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“Spelin 'n' tpyin...”

Since: Feb 08

...are my strong suits!

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Feb 2, 2013
 

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RiversideRedneck wrote:
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I don't know exactly, man.
I just trust in God.
Begging the question >>> What god?
Believe me, I used to be a skeptic. I used to doubt God's existence. I argued many times with my dad about it (he has a masters degree in theology, grandpa had a doctorate).
Sorry to hear that. It's never too late though. Don't give up. We're here to help.
When I trusted my faith more than my instinct, it worked!
It sure did! It messed you up good!
That may sound silly - but it worked for me.
It *is* silly.
I have no doubt in my mind or my heart that God is very much real & He's got my back.
It's *your* god and no one else's... so, of course it's going to have *your* back. It's an ad hoc concept, existing in your mind and your mind alone, partly for just that purpose. That way, when you feel the need express disdain and contempt for others, you get to shift responsibility to the god. You have no authority of your own so you created a higher authority. Your god is a proxy so you don't have to be the bad guy >>> “Don't get angry with me for telling you what Gawd says!”

That's the way I see it.

Give me a reason to not see it that way.

“Spelin 'n' tpyin...”

Since: Feb 08

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RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Lord, I apologize.
Be with the starvin Pygmy in New Guinea.
Yup.

The very least one can do >>> Pray.

The only thing less is to do nothing.

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

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Feb 2, 2013
 
Hukt on Fonix wrote:
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You're not a hillbilly. I like hillbillies. I head to the hills to get away from the mindless rednecks.
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Why? Have I ever called you stupid?
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There's nothing funny about it. Just the opposite. It's quite sad.
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Such as? It's you and yours that call him names (Christ, Messiah, Savior, etc.).
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Just like it's *your* religion and it's *your* Jesus... it's *your* Trek.
They're *your* fantasies.
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No it isn't.
Psst...Listen Hukt...jist 'tween you an me...this "religion" prolem is prolly my own doin ya know...
Don't let this go no further then you an me now....
Member back a few thousand years ago, when we was ordered by the Felteration Commander ta git all these "aminals" on the same track?
Well uh.. I gived HAL the oral dictation fer a order ta have Spock do a mind meld ta the fellers what they was all listn'n ta at the time, an I never proofreaded the 4 part order edict...Seems it printed out "mindmelt" 'stead o' the "d" it was a "t". I still can't bring meself ta tell the "Commander" 'bout it...Jist so ya know...

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Sherlayne wrote:
And just how do you know this person is schizophrenic? You a doctor?
Maybe I am but I doubt that would help you with your attitude. Schizophrenic people have characteristics. Since they share these characteristics it begs the question.

What are you afraid of? <wink, wink>

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Mylan wrote:
<quoted text>Must be a british thing eh?...
What is?

Don't u know what it means, "to take the piss"? You can ask Redneck, i explained it to him.

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RiversideRedneck wrote:
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I like it too.
Just when you're barefoot.
lol
Sorry, Mylan beat u to it!:-p
Dr Shrink

Baltimore, MD

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Mylan wrote:
<quoted text>Maybe I am but I doubt that would help you with your attitude. Schizophrenic people have characteristics. Since they share these characteristics it begs the question.
What are you afraid of? <wink, wink>
now I see you are miising link of rabbit,

good advice to youshave red carrot stick inside of your a...and try to chase this carrot,maybe you can catch from the front side and mising like will be perfect CAROT AND RABBIT CREATION OF MODERN ATHEISM

“ The Lord of delirious minds.”

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Clementia wrote:
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What is?
Don't u know what it means, "to take the piss"? You can ask Redneck, i explained it to him.
Having a piss and taking a piss are totally different to Americans. Sometimes we are having to take a piss, but it doesn't mean on somebody.:)

“The eye has it...”

Since: May 09

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Feb 2, 2013
 
Dr Shrink wrote:
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now I see you are miising link of rabbit,
good advice to youshave red carrot stick inside of your a...and try to chase this carrot,maybe you can catch from the front side and mising like will be perfect CAROT AND RABBIT CREATION OF MODERN ATHEISM
http://bit.ly/tDx1oK

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Aura Mytha wrote:
<quoted text> Having a piss and taking a piss are totally different to Americans. Sometimes we are having to take a piss, but it doesn't mean on somebody.:)
U Americans........!

:-)

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Mylan wrote:
<quoted text>Maybe I am but I doubt that would help you with your attitude. Schizophrenic people have characteristics. Since they share these characteristics it begs the question.
What are you afraid of? <wink, wink>
I'm afraid of you, but don't tell anyone :)

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

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#597423
Feb 2, 2013
 
Clementia wrote:
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U Americans........!
:-)
Still can't tell the difference between "pissed" and "pissed off".

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#597424
Feb 2, 2013
 
Sherlayne wrote:
I'm afraid of you, but don't tell anyone :)
Boo!

“Don't be so dichotomous.”

Since: Jan 11

Embrace the grey.

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Do they make sneeze guards for low cut dresses?

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

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Feb 2, 2013
 
Tide with Beach wrote:
Do they make sneeze guards for low cut dresses?
Ya, they do. Ther called "puppy Pads".

“ The Lord of delirious minds.”

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Sherlayne wrote:
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And just how do you know this person is schizophrenic? You a doctor?
No but we can play Doctor if you want, I have a stethoscope to listen to rhythm of your heart with, and two eyes to see how you react to the proper stimulus. We can start out with low lights and music , assorted flavors of alcoholic beverages, and go from there.
Shall I pick you about 10ish? Or should I send my limousine to get you?
oracletheoracle

Somerdale, NJ

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#597428
Feb 2, 2013
 
I blackmale God.. because i know how the certain prophecies that he has no choice but to go by ..
oracletheoracle

Somerdale, NJ

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#597429
Feb 2, 2013
 
I blackmale god into doing my bidding.. of course he's real..
oracletheoracle

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Feb 2, 2013
 
I"m better than you all because I learned how to black male god..

“ The Lord of delirious minds.”

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oracletheoracle wrote:
I"m better than you all because I learned how to black male god..
You can do that to your imaginary friends. Black male or not.

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