HELL, man!! WHEN YOU, ME, and MOST of EVERYONE ELSE on this planet ACCEPT the RFID VeriChip (every human living in the world will have it) we will face the IRE of God's RIGHTEOUSNESS at the Great Judgment Throne on J-Day. Before I get HURLED INTO the flames of HELL, I'm gonna shout in my loudest yell: "GO FUCK YOURSELF, JEHOVAH!!! KISS MY ASS!!! YOU NEVER LIKED ME ANYWAY, YOU STUCK UP, POMPOUS FUCK!!!" Yeah, that's what I'm gonna tell him. I know these are the last days, but not to worry - I and the atheists and evos out there are gonna have a BANGING GREAT TIME while we all can, so God can go STICK IT. I'm tired of being good. They all say that the bad guys in the movies ALWAYS get the good lines. Most people who saw the Batman movie "The Dark Knight" actually liked the evil Joker (Heath Ledger) BETTER than Batman (Christian Bale) himself. I'm gonna get the microchip (AntiChrist 666). You atheists/evos can too.
Stanley says that he likes you very much.

Stanley says that while you are one foul-mouthed, schidt-for-brains atheist, you are, at least, an honest atheist and say it straightUP about yourself and ALL atheists that you are NO good.

I, on the other hand, have it from good authority while sitting here on my Cloud, that the other fellow who played around with Christian Bale in the Dark Knight....oh what's his name....yes, yes 'Heath Ledger' that's it...the loser who overDosed in some hotel room and did so knowing that he had taken part in that Queer movie 'Brokeback Mountain'. Yes sir, when little 'ol Heath closed his eyes in permanent slumber..you can bet your sweet biffy that 'ol Scratch was right there to lend him a hand to usher Heath to his final unResting place. Tending to coal stocks, so I am told amongst the grime, the soot, the blind, and the insane.

They have a place for you there as well. But don't hurry. Lots and lots of time for you. Make good of it while you can. Wash your tits every day and be sure to shave your hole. And for GOD's sake haul down that purple condom that's been hanging out of your arse for the past 6 weeks.

Stanley says that its been reeking all throughout the Forum.

Since: Mar 13

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#609261 Mar 10, 2013
flup wrote:
Sorry!! In those brackets, I meant to say :(every human living in the world will have it BY THE END OF 2017). Thousand apologies!!
O!!!

Did you say 2017 and mean it as the End-Date??

Ollie's ears picked UP on this straight away and wants to let you know that he's taking bets on 'your' end Date.

You ought to be careful when betting against Ollie, though.

He just made a 'killin' when the December 21, 2012 deadLine passed by. Descendents of the Myans are out for Ollie's head, but don't have a leg to stand on since he took ALL their gold.

And then some too.....such as those 18 pretty, young Princesses...but we won't go into that here.

Go Figure.

Since: Mar 13

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#609262 Mar 10, 2013
Greens - tuf wrote:
<quoted text> "Both green hut and yourself will be on Black busses.
What are Black busses? Mr nobody can spell better than me.
The 'busses' in Black busses is the same as 'buses' in White buses.

Stanley says that you just trying to be a wiseGuy for a change from being so stupid for so long.

...and YES, anybody can spell better than you, ya Idiot.

Go Figure.

Since: Mar 13

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#609263 Mar 10, 2013
Greens - tuf wrote:
<quoted text>"laughint" Keep going, I'm laughing.
Notice correct spelling
Well, well, well. What do we have here. Why, it none other than the great interloper. The 'most' correct poster in the WholeWideWorld and it goes by the name of 'Greens - tuf'....which is as incorrect English as incorrect can be.

And it wasn't done intentionally. Oh no, this moniker was as good as it gets from the schidt-for-brains that spawned its making.

Meanwhile, Stanley says to gently let you know that you are 'under' his watch for future postings having incorrect schpellings, grammmmar, and centence structures. Stanley nose that this will be difficult to detect coming from you, but when he catches you 'Out' on some bad Heeengliiish, he is going to have your guts for garters.

Stanley also says that you are fulla schidt to the eyeballs.

Stanley wishes to point out to ALL Real True members of the Forum that you are a LIAR.

Go Figure, you filty scumBag.

Since: Mar 13

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#609264 Mar 10, 2013
Greens - tuf wrote:
<quoted text>Yes you are.
Very poor in many ways.
Ollie says that there should be a 'comma' aftere your 'yes'.

Your 2nd. sentence is incomplete for several reasons, but I shall let you determine on your own (goot luck with your brains of a louse on dis von) jest vot those reasons are tooo.

Stanley says to tell you to go Phuck yourSelf.

Go Figure.

Since: Mar 13

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#609265 Mar 10, 2013
Greens - tuf wrote:
<quoted text> Yep.
Whenever I see somebody on their deathbed I go up to them and say "got your nose, got your nose"
Far out they laugh and they laugh and they laugh.
Ollie says your 'yep' should be 'Yes'.

There should be a period (full stop) after your first 'got your nose'.

'Far out' should also be followed by a period.

Meanwhile, Stanley is suggesting that you go around to your nearest grocery store and pickUP about 10 lbs. of butter. When you get it home, you should 'smear' it all over your hole.

Stanley is giving you fore-warning that very soon he is going to push a piano up your arse...and you are Really & Truly going to need, at least, 10 lbs. of butter.

Go Figure. There's NO trigonometry.

“I see quantum effects”

Since: Jan 11

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#609266 Mar 10, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
<quoted text>
pfft...
Spoken like a true northerner.
It is a verbal form of empathy, and used as a big "hug".
Bless your heart.

Since: Mar 13

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#609267 Mar 10, 2013
Greens - tuf wrote:
<quoted text> I don't give a dam if only you and three other people know who will be sitting beside me.
I'm more interested in knowing who's driving this dam bus.
Are they licensed?
Are they licensed to drive a bus?
Are they licensed to carry 60 passengers?
Have they been drinking?
Have they taken any drugs?
Have they had the required amount of rest?
I would hate to crash and miss the party.
Yes

and Yes
and Yes
and Yes---the buses are
and Yes
and Yes
and Yes

and No, you most definitely will NOT miss the 'party'.

Your knowing 'who is driving the bus' will only be known to you when the door slams shut behind your sorry arse.

Stanley suggests that you cut your fingernails real short before you are 'put' on your Black Bus....and carry as much toilet paper as you can.

....and by the way, Stanley says your 'dam' should be 'damn'.

Stanley is so brilliant to figure out and confirm that you are fulla schidt to the eyeballs and a LIAR and a CROOK toooooo.

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#609268 Mar 10, 2013
Aerobatty wrote:
<quoted text>
Bless your heart.
Laffin.

“I see quantum effects”

Since: Jan 11

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#609269 Mar 10, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
<quoted text>
People, SOME people, will get to use obamacare. You know, illegals, crackheads, sluts, lazy bums, high school drop outs that can easily reproduce.... Those kinds.
People like me won't benefit from it in any way, except of course having less money in my pocket.
My 90 year old mother is benefiting from it right now.

And my father did until he died.

She's not any of those, and you should apologize for implying it.

Since: Mar 13

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#609270 Mar 10, 2013
Greens - tuf wrote:
Can I also please have a window seat.
Hope that ain't any trouble.
Stanley says that your 'hope that ain't any trouble'...should be

...'hooe that isn't any trouble'. FYI,'ain't' isn't acceptable English.

Ollie says that you can have a window seat. The others lining up outside your Black Bus awaiting their Black Buses... can have a good look at your terrified, purple bulging face pressed up against the glass with your eyeballs falling out of their sockets...all the while, while the Bus Driver stands behind you with 'well you know' to shove up your arseHole just to get you in proper shape for your 'party'.

Stanley says that you are going to need more than 10 lbs. of butter for this one....and that your fulltime flatulance in this Life just might help you out in the 'end'. Freddy Mercury will be there, although he will no longer be wearing White clothes but instead tattttterrrrred, crotchless drawers with a permanent trapDoor...to see to it that you learn 'the ropes' real Quick. It's just a matter of bending over for you.

Go Figure.
chris

Lafayette, LA

#609272 Mar 10, 2013
Aura Mytha wrote:
<quoted text>
You can't deny a humans attempt at feeling remorse, sure it is sometime fake. And is never something that will forgive them.
That is something the victim must do, of course some crimes will *require remorse and if possible their life and additional retribution if that were possible. Religion may want to mark a bloodline for eternity for the sins of their father.
Or you could just settle it an eye for an eye.
crime does fall in families that is why prison terms for violent crimes should be death or life, get children out of those houses, even if the wife could not be charged for the crime if she did not immediately roll over on the perpetrator she is anaccessory and as such is an unfit mother continuing the crime ring, we see today these welfare mothers are using 3 year old to assist in shoplifting
chris

Lafayette, LA

#609273 Mar 10, 2013
Aerobatty wrote:
<quoted text>
My 90 year old mother is benefiting from it right now.
And my father did until he died.
She's not any of those, and you should apologize for implying it.
are you and them back from the future as obama care doesn t start till 2016, you only get to start paying it january this year

RiversideRedneck

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

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#609274 Mar 10, 2013
karl44 wrote:
criminals are more honest than christians
Well, at least you're honest.

RiversideRedneck

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

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#609275 Mar 10, 2013
Aerobatty wrote:
<quoted text>
My 90 year old mother is benefiting from it right now.
And my father did until he died.
She's not any of those, and you should apologize for implying it.
What way us you mother benefiting from Obamacare that she wouldn't get from Medicare?

“ad victoriam”

Since: Dec 10

arte et marte

#609277 Mar 10, 2013
Aerobatty wrote:
<quoted text>
My 90 year old mother is benefiting from it right now.
And my father did until he died.
She's not any of those, and you should apologize for implying it.
You will have a hard sell on that want to explain how it is so ? Because here is what PBS says about it.

"Unfortunately the reform currently being proposed is devastating to the health care of most seniors in our country, and is about as helpful as placing the steps to the Philadelphia Art Museum in front of their doctors' office.

President Obama has proposed adding tens of millions of new people to a government health care plan, while cutting Medicare by over $500 billion. Meanwhile no new doctors will be added. It is clear that as government obligations grow and resources shrink, seniors will be most harmed."

http://www.pbs.org/now/shows/health-care-refo...

Considering it hasn't really done anything yet....
you are defending something for the sake of your idealist way of thinking. Without any basis in fact, I find that less than caviler.

Since: Dec 12

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#609278 Mar 10, 2013
Aerobatty wrote:
Bless your heart.
ROFL.... I don't know, something about that phrase being said to someone like redneck is soooo funny. It should be on his gravestone.

Since: Dec 12

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#609280 Mar 10, 2013
Aura Mytha wrote:
Considering it hasn't really done anything yet....
you are defending something for the sake of your idealist way of thinking. Without any basis in fact, I find that less than caviler.
Your article says "most" - not all, and it is largely just a theory that they wouldn't be helped at this point. If Aerobatty has seen benefits in his/her family then why should you worry about it? They are there and see these things first hand, you aren't. The only people who would try to cast a shadow of doubt about this would be those who are prejudiced or biased toward The Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act. That's pretty evident.

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