“Spelin 'n' tpyin...”

Since: Feb 08

...are my strong suits!

#597410 Feb 2, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
<quoted text>You can call me a hillbilly.
You're not a hillbilly. I like hillbillies. I head to the hills to get away from the mindless rednecks.
Call me stupid.
Why? Have I ever called you stupid?
Make fun of my religion.
There's nothing funny about it. Just the opposite. It's quite sad.
Even call Jesus names.
Such as? It's you and yours that call him names (Christ, Messiah, Savior, etc.).
But DO NOT f_ck my my Trek!
Just like it's *your* religion and it's *your* Jesus... it's *your* Trek.

They're *your* fantasies.
As the Klingon proverb says: Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam.
No it isn't.

“Spelin 'n' tpyin...”

Since: Feb 08

...are my strong suits!

#597411 Feb 2, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
<quoted text>
I don't know exactly, man.
I just trust in God.
Begging the question >>> What god?
Believe me, I used to be a skeptic. I used to doubt God's existence. I argued many times with my dad about it (he has a masters degree in theology, grandpa had a doctorate).
Sorry to hear that. It's never too late though. Don't give up. We're here to help.
When I trusted my faith more than my instinct, it worked!
It sure did! It messed you up good!
That may sound silly - but it worked for me.
It *is* silly.
I have no doubt in my mind or my heart that God is very much real & He's got my back.
It's *your* god and no one else's... so, of course it's going to have *your* back. It's an ad hoc concept, existing in your mind and your mind alone, partly for just that purpose. That way, when you feel the need express disdain and contempt for others, you get to shift responsibility to the god. You have no authority of your own so you created a higher authority. Your god is a proxy so you don't have to be the bad guy >>> “Don't get angry with me for telling you what Gawd says!”

That's the way I see it.

Give me a reason to not see it that way.

“Spelin 'n' tpyin...”

Since: Feb 08

...are my strong suits!

#597412 Feb 2, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
<quoted text>
Lord, I apologize.
Be with the starvin Pygmy in New Guinea.
Yup.

The very least one can do >>> Pray.

The only thing less is to do nothing.

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

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#597413 Feb 2, 2013
Hukt on Fonix wrote:
<quoted text>
You're not a hillbilly. I like hillbillies. I head to the hills to get away from the mindless rednecks.
<quoted text>
Why? Have I ever called you stupid?
<quoted text>
There's nothing funny about it. Just the opposite. It's quite sad.
<quoted text>
Such as? It's you and yours that call him names (Christ, Messiah, Savior, etc.).
<quoted text>
Just like it's *your* religion and it's *your* Jesus... it's *your* Trek.
They're *your* fantasies.
<quoted text>
No it isn't.
Psst...Listen Hukt...jist 'tween you an me...this "religion" prolem is prolly my own doin ya know...
Don't let this go no further then you an me now....
Member back a few thousand years ago, when we was ordered by the Felteration Commander ta git all these "aminals" on the same track?
Well uh.. I gived HAL the oral dictation fer a order ta have Spock do a mind meld ta the fellers what they was all listn'n ta at the time, an I never proofreaded the 4 part order edict...Seems it printed out "mindmelt" 'stead o' the "d" it was a "t". I still can't bring meself ta tell the "Commander" 'bout it...Jist so ya know...

Since: Dec 12

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#597414 Feb 2, 2013
Sherlayne wrote:
And just how do you know this person is schizophrenic? You a doctor?
Maybe I am but I doubt that would help you with your attitude. Schizophrenic people have characteristics. Since they share these characteristics it begs the question.

What are you afraid of? <wink, wink>

Since: Oct 12

Location hidden

#597415 Feb 2, 2013
Mylan wrote:
<quoted text>Must be a british thing eh?...
What is?

Don't u know what it means, "to take the piss"? You can ask Redneck, i explained it to him.

Since: Oct 12

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#597416 Feb 2, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
<quoted text>
I like it too.
Just when you're barefoot.
lol
Sorry, Mylan beat u to it!:-p
Dr Shrink

Baltimore, MD

#597417 Feb 2, 2013
Mylan wrote:
<quoted text>Maybe I am but I doubt that would help you with your attitude. Schizophrenic people have characteristics. Since they share these characteristics it begs the question.
What are you afraid of? <wink, wink>
now I see you are miising link of rabbit,

good advice to youshave red carrot stick inside of your a...and try to chase this carrot,maybe you can catch from the front side and mising like will be perfect CAROT AND RABBIT CREATION OF MODERN ATHEISM

“Move into the light.”

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#597418 Feb 2, 2013
Clementia wrote:
<quoted text>
What is?
Don't u know what it means, "to take the piss"? You can ask Redneck, i explained it to him.
Having a piss and taking a piss are totally different to Americans. Sometimes we are having to take a piss, but it doesn't mean on somebody.:)

“The eye has it...”

Since: May 09

Russell's Teapot

#597419 Feb 2, 2013
Dr Shrink wrote:
<quoted text>
now I see you are miising link of rabbit,
good advice to youshave red carrot stick inside of your a...and try to chase this carrot,maybe you can catch from the front side and mising like will be perfect CAROT AND RABBIT CREATION OF MODERN ATHEISM
http://bit.ly/tDx1oK

Since: Oct 12

Location hidden

#597421 Feb 2, 2013
Aura Mytha wrote:
<quoted text> Having a piss and taking a piss are totally different to Americans. Sometimes we are having to take a piss, but it doesn't mean on somebody.:)
U Americans........!

:-)

“The Black Mermaid”

Since: Aug 11

Location hidden

#597422 Feb 2, 2013
Mylan wrote:
<quoted text>Maybe I am but I doubt that would help you with your attitude. Schizophrenic people have characteristics. Since they share these characteristics it begs the question.
What are you afraid of? <wink, wink>
I'm afraid of you, but don't tell anyone :)

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#597423 Feb 2, 2013
Clementia wrote:
<quoted text>
U Americans........!
:-)
Still can't tell the difference between "pissed" and "pissed off".

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#597424 Feb 2, 2013
Sherlayne wrote:
I'm afraid of you, but don't tell anyone :)
Boo!

“What's left to defend?”

Since: Jan 11

Freedom

#597425 Feb 2, 2013
Do they make sneeze guards for low cut dresses?

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#597426 Feb 2, 2013
Tide with Beach wrote:
Do they make sneeze guards for low cut dresses?
Ya, they do. Ther called "puppy Pads".

“Move into the light.”

Since: Dec 10

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#597427 Feb 2, 2013
Sherlayne wrote:
<quoted text>
And just how do you know this person is schizophrenic? You a doctor?
No but we can play Doctor if you want, I have a stethoscope to listen to rhythm of your heart with, and two eyes to see how you react to the proper stimulus. We can start out with low lights and music , assorted flavors of alcoholic beverages, and go from there.
Shall I pick you about 10ish? Or should I send my limousine to get you?
oracletheoracle

Runnemede, NJ

#597428 Feb 2, 2013
I blackmale God.. because i know how the certain prophecies that he has no choice but to go by ..
oracletheoracle

Runnemede, NJ

#597429 Feb 2, 2013
I blackmale god into doing my bidding.. of course he's real..
oracletheoracle

Runnemede, NJ

#597430 Feb 2, 2013
I"m better than you all because I learned how to black male god..

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