Prove there's a god.

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

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#595293 Jan 28, 2013
Hukt on Fonix wrote:
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This dog's watch be over, Cap'm.
Ah'm goin' before the mast.
G'night Sir.
Arrr!
Aye! The morn'll bring a new breath ta fill the biller tight mate!

Since: Oct 10

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#595294 Jan 28, 2013
Black Thunder 42 wrote:
<quoted text> That's jist istan-bull.
I din't chart ta course Capn.

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

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#595295 Jan 28, 2013
River Tam wrote:
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I din't chart ta course Capn.
We'er gonna haft'a confisicate yer sextant agin ain't we? Jist what WAS ya do'n up ther in the crows nest then?

“What's left to defend?”

Since: Jan 11

Freedom

#595296 Jan 28, 2013
Sumbody done turned da map downside up.

Sails be set fer weeks catchin' winds to parts unknown.

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

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#595297 Jan 28, 2013
I'm off ta climb inta the iron maiden fer 'nother joust. .

Since: Oct 10

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#595298 Jan 28, 2013
Black Thunder 42 wrote:
<quoted text> We'er gonna haft'a confisicate yer sextant agin ain't we? Jist what WAS ya do'n up ther in the crows nest then?
Twas me that employed the bar wench? She walked too many planks and need ta splntrs removed. Saltwater is our friend.
eternalrock

Denver, CO

#595299 Jan 28, 2013
jew = beak mouth

Since: Jan 13

Englewood, CO

#595300 Jan 28, 2013
You want proof of god? Just look around you!

Since: Oct 10

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#595301 Jan 28, 2013
partellam wrote:
You want proof of god? Just look around you!
Regan looks around.

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#595303 Jan 29, 2013
partellam wrote:
You want proof of god? Just look around you!
That particular irrelevant non-sequitur has been presented before.

“I Am No One Else”

Since: Apr 12

Seattle

#595304 Jan 29, 2013
partellam wrote:
You want proof of god? Just look around you!
So you have no evidence. Next time just say that.

“The eye has it...”

Since: May 09

Russell's Teapot

#595305 Jan 29, 2013
eternalrock wrote:
jew = beak mouth
....

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Dave?
Pat

Granby, CT

#595307 Jan 29, 2013
Victor Belmont wrote:
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Don't Call the qur'an a "bible" for they do not compare at all, while you have not even read it..I read the bibly so many contradictions such as the verse of the explanation that the world is round, if you follow the exact decription, you would not get a spherical shape, you'd get a c-d shape. Others are so many disgusting filth and incest, I'm not sure if this was the torah or bible; that the prophet Lot commits incestuous acts. Another prophet; Hud, who at times of war saw a female's naked body just after she has taken a bath across his window, he got infatuated and amorous. He then sent off her husband at war and later after her husbands death he married her. nice!! Absolutely brilliant...
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim Terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
LETS HAVE A LOOK AT THE EVIDENCE:
- NO TELEVISION
- NO NUDE WOMEN
- NO FOOTBALL
- NO PORK CHOPS
- NO HOT DOGS
- NO BURGERS
- NO BEER
- NO BACON
- RAGS FOR CLOTHES
- TOWELS FOR HATS
- CONSTANT WAILING FROM SOME IDIOT IN A TOWER
- MORE THAN ONE WIFE
- MORE THAN ONE MOTHER IN LAW
- YOU CAN'T SHAVE
- YOUR WIFE CAN'T SHAVE
- YOU CAN'T WASH OFF THE SMELL OF DONKEY
- YOU COOK OVER BURNING CAMEL SHIT
- YOUR WIFE IS PICKED BY SOMEONE ELSE FOR YOU
- AND YOUR WIFE SMELLS WORSE THAN YOUR DONKEY
- THEN THEY TELL YOU THAT "WHEN YOU DIE, IT ALL GETS BETTER"??
WELL NO SHIT SHERLOCK!.... IT'S NOT LIKE IT COULD GET MUCH WORSE
THE MUSLIMS ARE NOT HAPPY!
They're not happy in Gaza .. They're not happy in Egypt ..
They're not happy in Libya .. They're not happy in Morocco ..
They're not happy in Iran .. They're not happy in Iraq ..
They're not happy in Yemen .. They're not happy in Afghanistan ..
They're not happy in Pakistan .. They're not happy in Syria .. They're not happy in Lebanon ..
SO, WHERE ARE THEY HAPPY?
They're happy in Australia .. They're happy in Canada .
They're happy in England .. They're happy in France ..
They're happy in Italy .. They're happy in Germany ..
They're happy in Sweden .. They're happy in the USA ..
They're happy in Norway .. They're happy in Holland .. They're happy in Denmark .
Basically, they're happy in every country that is not Muslim and unhappy in every country that is.
AND WHO DO THEY BLAME?
Not Islam... Not their leadership... Not themselves.
THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN!
AND THEN; They want to change those countries to be like....
THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY!
How dumb can you possibly be?

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

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#595308 Jan 29, 2013
Mylan wrote:
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They only told you that because they didn't want to hurt your feelings.
Lol, there's nothing you could teach me in that arena.

Who's "they"?

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

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#595309 Jan 29, 2013
Mylan wrote:
<quoted text>God bless religion eh?
It needs it.

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

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#595310 Jan 29, 2013
Hukt on Fonix wrote:
What's dogmatic about a process that updates itself as new information is gleaned?
Dogmatic: Adjective
Inclined to lay down principles as incontrovertibly true.

Science dies that a lot, then realizes its errors & creates a new dogma.

Science once taught that the Milky Way was the galaxy. Then realized it was wrong & started teaching new "knowledge".

Science once taught that the best way to beat a cold is a good bleeding......

Science once taught that the universe is infinite, then finite, then back to infinite.

Etc etc etc

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

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#595311 Jan 29, 2013
River Tam wrote:
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Atheists do not blame gods. Atheists have no belief in gods.
Until you're clear on that, I'll keep reminding you. Baby steps. You'll get it one day.
HA HA HA !!!!

Then tell them to quit blaming God for sick children....

Then I'll believe you.

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

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#595312 Jan 29, 2013
Hukt on Fonix wrote:
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Not when it disagrees with your religion.
Or actually, when your religion disagrees with science.
B'cuz... that's how it usually goes down. Your religion sticks its nose into areas where it really isn't applicable.
Science has not & does not refute my religion.

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

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#595313 Jan 29, 2013
Hukt on Fonix wrote:
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Is that supposed to dispute what was said to begin with?
It doesn't.
Yes it does. Unless you ignored the part where I said most people aren't scientists & can't understand the complex math behind it.

Those people don't understand the science, they just blindly follow what they've heard to be true.

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

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#595314 Jan 29, 2013
Victor Belmont wrote:
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You have failed to answer me. I said If they were christians, would u eat your ass? simple question yes or no.
No, I would not eat my ass.

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