Prove there's a god.

Since: Oct 12

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#600054 Feb 11, 2013
Catcher1 wrote:
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Not only that.
The Brits drive on the wrong side of the road.
Nah, that's u, sweety! ;-p

@mylan, that is my name backwards, no!
SecretScumSocial Reject

London, UK

#600055 Feb 11, 2013
Catcher1 wrote:
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Not only that.
The Brits drive on the wrong side of the road.
Well we decided we are going to start driving on the righthand side of the road next year. David Cameron(PM, Just in case you don't know who he is) Has said it will be a difficult transition for all to adopt at first so for 6 months it will just be buses and lorries that take the right lane. Thank god we have the smarts here in the UK government...

Since: Oct 12

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#600056 Feb 11, 2013
SecretScumSocialReject wrote:
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PM sent...
It might take a week to get to the bottom of the pic :P
The bit that i went to was nice, it had sheep!

U can't send PM, u not registered with topix!

Do u guys think i'm that blonde? Well, i ain't!
SecretScumSocial Reject

London, UK

#600057 Feb 11, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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In my experience, the destination is the drive, not the final location. You miss all the sights when you fly across country.
Your planes have no windows? What kind of oppressive regime to you yanks live in??

I bet Romney would have bout windows to your planes...You should revolt.
SecretScumSocial Reject

London, UK

#600058 Feb 11, 2013
Clementia wrote:
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Lol, yh, my papa normally knows that stuff.
I do know that i put unleaded petrol in it!:-)
LOL, i spend ages washing the damn thing, now u tell me.
Thank you you were given the brief on what fuel to use. Oh how many a mishap has happened for the unwise at the fuel pump.

Dads can be cool like that, but I bet he still farts in the morning...Nobody is perfect.
SecretScumSocial Reject

London, UK

#600059 Feb 11, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Yes, I have an understanding.
Rodeo?
Dinosaur?
Eh?
It's beyond belief some peoples beliefs.

Since: Oct 12

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#600060 Feb 11, 2013
SecretScumSocialReject wrote:
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He/she must repent and go to uncle jimmy savile for guidance, for that(apparently) is a perfectly acceptable role model of pure goodness and faith.. Ooops I've been switching the news off to much recently...
jimmy savile looks like a perv, i never liked him, why anyone would wanna go near him, i don't know...MONEY?

@Redneck...yes i'm a bad driver! It's more the parking and things that i can't do! I'm gonna try and improve that tho!
SecretScumSocial Reject

London, UK

#600061 Feb 11, 2013
Clementia wrote:
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Are u okay?
Nah, I didn't go out today! But i am tomorrow so be careful!
Don't u just hate it when there are like 3 roundabouts together, u think u off one and then u on another one? I hate them!
LOL No! I haven't been alright from birth!

Oh yes them pesky roundabouts that are comprehensively explained to us during our driving lessons which were felt we had mastered thus passing our test you crazy woman!! What time are you out tomorrow???:P

Since: Oct 12

Location hidden

#600062 Feb 11, 2013
SecretScumSocialReject wrote:
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Thank you you were given the brief on what fuel to use. Oh how many a mishap has happened for the unwise at the fuel pump.
Dads can be cool like that, but I bet he still farts in the morning...Nobody is perfect.
LOL, where did that come from? When did i say he was perfect?

lol, r u smokin' something?

“The eye has it...”

Since: May 09

Russell's teapot

#600063 Feb 11, 2013
kerukeion wrote:
<quoted text>i don't understand because i never suggested that i prayed to any "sky" or "fairy".

RiversideRedneck wrote:
A lot of the Topix atheists have a hard time understanding God - or they just want to ridicule, so they call Him things like "sky fairy", "sky daddy", "the Jesus!", etc.

They also can't understand heaven at all, so they equate it to "the clouds".

They are a simple-minded bunch, you just have to bear with them.
You don't understand the history and origins of your religion, that's where the problem lies.
SecretScumSocial Reject

London, UK

#600064 Feb 11, 2013
Clementia wrote:
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The bit that i went to was nice, it had sheep!
U can't send PM, u not registered with topix!
Do u guys think i'm that blonde? Well, i ain't!
I've been that way quite a bit. Though I am not as close to sheep as many of the locals. All I can say is, on an evolutionary scale it must be an advantage to have six fingers on each hand in aberystwyth.

Since: Dec 12

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#600065 Feb 11, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
Nope. I never believed in Santa, always believed in Jesus.
Really? So in your world jeebus wears the red suit?

http://www.soulshepherding.org/blog/wp-conten... ©KG.jpeg

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#600066 Feb 11, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
All a teacher can do is display the lesson, it's up to the student to learn it.
I guess that explains why you're so dim witted.
SecretScumSocial Reject

London, UK

#600067 Feb 11, 2013
Clementia wrote:
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jimmy savile looks like a perv, i never liked him, why anyone would wanna go near him, i don't know...MONEY?
@Redneck...yes i'm a bad driver! It's more the parking and things that i can't do! I'm gonna try and improve that tho!
Ey. It was always pretty obvious.. for a talentless butt ugly prick he didn't half manage to get far. I wonder who he backers were. Scary thought really..

Since: Dec 12

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#600068 Feb 11, 2013
Clementia wrote:
MYLAN!!!!!!
LOL :p
SecretScumSocial Reject

London, UK

#600069 Feb 11, 2013
Clementia wrote:
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LOL, where did that come from? When did i say he was perfect?
lol, r u smokin' something?
Nope...I have no friends(funny enough) so sometimes my social skills lack.

If it is any comfort, all dads fart. Especially in the morning using stair cases.

Since: Oct 12

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#600070 Feb 11, 2013
SecretScumSocialReject wrote:
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LOL No! I haven't been alright from birth!
Oh yes them pesky roundabouts that are comprehensively explained to us during our driving lessons which were felt we had mastered thus passing our test you crazy woman!! What time are you out tomorrow???:P
LOL! It never made sense then, i was too stressed! I was so lucky on the test, i went in my own car, so they don't take u on the harder routes, coz they got no brakes and they scared!! heheheheheeeeeeee ;-)

Oh sh*t thanks for reminding me it's bloody 3am, i got to get up early!

from 9-4, don't leave your front door!

Since: Sep 10

Hermosa Beach, CA

#600071 Feb 11, 2013
Al Garcia wrote:
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He's hanging out in L.A. That way he can strike directly, quickly and decisively at his enemy. He's got a prepaid flat under an alias and is just waiting for the hub bub to die down. He is well stocked with food and supplies and is preparing to strike at night. Most likely early morning.
He is monitoring everyone with his police radio and planning his next move. He has many prepaid credit cards and doesn't need anything at the moment as he has had several years to plan.
He's not hiding. He's waiting. Stalking.
Good leads, Al.

Let's form a posse and go find him.

We can split that million (750K for me, the rest for you).

Since: Oct 12

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#600072 Feb 11, 2013
SecretScumSocialReject wrote:
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Ey. It was always pretty obvious.. for a talentless butt ugly prick he didn't half manage to get far. I wonder who he backers were. Scary thought really..
lol, that's the language i would've used if i wasn't me!

The government?

I blame the public, they worship any sh*t!

Since: Sep 10

Hermosa Beach, CA

#600073 Feb 11, 2013
SecretScumSocialReject wrote:
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Well we decided we are going to start driving on the righthand side of the road next year. David Cameron(PM, Just in case you don't know who he is) Has said it will be a difficult transition for all to adopt at first so for 6 months it will just be buses and lorries that take the right lane. Thank god we have the smarts here in the UK government...
Seriously? What about all those steering wheels on the right?

Brits vacation in southern Spain (Costa Brava, Costa del Sol) and get mowed down by cars regularly because they look the wrong way when crossing the road. At least in England they warn you with "look right" curb signs at intersections.

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