I wonder if a person would have to dive (swim, generally in a downward direction) to the bottom of an ocean of alcohol?<quoted text>
Jack of Diamonds, Jack of Diamonds. If the ocean was whiskey and I was a duck, I'd dive to the bottom and never come up. Whiskey rye whiskey, whiskey I cry. If I don't get Rye Whiskey I surely will die. Some versions of the lyrics are different than that, but I have had a record for a long time with that song on it.
Got sumpthun to do with specific gravity, buoyancy, etc.
Alcohol's lighter than water.
A person might sink down yonder like a stone and not able to get back up!
Why bother being a duck?