Prove there's a god.

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#601491 Feb 13, 2013
POPE BENEDICT - XVI wrote:
Your Pope Blesses YOU as Your Pope Bids GoodBye In Christ.
Your Pope wants to speak directly to you, my people as you so deservedly need to hear from Your Pope.
Yesterday, Your Pope tendered his resignation as HEAD of the Holy Roman Catholic Church and has made arrangements for a New Pope to be installed within a month. Your Pope has taken such actions personally, because Your Pope has become fragile and the Holy Roman Catholic Church always needs its HEAD to be astute in Body and Soul 'all the time'.
For those of you who are a little lost by Your Pope's actions (a Pope has not resigned in nearly 600 years), do Not despair.
Your Pope knows that your Holy Roman Catholic Church wil continue to be as it has always been.....with Truth, Honesty, Humbleness, and Kindness in the Name of Our Lord Jesus Christ.
Filled with members who want to help and assist the Needy, the Desperate, the Blind and the Insane in all countries and towards all cultures, and to Keep the Commandments of Christ, Our Lord, ONE in Being with the Father and the Holy Spirit.
And so, Your Pope wants to thank you all for your kindness over the past eight years and especially for your Prayers in times of Need by Your Pope.
Carry on in the Spirit of Our Lord. Forgiveness is your greatest Goodness.
Do Good to those who hate you, Bless those who persecute you, and most of all Love One Another.
GOD Bless You All.
Et Nominee Patri, et Felio Dei, et Spirituo Sancti.
I already fixed your pathetic attempt at Latin.

Try to keep up.

Since: Dec 12

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#601492 Feb 13, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
I never said we wouldn't have *insert something here* in the future.
Well then you're wrong. Because there will never be a logical religion. The logic would keep it from growing. The only thing that keeps religion alive is making sure they use fear to keep the followers in line. Wouldn't want to "lose faith" and start thinking for your self now would you? It's like a cat chasing its tail. It's like one of those cards that read "how do you keep a moron in suspense? Turn over" and it's written on both sides of the card. Religious people are such fools. LOL...

Since: Dec 12

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#601493 Feb 13, 2013
Clementia wrote:
Jerry springer show!!
You still watch that show?

Since: Oct 12

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#601494 Feb 13, 2013
Mylan wrote:
<quoted text>We're talking about porn and you say 'zip it'?
Careful, something might get caught...
Been there.
Done that.
Not fun.
OMG, i didn't think like that! Ooops!

Oh, u poor thing!!

I hate it when your apples freeze, it f*ckin' hurts so much!

do guys experience that too?

Since: Dec 12

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#601495 Feb 13, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
Will you employ that same logic on yourself?
Retract your statement that God isn't real.
Why? Are you a little boy that needs to see some example before you can stand on your own two feet?

Since: Dec 12

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#601497 Feb 13, 2013
Clementia wrote:
I'm a VERY hyperactive person!!!!!!!!!
Take deep breaths.

Think relaxing thoughts.

Think potato salad.

Since: Oct 12

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#601498 Feb 13, 2013
Mylan wrote:
<quoted text>You still watch that show?
NO

Does it still come on?

I watched it when i was little, sometimes, not all the time.

Since: Jan 11

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#601499 Feb 13, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
Laminated Veneer Lumber. Nice. Very strong, very straight.
This was my first time using LVL. I've used some wood I joists before. Engineered lumber is really the way to go for the large framing pieces.
RiversideRedneck wrote:
Spray foam insulation is the best. It serves as an insulator and as a vapor barrier. Plus it gets into every tiny nook & cranny. But Roxul is a great second. Good choice.
I put 1" foam sheets on the exterior walls before I put the siding on. Well, I have half the siding on. It got cold before I could finish. My walls are R20 with the Roxul and the foam board.
RiversideRedneck wrote:
Jeld-Wen? Which one, lol. They're just a conglomerate company that buys up other window companies, slaps their sticker & warranty on them & call it Jeld-Wen.
They're not great windows. I had to cut costs somewhere. I got them on sale too.
RiversideRedneck wrote:
$90 is good, though. A 30x54 Pella aluminum clad triple glazed would run you about $1,000.
$1,000 was my entire window and door budget! I'm regretting it on the door though. I'm gonna have to put a different closure sweep on the bottom because it doesn't seal completely. The threshold is adjustable but won't raise any further.
RiversideRedneck wrote:
Very good on that microwave, but consider a similar line for your fridge, they can draw a lot of amps the second they turn on. Also consider it for things like your entertainment center (in case you want to add a bunch of electronics) or your office area.
I'm getting a smallish size fridge. It will be one of those Energy Star rated deals.
RiversideRedneck wrote:
Any fastener used on the exterior should be galvanized, they resist rust for a long time. Inside, it doesn't matter so much, coated is fine.
I use coated deck screws outside. I can get them cheap.
RiversideRedneck wrote:
I like your style. F_ck the PO-lease!
Where do you live?
KY.
RiversideRedneck wrote:
What are you using that wood for?
I make furniture every once in a while. There's no money in it where I live, so I do carpentry for a living. I've got a fine collection of exotic woods waiting for me to use. Yellowwood looks great when combined with Padauk or another red colored wood.

Since: Dec 12

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#601500 Feb 13, 2013
Clementia wrote:
I hate it when your apples freeze, it f*ckin' hurts so much!
do guys experience that too?
So you have cold apples? Just think of me as Johnny Appleseed.

Since: Dec 12

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#601501 Feb 13, 2013
Clementia wrote:
Does it still come on?
I don't think so. I think he ran for mayor of some city.

Since: Oct 12

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#601502 Feb 13, 2013
Mylan wrote:
<quoted text>Take deep breaths.
Think relaxing thoughts.
Think potato salad.
Why? Coz i'm a FOOL????

Talk to the hand coz the face ain't listenin'!!!!!!

“Seventh son”

Since: Dec 10

Will Prevail

#601503 Feb 13, 2013
Clementia wrote:
<quoted text>
OMG, i didn't think like that! Ooops!
Oh, u poor thing!!
I hate it when your apples freeze, it f*ckin' hurts so much!
do guys experience that too?
I froze my nuts but not my fruit? wat the hail?

Since: Oct 12

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#601504 Feb 13, 2013
Mylan wrote:
<quoted text>So you have cold apples? Just think of me as Johnny Appleseed.
Not now, but when it's cold and u go outside, u'r nipples freeze!!

Who's that!

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

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#601505 Feb 13, 2013
Mylan wrote:
<quoted text>Isn't that like saying Giant Shrimp?
No, no, no...

Tallest midget.

“Seventh son”

Since: Dec 10

Will Prevail

#601506 Feb 13, 2013
Mylan wrote:
<quoted text>Why? Are you a little boy that needs to see some example before you can stand on your own two feet?
No but I was thinking push it.

Since: Jan 11

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#601507 Feb 13, 2013
Clementia wrote:
What? u taking it too serious, i'm not on about that stuff!
SPOILER ALERT!!! i didn't like the ending coz they stupid enough to transport the bomb to his cell, what if it had blown up? what if he blew it up before he went back into the cell, how did Foxx know that was gonna happen? U DON'T PLAY GAMES WHEN THEIR IS A BOMB INVOLVED!
OK, don't confuse me tho, just keep it simple!
I'm off to dreamland.

Leave a note with my secretary if you need anything.

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

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#601508 Feb 13, 2013
Mylan wrote:
Well then you're wrong. Because there will never be a logical religion.
I didn't say anything about religion, did I?

Try again.
The logic would keep it from growing. The only thing that keeps religion alive is making sure they use fear to keep the followers in line.
I know you think that.

Next.
Wouldn't want to "lose faith" and start thinking for your self now would you?
You can't have faith without thinking for yourself first.

Next.
It's like a cat chasing its tail. It's like one of those cards that read "how do you keep a moron in suspense? Turn over" and it's written on both sides of the card. Religious people are such fools. LOL...
Right. 85% of Americans are "fools"?

82% of the people in the world?!

Since: Dec 12

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#601509 Feb 13, 2013
Clementia wrote:
Why? Coz i'm a FOOL????
HUH? What are you talking about? What does being hyperactive and having a lot of energy have to do with someone being a fool? That doesn't make any sense...

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

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#601510 Feb 13, 2013
Mylan wrote:
<quoted text>Why? Are you a little boy that needs to see some example before you can stand on your own two feet?
Just throwing your own version of logic back at ya.

Remember?

Mylan wrote:
If you can't prove that those things can't ever be scientifically proven, then you need to retract that statement.

How the f_ck would I be able to tell you what will or will not "ever be scientifically proven"??

Since: Dec 12

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#601511 Feb 13, 2013
Clementia wrote:
Not now, but when it's cold and u go outside, u'r nipples freeze!!
Is that how they make ice cream? Do they milk cows in the winter...

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