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Feb 13, 2013
 
_BobLoblah_ wrote:
<quoted text>14Feb13.....
....BobLoblah vill take care of dat von toooooooooo.
Ps:.....There vill be NO cold nipples.
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It's alright, mylan has taken care of it!

He got me a hot water bottle!:-p

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Clementia wrote:
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No, u silly nutter! If the nipples r frozen how is anything gonna come out?
Go on and laugh, i'll laugh when u 'zip it'!
14Feb13.....

.....Have you ever had 'Coitus Interruptus'???

Ps:....Much worser dan stopping 'midStream' while having a piss.

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Feb 13, 2013
 
Clementia wrote:
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I was telling u what has been goin' on!
I play my cards close to my chest, I'm not tellin' u who my favourite is, NAH!!!
I know itS a Catcher1 and your chASER1!:)

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UidiotRaceMAKEWORLDPEACE wrote:
<quoted text>Yes BIMBO!
You expect me to take your word for it?!

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Feb 13, 2013
 
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Oh yh!
Uh-huh! yh!!!!!!

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_BobLoblah_ wrote:
<quoted text>14Feb13.....
.....Have you ever had 'Coitus Interruptus'???
Ps:....Much worser dan stopping 'midStream' while having a piss.
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BobLoblah
I NEVER had sex! What is so f*ckin' hard to understand?

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Feb 13, 2013
 
UidiotRaceMAKEWORLDPEACE wrote:
<quoted text>I know itS a Catcher1 and your chASER1!:)
U CAN KEEP GUESSIN', I NOT TELLIN'!

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waaasssuuup wrote:
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"Humble myself to what?"
to acknowledge a higher life-form than yourself; your Creator
The only "creator" is Nature.
waaasssuuup wrote:
<quoted text>"Repent for what?"
not doing the above
"Believe what, specifically?"
that Jesus is God's Christ
Bullshit. Your jesus is a myth, and Nature needs no "christ."
waaasssuuup wrote:
<quoted text>"What's glorious about it?"
what ISN'T glorious about the Gospel,
Aside from the lies, the hate, the blood, the violence, the hypocrisy...
waaasssuuup wrote:
<quoted text> "I'm already free"
since you don't know that you're being held captive, how could you know if you're free or not?
You are held captive by your own fear, lies and hypocrisy.

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Catcher1 wrote:
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Clementine, I hope you are listening carefully.
I'm as good as they come.
14Feb13.....

.....LIAR....

..You are fulla schidt to da eyeballs.

Ps:.....and you cannot come. You are 'impotent'.

How's a young girl like 'Clementia' gonna live vit a srivelledUP midget cucumber like you, ya schidt-for-brains.

She needs a man to hold her at night and in da mornings and especially when laying across BobLoblah's 'Big Brass Bed' while da rainDrops go pitter, patter while drinkin' a cool drop of da RED and inhalin' da sweet smell of roses, sex, and rock 'n roll.

Comes a Horseman and da name of da Horseman is BobLoblah.

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Feb 13, 2013
 
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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You expect me to take your word for it?!
then what u know about US fed/wall street govt what it's invoking more wars

Come on Sheeeeple, what u know! if u can't answer, you eat u words! now answer, what am talking about wiseheimer!
BWHAHAHAHaaaaa

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Clementia wrote:
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I was telling u what has been goin' on!
I play my cards close to my chest, I'm not tellin' u who my favourite is, NAH!!!
14Feb13.....

....didJa 'Lie' to BobLoblah last night before ya vent ta bed!!!

Ps:....You were berry much in Love vit BobLoblah den, and BobLoblah gently whispered 'sweet nuttin's' in yer pretty liddle ears toooooooooooo.

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Feb 13, 2013
 
Clementia wrote:
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U CAN KEEP GUESSIN', I NOT TELLIN'!
I know!:)- i don't really care, i have my own girl to worry about!:)
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_BobLoblah_ wrote:
<quoted text>14Feb13.....
....BobLoblah vill take care of dat von toooooooooo.
Ps:.....There vill be NO cold nipples.
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BobLoblah
So you're wearing a sports bra?

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Clementia wrote:
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I can't believe u just said that!!!!!
OMG, honestly believe me, when u said u zipped it in, i was gonna say, come here let me rub it better, but then i thought "f*ckin' hell clem, just shut the f*ck up, there is a line, do not cross it!"
I can't believe u crossed it!!!! and now i crossed it!!! OH, f*CK!
WHAT HAVE WE DONE??? SH*T!!!
14Feb13.....

.....are you borderin' on bein''unFaithful' to BobLoblah!!!

Ps:.....what is haul dis cockaMumbo about vit 'LieLan' da schidt-for-brains of schidt-for-brains??????????

Come on. Come on.....have you been 'almost' cheating behind BobLoblah' back??????????

Don't Lie To BobLoblah now.

DidJa have enough Dime to dink about marryin' BobLoblah???

Well, vot's it gonna be!!!....Is it YES .... or is it NO????

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BobLoblah

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waaasssuuup wrote:
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"You're making the assertion that I'm being “held captive.
Why?"
we've been born into captivity through sin;
How stupid, stoned or desperate were you to buy that lie?
waaasssuuup wrote:
<quoted text> i.e., we lost our original connection to God in the garden when we made the moral decision
Stop trying to pass off your fairytale as fact.
waaasssuuup wrote:
<quoted text>to believe an accusation against Him and ever since we've been slaves of the kingdom of darkness.
Which exists only in the warped imaginations of those who want to believe in it. Grow the fuck up, already.
waaasssuuup wrote:
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let's see if you can stop sinning and continuously thinking evil in your mind.
Let's see if you can stop hitting on women on the WINLAC thread. Let's see if you can stop lying to everyone. Let's see if you're willing to stop stealing from your boss and cheating on your wife.

"Sinning and continuously thinking evil in your mind," indeed.

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@Bobby...lie about what? I don't normally lie!

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Feb 13, 2013
 
UidiotRaceMAKEWORLDPEACE wrote:
<quoted text>u good man! Don't let Clementine go! I whoop you azz, it will hurt!:) Sound like that song , what it call ,' Oh Clementine...
Thanks, Dude.

And don't worry, I'm gonna cling to Clementine like a cheap suit.

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Clementia wrote:
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I NEVER had sex! What is so f*ckin' hard to understand?
14Feb13.....

....You must be 'pure' ven you come to BobLoblah.

Ps:....and BobLoblah knows dat you 'will' be pure when you come to BobLoblah.

Now, Step One:.....give BobLoblah a list of seven (7) fiveStar hotels in Birmingham.

Step Two: Name of reputable limousine service from airport to Hotel and standBy.

Step Three: Name of First-Rate...Security Supply Servies for 'Private Individuals'.

That vill do fer now....

....On yer way. Do dat. Its your town, YES!!!

Forever and Ever
BobLoblah

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Feb 13, 2013
 
Clementia wrote:
He got me a hot water bottle!:-p
Nothing but the best - CASHMERE Whoo-Hoo! Just pick the color out....:p

http://www.restorationhardware.com/catalog/pr...

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@Bobby....no I have not done anything. It was just talk!!

Yes. I been thinking about our marriage. Would I have to convert?

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