Prove there's a god.

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#595832 Jan 29, 2013
Victor Belmont wrote:
What is Chritianity? oh a religion that believe God gives birth...Why not call Him Mother?
Top Ten Signs that You're a Christian

10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of your god.

9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from lesser life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.

8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Trinity god.

7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" -- including women, children, and trees!

6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.

5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loop-holes in the scientifically established age of the Earth (4.55 billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by pre-historic tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that the Earth is a couple of generations old.

4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects -- will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet you consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving".

3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to prove Christianity.

2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.

1 - You actually know a lot less than many Atheists and Agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history -- but still call yourself a Christian.

“ad victoriam”

Since: Dec 10

arte et marte

#595833 Jan 29, 2013
barb wrote:
My error... typed the bible does not say..........when in fact The bible says: to enter the kingdom of heaven, you must believe that Jesus is the son of God. Who died for you sins and rose on the third day so that you may have eternal life.
sorry for the typo.. choose wisely.

You have a talking bible? scary

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

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#595834 Jan 29, 2013
nanoanomaly wrote:
<quoted text>Only the ones that hurt other people.
Aaah. Intent. Gotta agree with that too.

Since: Dec 12

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#595836 Jan 29, 2013
Victor Belmont wrote:
ok then we do not know who is the creater of the multiverse
If "god" created everything then it would have to be god. If god didn't create it then that would make god look impotent.

Since: Dec 12

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#595837 Jan 29, 2013
River Tam wrote:
Thou shalt not take showers with males.
It could lead to coveting.
I don't think priest have heard of that one.

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#595838 Jan 29, 2013
Aura Mytha wrote:
You have a talking bible? scary
They're always trying to sell them on QVC.

Since: Jan 13

Kuwait, Kuwait

#595839 Jan 29, 2013
Mylan wrote:
<quoted text>
Top Ten Signs that You're a Christian
10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of your god.
Outraged? no just disappointed to see another lost man
Mylan wrote:
<quoted text>9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from lesser life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.
Ditto for #10
Mylan wrote:
<quoted text>8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Trinity god.
Wrong I believe in 1 God only
Mylan wrote:
<quoted text>7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" -- including women, children, and trees!
Again I'm not a christian...
Mylan wrote:
<quoted text>6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.
Same as #6 and #8
Mylan wrote:
<quoted text>5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loop-holes in the scientifically established age of the Earth (4.55 billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by pre-historic tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that the Earth is a couple of generations old.
We do not look at dates like the bible..
Mylan wrote:
<quoted text>4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects -- will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet you consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving".
False. I've already talked about that a lot before, plus we do not believe in a man suffering in hell for eternity.
Mylan wrote:
<quoted text>3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to prove Christianity
....I'm a muslim
Mylan wrote:
<quoted text>2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.
False my religion does not hold such a thing
Mylan wrote:
<quoted text>1 - You actually know a lot less than many Atheists and Agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history -- but still call yourself a Christian.
...No Comment.

Since: Jan 13

Kuwait, Kuwait

#595840 Jan 29, 2013
Mylan wrote:
<quoted text>If "god" created everything then it would have to be god. If god didn't create it then that would make god look impotent.
What??? o_O

Yes God created everything...if god did not then God is impotent correct. Have u suddenly believed in God?

“I never claimed to be Perfect”

Since: Nov 10

just better than yesterday

#595841 Jan 29, 2013
nanoanomaly wrote:
<quoted text>Liar!
FYI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =VPtkExITE1wXX
My kitteh is not fluffy.
:) Yowza!

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#595842 Jan 29, 2013
Victor Belmont wrote:
I'm not a christian..
I know. Those were in regards to whom you posted to.

Since: Dec 12

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#595843 Jan 29, 2013
Victor Belmont wrote:
Have u suddenly believed in God?
God can mean many things. Would an ant not consider a man a god?

“ad victoriam”

Since: Dec 10

arte et marte

#595844 Jan 29, 2013
Mylan wrote:
<quoted text>God can mean many things. Would an ant not consider a man a god?

Doubtful , too stupid....but on the other hand, your smarter pets most probably do. At least on a personal basis. AKA: your dog thinks you're god, but the mailman is the devil.

Since: Jan 13

Kuwait, Kuwait

#595845 Jan 29, 2013
No, if ant did ant would worship man, moreover in our religion we believe that ants and all other creatures worship god even trees. Day and not they pray endlessly so as the sea and rocks.

Since: Jan 13

Kuwait, Kuwait

#595846 Jan 29, 2013
that was a reply for Mylan

Since: Jan 13

Kuwait, Kuwait

#595847 Jan 29, 2013
Mylan wrote:
<quoted text>I know. Those were in regards to whom you posted to.
What u mean for redneck? I'm confused.

“I Am No One Else”

Since: Apr 12

Seattle

#595848 Jan 29, 2013
Victor Belmont wrote:
No, if ant did ant would worship man, moreover in our religion we believe that ants and all other creatures worship god even trees. Day and not they pray endlessly so as the sea and rocks.
Where is your evidence to support this belief?

Since: Jan 13

Kuwait, Kuwait

#595849 Jan 29, 2013
KittenKoder wrote:
<quoted text>
Where is your evidence to support this belief?
My evidence is the quran, which u disapprove of its legitimacy. Therefore we cannot discuss this manner

“ad victoriam”

Since: Dec 10

arte et marte

#595850 Jan 29, 2013
KittenKoder wrote:
<quoted text>
Where is your evidence to support this belief?
He saw a tree , it was evidence of god ......to him.

“I Am No One Else”

Since: Apr 12

Seattle

#595851 Jan 29, 2013
Victor Belmont wrote:
<quoted text>
My evidence is the quran, which u disapprove of its legitimacy. Therefore we cannot discuss this manner
So you have no evidence at all.

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#595852 Jan 29, 2013
Victor Belmont wrote:
What u mean for redneck?
Yes.

I'm confused.
I know. Most religious people are.

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