Prove there's a god.

RiversideRedneck

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#596229 Jan 30, 2013
Mylan wrote:
<quoted text>Billions of children believe in Santa Clause.
Yes but they don't worship Santa.

Try again?

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#596230 Jan 30, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
If you talk shit on Bugs Bunny, I'll have your ass!
Don'r worry, Bugs Bunny at least serves a useful purpose.

RiversideRedneck

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#596231 Jan 30, 2013
OCB wrote:
<quoted text>But you never make jokes about CHRISTIANS, RR- why is that?
Go tell your mother to her face that she is DUMB. I dare you.
However, you may be right; that would certainly explain a lot about you and add extra credibility to the saying that the fruit doesn't fall far from the tree.....
Eh? You JUST commented on the "coming of The Lord" joke. Maybe one hour ago.

You're a friggin loony bin.

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#596232 Jan 30, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
Do you think hypothesis = verified?
No I think quantum mechanics = verified.

Besides, there's more evidence for that than your bibull....

Ohh... need a bandaid?

RiversideRedneck

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#596233 Jan 30, 2013
Mylan wrote:
Why would "god" want a bunch of fools to cherish him?
.
He doesn't.

That's why He leaves atheists alone.

Since: Jan 13

Kuwait, Kuwait

#596234 Jan 30, 2013
Mylan wrote:
<quoted text>It has been tested. It is very similar to sea water. Mystery solved.
that does not solve its endlessnless, as u know the entire world's fresh water supply is 2.6% iirc. correct me if I'm wrong anyway this is eternal which in a way defies that.

RiversideRedneck

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#596235 Jan 30, 2013
Mylan wrote:
<quoted text>Well that's 3 more than agree with you....
Sorry, young lady. I've got over 2 billion agreeing with me. And that number's rising :)

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#596236 Jan 30, 2013
OCB wrote:
<quoted text>But you never make jokes about CHRISTIANS, RR- why is that?
Speaking of...

A theist was seated next to an atheist on the airplane when the theist turned to the atheist and said, "Let's talk."

"I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The atheist, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the theist, "What would you like to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know", said the sly theist. "How about god?"

Amused, the atheist replied. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first, A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

The theist thinks about it, and seeing an opportunity to steer the conversation back to god, says, "Hmmm, I have no idea, but I am sure god had a reason for making it so."

To which the atheist replies: "Do you really feel qualified to discuss the concept of god(s) when you don't know shit?"

OCB

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Since: Apr 12

Orlando but NYC born & raised

#596237 Jan 30, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
<quoted text>
Why should it matter what the "minority" is?
Since you liberals insist in labeling EVERYTHING, then beanie wearers should have special rights since only the minority of people wear beanies.
Retard
STFU, TARD. First learn that the sky is NOT blue and WHY.....

And about minorities- not MY problem you don't know the difference between EQUAL rights and SPECIAL rights any more than it's MY problem that you don't know the sky is NOT really blue.

I'm STILL laughing over you actually thinking the sky is really blue- that is truly hilarious!

And because I'm a woman, I'M dumb, huh- says someone who may very well be the STUPIDEST and DUMBEST man I have ever come across; then again, you're not much of a man......

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#596238 Jan 30, 2013
p-o-p quiz wrote:
Why are Christians so often racist and xenophobic?
Because their priest set such good examples.

http://api.ning.com/files/sA *DiIfOvlEwfOSFb2y*4CydPpijq9UP 9VNa8XhlTOuIcKwD3B-iXcnBpbBBMj glrvFne9O7m-sAtfFnWhf1HHSpDv*K EAux/affair.jpg

Since: Jan 13

Kuwait, Kuwait

#596239 Jan 30, 2013
Mylan wrote:
<quoted text>There is nothing to explain.
If u do not want to then simply u fail to come up with an explanation, as I was confused and u did not explain therefore u do not wish to go on any further..

OCB

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Since: Apr 12

Orlando but NYC born & raised

#596240 Jan 30, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
<quoted text>
Eh? You JUST commented on the "coming of The Lord" joke. Maybe one hour ago.
You're a friggin loony bin.
That isn't directed toward CHRISTIANS specifically, you MORON- nor was it making sport or fun of CHRISTIANS.

You ARE a friggin IDIOT to the nth degree times GAZILLION.

RiversideRedneck

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#596241 Jan 30, 2013
Mylan wrote:
<quoted text>No I think quantum mechanics = verified.
Besides, there's more evidence for that than your bibull....
Ohh... need a bandaid?
Yes, I need a bandaid to shield my eyes from your idiocy.

Please show some evidence that there's a multiverse.

Or stfu.

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#596242 Jan 30, 2013
Victor Belmont wrote:
<quoted text>
that does not solve its endlessnless, as u know the entire world's fresh water supply is 2.6% iirc. correct me if I'm wrong anyway this is eternal which in a way defies that.
Adjective: eternal
1. Continuing forever or indefinitely
2. Tiresomely long; seemingly without end

Synonyms:

aeonian
ageless
endless
eonian
everlasting
interminable
perpetual
unceasing
unending

WordWeb Pro 6.0

The water well isn't eternal.

OCB

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Orlando but NYC born & raised

#596243 Jan 30, 2013
scaritual wrote:
<quoted text>
Speaking of...
A theist was seated next to an atheist on the airplane when the theist turned to the atheist and said, "Let's talk."
"I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The atheist, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the theist, "What would you like to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know", said the sly theist. "How about god?"
Amused, the atheist replied. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first, A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
The theist thinks about it, and seeing an opportunity to steer the conversation back to god, says, "Hmmm, I have no idea, but I am sure god had a reason for making it so."
To which the atheist replies: "Do you really feel qualified to discuss the concept of god(s) when you don't know shit?"
LITERALLY laughing out loud- that is GREAT!

Thanks!

RiversideRedneck

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#596244 Jan 30, 2013
scaritual wrote:
<quoted text>
Speaking of...
A theist was seated next to an atheist on the airplane when the theist turned to the atheist and said, "Let's talk."
"I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The atheist, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the theist, "What would you like to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know", said the sly theist. "How about god?"
Amused, the atheist replied. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first, A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
The theist thinks about it, and seeing an opportunity to steer the conversation back to god, says, "Hmmm, I have no idea, but I am sure god had a reason for making it so."
To which the atheist replies: "Do you really feel qualified to discuss the concept of god(s) when you don't know shit?"
LMAO!

OCB

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Orlando but NYC born & raised

#596245 Jan 30, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
<quoted text>
Sorry, young lady. I've got over 2 billion agreeing with me. And that number's rising :)
Yeah- you probably have well over 2 billion IDIOTS agreeing with you that the sky is blue, too.

Guess what? You're ALL wrong.

Not ALWAYS safety in numbers, RR, though weak little follower, lemming and sheep that you are has deluded yourself into thinking so.

OCB

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Since: Apr 12

Orlando but NYC born & raised

#596246 Jan 30, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
<quoted text>
Yes but they don't worship Santa.
Try again?
BULL. PLENTY of little children worship Santa Claus and it can safely be said they even PRAY to him.

OCB

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Since: Apr 12

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#596247 Jan 30, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
<quoted text>
Please try.
Look who's talking. The MORON who actually thinks the sky IS blue because it APPEARS/LOOKS blue.

Speaking of trying, such idiocy and ignorance as you constantly display here is incredibly trying.

RiversideRedneck

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#596248 Jan 30, 2013
scaritual wrote:
<quoted text>
Speaking of...
A theist was seated next to an atheist on the airplane when the theist turned to the atheist and said, "Let's talk."
"I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The atheist, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the theist, "What would you like to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know", said the sly theist. "How about god?"
Amused, the atheist replied. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first, A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
The theist thinks about it, and seeing an opportunity to steer the conversation back to god, says, "Hmmm, I have no idea, but I am sure god had a reason for making it so."
To which the atheist replies: "Do you really feel qualified to discuss the concept of god(s) when you don't know shit?"
A young woman teacher with obvious liberal tendencies explains to her class of small children that she is an atheist. She asks her class if they are atheists too. Not really knowing what atheism is but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks.

There is, however, one exception. A beautiful girl named Lucy has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.

"Because I'm not an atheist."

"Then", asks the teacher, "What are you?"

"I'm a Christian."

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Lucy why she is a Christian.

"Well, I was brought up knowing and loving Jesus. My mom is a Christian, and my dad is a Christian, so I am a Christian."

The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason, she says loudly."

The teacher asks, "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"

She paused, and smiled. Then, says Lucy, "I'd be an atheist."

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