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<quoted text> well now...good question...Never been fortunate enough ta try that one.
I gotta boat!

We (meaning you) could try.

<a few hours later>

Hold this rope and give it a good tug or two if ya need help... otherwise, I"ll assume you're doing fine.

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Hukt on Fonix wrote:
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I gotta boat!
We (meaning you) could try.
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Hold this rope and give it a good tug or two if ya need help... otherwise, I"ll assume you're doing fine.
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Hahahahah!

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macumazahn wrote:
<quoted text>I have, not without difficulty, abstained from the argument _qua_ argument.
I've been trying to add a little light without increasing the level of heat - there are a number of misunderstandings out there.
Hiya, Hukt.
I'll bet.

You're an instructor, right?

My only quip with guns... and it ain't nothing but a personal gripe... and it ain't really with guns, but rather with people with guns... is that all the azzholes 'round here act like a person has no business being out in the forest during hunting season without one.

On more than one occasion, I've been *asked* to leave.

We've got some "characters" in these hills.

Guess I'm one of 'em.

Howdy, Mac!

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Jan 16, 2013
 
Hey all ya heathens. Just doin a drunken drive by. Here's something I thought you all might like... especially Yellodog.

http://www.youtube.com/watch...

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Hukt on Fonix wrote:
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How 'bout beer?
TASTE GREAT!
LESS FILLING!
TASTE GREAT!
LESS...

It would be better than insidious ranting about the 2nd and why I should be allowed to own a AS-50 with a 30 round clip to go squirrel hunting with.
What can I say? I guess I just like too. heheheh

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Black Thunder 42 wrote:
<quoted text>Misunderstandings?
Downright -flat out ignorance.
Well, some of that, too.

I'm just trying to keep the record a bit straighter.

For the moment.

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Hukt on Fonix wrote:
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I'll bet.
You're an instructor, right?
My only quip with guns... and it ain't nothing but a personal gripe... and it ain't really with guns, but rather with people with guns... is that all the azzholes 'round here act like a person has no business being out in the forest during hunting season without one.
On more than one occasion, I've been *asked* to leave.
We've got some "characters" in these hills.
Guess I'm one of 'em.
Howdy, Mac!
Hehehe.

Yah, you'll get those.

I urge blaze orange - and don't even leave the house on opening day!

In the hunters' defense, there are an awful lot of PETA-type nutters out there who'll try to disrupt hunts - there was one group in PA a few years back who wanted their members to go into the woods wearing suede jackets.

Couple of 'em were arrested for their own protection...

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Jan 16, 2013
 
And I was an instructor, yes, for quite a few years.

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I wanna ban talking about guns.

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Jan 16, 2013
 
Hukt on Fonix wrote:
I wanna ban talking about guns.
There are threads for that.

I agree.

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Black Thunder 42 wrote:
<quoted text>Hahahahah!
Oh... one more thing.

I'm broke.

BYOB.

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I wanna ban talking about guns.
Lets talk about the banana fallacy, I think it might be right. It disproves evilution , you have to admit it sounds like a solid slam dunk case, lets see how it goes. God designed the banana
for people to eat because.....

The banana is shaped to fit into the human hand.
It comes with a protective, non-slip surface to hold.
It is curved towards the face for ease of consumption and fits perfectly in the pie hole.
There is a "pull tab" at the top for easy access.
It has a simple color code to show ripeness: Green; too early. Yellow; just right. Black; too late.

Whatcha think? Disproves evilution doesn't it?
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#589761
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It aint necessarily so wrote:
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Are you shaking the Scary Chicken On The Stick With Jingly Bells at me? Am I expected to swoon in fear? "Arise, Chicken! Arise"
The Scary Chicken is pretty useless here. You've already gleaned all of the low-lying fruit that you're gong to with that vapid threat. If you want to recruit more Christians with the Scary Chicken, you'd be better off selling it day cares and pre-schools.
Of course I'll enjoy my life. And yeah, diddums to your god, whatever that is.
Ha!!Ha!! Fair 'nuff, IANS.

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Hukt on Fonix wrote:
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Oh... one more thing.
I'm broke.
BYOB.
Gallons 'er cubits?

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macumazahn wrote:
<quoted text>Hehehe.
Yah, you'll get those.
I urge blaze orange - and don't even leave the house on opening day!
In the hunters' defense, there are an awful lot of PETA-type nutters out there who'll try to disrupt hunts - there was one group in PA a few years back who wanted their members to go into the woods wearing suede jackets.
Couple of 'em were arrested for their own protection...
Yes sir... blaze orange for me and the dog. Also, stay on the trail... no bushwhacking.

I'm a softhearted animal freak. On that note, I'd rather see a wild and free dear get shot by a hunter... than to have livestock, some of which never even get to walk or see the sun, die in a slaughterhouse after what has to be a thoroughly miserable existence.

Not that I expect anything to change... just making the comparison.

PETA's bullshit!
http://www.youtube.com/watch...

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Jan 16, 2013
 
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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I never said we need more guns.
I said I want a gun.
I thought you were implying that the best way to reduce violent crime in our country would be to increase the number of gun owners. If you weren't, my mistake. If you were, that's stupid.

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Aura Mytha wrote:
<quoted text> Lets talk about the banana fallacy, I think it might be right. It disproves evilution , you have to admit it sounds like a solid slam dunk case, lets see how it goes. God designed the banana
for people to eat because.....
The banana is shaped to fit into the human hand.
It comes with a protective, non-slip surface to hold.
It is curved towards the face for ease of consumption and fits perfectly in the pie hole.
There is a "pull tab" at the top for easy access.
It has a simple color code to show ripeness: Green; too early. Yellow; just right. Black; too late.
Whatcha think? Disproves evilution doesn't it?
Oh GOD!

Somebody... bring me a gun.

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Black Thunder 42 wrote:
<quoted text>Gallons 'er cubits?
Petaliters?

I really dunno... but, you're gonna have to visit more than one liquor store.

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Aura Mytha wrote:
<quoted text> Lets talk about the banana fallacy, I think it might be right. It disproves evilution , you have to admit it sounds like a solid slam dunk case, lets see how it goes. God designed the banana
for people to eat because.....
The banana is shaped to fit into the human hand.
It comes with a protective, non-slip surface to hold.
It is curved towards the face for ease of consumption and fits perfectly in the pie hole.
There is a "pull tab" at the top for easy access.
It has a simple color code to show ripeness: Green; too early. Yellow; just right. Black; too late.
Whatcha think? Disproves evilution doesn't it?
Ever seen this (particular episode)?

http://www.youtube.com/watch...

@ 2:30 the caller uses the banana argument.

I love MD's response.

Also, believe it or not... the caller left Christianity. She was a guest in a later episode.

There is hope.

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Jan 17, 2013
 
Hukt on Fonix wrote:
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Petaliters?
I really dunno... but, you're gonna have to visit more than one liquor store.
Heh heh heh...

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