Prove there's a god.
_BobLoblah_

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#599343 Feb 10, 2013
nanoanomaly wrote:
<quoted text>So what kind of education do you think Jesus had, slobberjob?
11Feb13.....

.....A 'normal' education along with da kids of da dimes.

Ps:.....In addition, Jesus read from the gospels in da Temple, even at a very young age.

His 'Mother Mary' was kind and compassionate and kept him on da right track as a human being in working steady, and taking care of their home.....

.....so unlike you who grew up in the basement apartment of some farmer's outHouse.

...BobLoblah believes dat da only edumacation dat you have is dat which you gleaned from da ILK dat tossed swill ovva da rails of yer pigPgn.

Forever and Ever
BobLoblah
_BobLoblah_

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#599345 Feb 10, 2013
Clementia wrote:
<quoted text>
Do i really have to?
But i like callin' him monkey guy and monkey boy! He reminds me of that monkey person from the PG advert!
1Feb13.....

.....Yes.

Ps:.....Besides, he's a 'she'.

Forever and Ever
BobLoblah
_BobLoblah_

Since: Apr 11

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#599346 Feb 10, 2013
Clementia wrote:
<quoted text>
I will check that out after i done this stupid thing, stupid video thingy!
Why can't i use comical phrases?
11Feb13.....

.....Yeah....you do dat. You won't be sorry.

Ps:.....BobLoblah jest loves comedy. Go ahead, use ALL da comedy you wanna. BobLoblah will Really & Truly make you 'laugh' yer head off down da road a liddle.

Forever and Ever
BobLoblah
_BobLoblah_

Since: Apr 11

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#599348 Feb 10, 2013
Clementia wrote:
<quoted text>
What? What does that mean?
O Bobby, u do love to confuse me, don't ya?
11Feb13.....

.....BobLoblah will be dressed in BobLoblah's blacks with you in yer 'Reds' as together both you and BobLoblah walk down da street and appear in Public.

Ps:.....Yeah. Bobloblah loves to confuse a lovely girl.

...and den sum tooooooooooo.

Forever and Ever
BobLoblah
_BobLoblah_

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#599349 Feb 10, 2013
Tide with Beach wrote:
<quoted text>
If you're tired, why don't you take a nap with me?
Listening to the rain hit the roof always makes me sleepy.
11Feb13.....

.....Naw.

..BobLoblah jest loves layin' on a Big Brass Bed with a lovely lady's head on BobLoblah's shoulder. It gonna happen berry sooon tooooooooooooooo.

Ps:.....Clementia has such a lovely head and YOU don't....ya lezzie retarded hateful, hypocritical, hAtheistic schidt-for-brains.

Forever and Ever
BobLoblah
_BobLoblah_

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#599350 Feb 10, 2013
Mylan wrote:
<quoted text>ROFL.... yep, I believe that you got your "education" from a TV show. Reading your tripe it was probably Benny Hill. LOL....
11Feb13.....

.....ListenUp 'lieLan' ya schidt-for-brains....

"Speak NO evil of da Dead".....

....You make BobLoblah 'laugh out loud'.

Ps:.....Benny Hill was 'head 'n shoulders' above you in every way.
Benny Hill was loved by millions while you are loved by 'None'.

He also died a very rich man, so unlike you as you wallow in da basement apartment of yer farmer's outHouse.

Forever and Ever
BobLoblah

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

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#599351 Feb 10, 2013
Acadia wrote:
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I now have even less respect for atheists. Didn't have much to start with.
If yer say'n I'm atheist, yer dead wrong.
Guess that puts yer ability ta make any rational judgement in question huh? An yer respect go's right along with it.
Sorry 'bout yer luck...sockeye.

“Jon Snow”

Since: Dec 10

The King in the Nor±h

#599352 Feb 10, 2013

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

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#599353 Feb 10, 2013
bothside wrote:
<quoted text>God punished the Jews for what? God punished the Jumpers in the Towers? Why?
I dunno, wonderteacher, but I'm sure yer jist dy'n ta spit sumpth'n out---so go right ahead an start ta puke'n it out!

“The eye has it...”

Since: May 09

Russell's teapot

#599354 Feb 10, 2013
Goober Hull wrote:
this thread is for buttholes !!!! GOOBER IS OUT
Hey, Goob, are you and Gomer still sharing the backroom down at Wally's filln' station?
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Lovington, NM

#599355 Feb 10, 2013
Mylan wrote:
<quoted text>Actually, yes really. All the teachings of Jesus are "borrowed" from older sources, for example from the teachings of Buddha. Many of Jesus teachings are almost word for word identical with some of Buddhas sayings (400 years earlier). There is NO contemporary historical record of ANY kind of Jesus!! No written Roman, Greek or Jewish sources from this time (apart from the gospels) know of any historical Jesus or Christ. We don't even know who the writers of the Gospels were, and don't have the original manuscripts themselves either. We just have later copies of copies of copies of copies … of copies of the assumed lost originals. And with each copy the copyist usually felt free to alter details or rewrite whole parts of the manuscript.(We usually don't trust dubious anonymous sources as evidence for anything, do we?) Only a fool or simpleton would believe anything about this myth named jesus.
Jesus loves you.

“Is that all you've got?”

Since: Jun 10

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#599356 Feb 10, 2013
_BobLoblah_ wrote:
<quoted text>11Feb13.....
.....Yeah....you do dat. You won't be sorry.
Ps:.....BobLoblah jest loves comedy. Go ahead, use ALL da comedy you wanna. BobLoblah will Really & Truly make you 'laugh' yer head off down da road a liddle.
Forever and Ever
BobLoblah
We'll all be laughing when you find out what's under Clem's skirt.
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#599357 Feb 10, 2013
Clementia wrote:
<quoted text>
Oh no, It's snowing again! Why doesn't the snow just stay in Scotland, can't u people even look after your snow, huh?
Hail Mary, full of grace! the Lord is with thee: blessed art
thou amongst women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus,
Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners now and at the
hour of our death. Amen.

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#599358 Feb 10, 2013
Hukt on Fonix wrote:
<quoted text>
It's just a buzzword.
Catcher's a law geek.
I'm a computer geek.
Mac's a gun geek.
You're some kind of a geek.
Embrace your inner geek!
Stipulated in my opening.

Hehehe.

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#599359 Feb 10, 2013
Clementia wrote:
<quoted text>
Do i really have to?
But i like callin' him monkey guy and monkey boy! He reminds me of that monkey person from the PG advert!
Chimps are apes, not monkeys, Clem.

“Is that all you've got?”

Since: Jun 10

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#599360 Feb 10, 2013
Grandpasmurf952 wrote:
<quoted text>
Nobody can prove the reality of GOD to you. This is something that each of us will eventually become aware of as our consciousness evolves.
“Those who know do not speak. Those who speak do not know.”
&#8213; Lao Tzu, Tao Teh Ching
In the Hebrew Scriptures is a simple method for confirming the reality of the OMNIPRESENT GOD:
Psalm 46:10 (New International Version)
"10 He says, "Be still, and know that I am God;
I will be exalted among the nations,
I will be exalted in the earth."
that's all. Be still. Quite the constant chatter of the mind and learn to be observant of all that is around you.
Eventually you will have an experiential truth that can not be put into words. The most that can be said about the experience is this:
GOD is LOVE. WE are ALL ONE WITH GOD, even the unloving!
Hi Grandpa! Um, I thought you were atheist? What's up with the god talk?

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#599361 Feb 10, 2013
Largelanguage wrote:
<quoted text>
Don't know what closeted suggests?
The phrase was "closeted homophobe".

Read that again.

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#599362 Feb 10, 2013
Largelanguage wrote:
<quoted text>
Always being literal because you can't proof your own points. You must be quiet a failure at work.
I wasn't making any point other than that some people read what they want to read, rather than what's written.

Don't feel too bad - everyone does it sometimes. Just not that often.

Since: Jul 09

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#599363 Feb 10, 2013
Largelanguage wrote:
<quoted text>
The apostles each written their books in different times, and didn't copy each other, and didn't share anything, but yet what they say doesn't contradict. It is obvious therefore what they said about Jesus was completely honest and not made up. Does it take a few seconds for you to understand what I am saying? Take your time, small intellect. Even your friend, Aura Mytha, stated you are small intellect.
what are the synoptic gospels, when were they written and what "stories" do the tell?

Since: Jul 09

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#599364 Feb 10, 2013
Largelanguage wrote:
<quoted text>
Can you prove this? Who written the bible then?
that is an excellent question for you.

It appears that you do not know!!

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