Prove there's a god.

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#607581 Mar 2, 2013
Clementia wrote:
No, I never done that, i've had my little bro put a jug of cool water on my face when i was sleeping, but i don't remember peeing myself!
It needs to warm water and dip their fingers in it. After they pee themselves take the water away and wait for all the fun to begin when they wake up, especially if you pretend that you don't know. Redneck does this without the warm water :p

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

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#607582 Mar 2, 2013
Clementia wrote:
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SHE won't "soank" u with anything, but HE might!
She's a guy, booze brain!
LOL!
She's a guy?

You hear that LL? It's your dream come true!

“Ditat Deus”

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#607583 Mar 2, 2013
Mylan wrote:
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I'm beginning to wonder if you even really know what a theory is, the way you apply the word. Math is not a theory.
What the theory says happened a millisecond after the supposed Big Bang IS a theory.

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#607584 Mar 2, 2013
Clementia wrote:
LOL! When I did it, that was too funny, it was like mission impossible!
LOL it makes me laugh just thinking about you laughing while you were doing it.

I know someone who did it to someone and they went to work that way. His boss was usually a strict person, but even he was laughing over it.

“e pluribus unum”

Since: Dec 10

primus inter pares

#607585 Mar 2, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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There it is! The good ole atheist comeback "You don't understand"...
'_'
You prove that you not only do not understand, but are unwilling to. I'm not really atheist though , more of an agnostic.
But I consider the lack of evidence , evidence in itself.
I biggest wonder here is exactly what your apprehension is to evolution and the big bang theories. Are you not able to incorporate them into your belief? Because denial of scientific truths weaken your position no matter what position you take.

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#607586 Mar 2, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
She's a guy?
That's right you gullible bonehead. Just a little experiment to PROVE how you can get ANY predispositioned religious person to believe almost anything, and then all the other religious boneheads just follow in line, like ducks. LOL..... You see, they don't need proof, they just TALK THEMSELVES into believing things. LOL.... So funny. All those posts you and your delusional meatheads acting like you knew what you were talking about, but the FACT is you didn't have a clue, not a clue, and no one had to do anything except watch you hang yourself with your own rope. Your religion is like that. Too funny....

“Ditat Deus”

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#607587 Mar 2, 2013
Mylan wrote:
<quoted text>It needs to warm water and dip their fingers in it. After they pee themselves take the water away and wait for all the fun to begin when they wake up, especially if you pretend that you don't know. Redneck does this without the warm water :p
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =FfJkn9D50t4XX
Ha HA HA HA HA HA !!!!!

I don't care who you are, that's funny right there!

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#607588 Mar 2, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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There it is! The good ole atheist comeback "You don't understand"...
'_'
Christians say the same thing, amigo. I believe the phrase is, "You're not spiritually discerning," or something like that.

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#607589 Mar 2, 2013
Aura Mytha wrote:
You prove that you not only do not understand, but are unwilling to.
Welcome to the world of redneck.
But I consider the lack of evidence , evidence in itself.
Exactly!

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#607590 Mar 2, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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The Big Bang is a theory, not a fact.
Unless the scientific community can come to an absolute on it, it will always be a theory.
(Cue the "it's a scientific theory, but just a regular theory" argument...)
One observable fact, thanks to the Hubble Telescope, is that our universe is apparently expanding from a central point.

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#607591 Mar 2, 2013
Mylan wrote:
<quoted text> The big bang is pure science, and religious people can't accept science because it threatens their belief.
The Catholic Church says otherwise.
Mylan wrote:
<quoted text>Anything that effects their delusion is seen as threatening, and therefore, dismissed.
That applies to you, too, sparky.

Oh, by the way; look at what I bought the other day:

http://world.guns.ru/assault/isr/galil-e.html

Sexy, isn't it? Mine's the one on top. What can I say? I always like it on top.

Since: Sep 12

Milton Keynes, UK

#607592 Mar 2, 2013
Are you lot still ranting on about man written books?
http://news.discovery.com/human/atheist-wears...

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#607593 Mar 2, 2013
Mylan wrote:
<quoted text>Good luck with that. Redneck fights the truth tooth and nail. Just take it into consideration when you're talking to him.
Kinda like you fighting against the truth of firearms ownership.

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#607594 Mar 2, 2013
I've done my damage; I gotta run.

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#607595 Mar 2, 2013
Mylan wrote:
<quoted text>It needs to warm water and dip their fingers in it. After they pee themselves take the water away and wait for all the fun to begin when they wake up, especially if you pretend that you don't know. Redneck does this without the warm water :p
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =FfJkn9D50t4XX
LOL! thanks for the info!

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#607596 Mar 2, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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She's a guy?
You hear that LL? It's your dream come true!
Why? Is LL gay? I thought he didn't like gay people, hypocrite!!!
Jackson

Eastbourne, UK

#607597 Mar 2, 2013
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
I've done my damage; I gotta run.
really your trying to scare people into your beliefs with guns! I don't think that's what god would of wanted

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#607598 Mar 2, 2013
Mylan wrote:
<quoted text>LOL it makes me laugh just thinking about you laughing while you were doing it.
I know someone who did it to someone and they went to work that way. His boss was usually a strict person, but even he was laughing over it.
LOL! That's so true, one of my nicknames is ping pong, coz i laugh too much and it hurts around my ribs and i can't stand still, i go up, down, up, down!

Man, i don't think i'm that evil, imagine if someone had a job interview or something important like that and u do that to someone....LOL!!!

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#607599 Mar 2, 2013
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
That applies to you, too
You wish.
I always like it on top.
I'm not at all surprised, it's like they say "sh_t floats to the top" LOL....

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#607600 Mar 2, 2013
Clementia wrote:
Why? Is LL gay? I thought he didn't like gay people, hypocrite!!!
Do yourself a favor, anything redneck says take with a grain of salt...

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