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A theist was seated next to an atheist on the airplane when the theist turned to the atheist and said, "Let's talk."
"I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The atheist, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the theist, "What would you like to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know", said the sly theist. "How about god?"
Amused, the atheist replied. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first, A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
The theist thinks about it, and seeing an opportunity to steer the conversation back to god, says, "Hmmm, I have no idea, but I am sure god had a reason for making it so."
To which the atheist replies: "Do you really feel qualified to discuss the concept of god(s) when you don't know shit?"