Since: Oct 12

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#587530 Jan 13, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
<quoted text>
Wait a damn minute!!
.....
I can't put my hands up AnD have them behind my back.....
The girls father dies and he promises him that he'll stay away from her but at the end he breaks his promise, I was like, OMG, U TRAITOR!!

LOL, i thought that, too, but then I thought put them up first then behind!!

Since: Dec 12

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#587531 Jan 13, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Real butter...
White bread...
Fresh cut sharp cheddar....
mmmmm.....
Damn you! I love grilled cheese...

Since: Oct 12

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#587532 Jan 13, 2013
Catcher1 wrote:
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Not bad.
I take issue with some of this, but just minor stuff (delete "glorious"; delete "pretend to act,"substitute "are"; delete "and usually have more...."; add "and you're also a redneck" after "help you).
But in general, not bad at all.
WHAT? I'm also a Redneck? You become one of them if they give u their shirt?

He gave me his shirt, o sh*t!

Since: Oct 12

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#587533 Jan 13, 2013
Mylan wrote:
<quoted text>Damn you! I love grilled cheese...
What grilled cheese?

I ate all of it, HA!!!

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

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#587534 Jan 13, 2013
Catcher1 wrote:
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You forgot to mention rednecks' political views.
Oh ya, my awful.

We are very stubborn about their conservative beliefs. We think that all liberals have lesser moral values.

We ain't afraid to kick someones ass over the smallest things.

We ain't afraid of the lawman.

We are usually socially conservative.

We are defensive against outsiders and anyone different from us.

We are friendly towards minorities but we have reservations about hiring or becoming close friends with them.

We rock!

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

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#587535 Jan 13, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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What if somebody steals your car?
Then they use that stolen vehicle to run over a couple people and kill them.
Who's responsibility do you think that is?
All the more reason ta shoot the sonofabitch before he does. That's what it is.

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

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#587536 Jan 13, 2013
Clementia wrote:
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What grilled cheese?
I ate all of it, HA!!!
Bitch....

You better not touch the potato salad!

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

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#587537 Jan 13, 2013
Mylan wrote:
<quoted text>Damn you! I love grilled cheese...
Sorry, I couldn't resist.

So do I :)

Since: Oct 12

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#587538 Jan 13, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Does that mean you're wearing a dirty shirt or not wearing a shirt?
:o
What's not to get about duct tape? It's good for everything except ducting.
I'm not wearing one, that's why I took yours, now u not wearing one!! he he he he, u shame, shame!!

What's ducting? I don't get it, explain it pleeese!! why it sexy on cars?

U need to learn something from Catcher, he always asks me, "clemm do u know what that means" after he tells me something, coz most of the time I don't know, and u need to understand that I don't know, just think i'm blonde and i dye my hair!
Greens - Tuf

Australia

#587539 Jan 13, 2013
Catcher1 wrote:
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I am an American, and I have four cars. Three are manuals, one is a manual/automatic (paddle shifters). And I am a very good driver.
Redneck should tell you what a redneck is, that's for sure.
American? Wow. I would of never guessed.
Saying you are a very good driver holds no water. You are not the judge of that, other road users are.
I'm guessing your a arrogant pig on the road
I bet you move over for no one.

Since: Oct 12

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#587540 Jan 13, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Oh ya, my awful.
We are very stubborn about their conservative beliefs. We think that all liberals have lesser moral values.
We ain't afraid to kick someones ass over the smallest things.
We ain't afraid of the lawman.
We are usually socially conservative.
We are defensive against outsiders and anyone different from us.
We are friendly towards minorities but we have reservations about hiring or becoming close friends with them.
We rock!
What? so in real life u would never be close friends with me?

I don't know if that's a good or bad thing. help, Catcher!

Since: Dec 12

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#587541 Jan 13, 2013
Clementia wrote:
What grilled cheese?
http://grilledcheeseacademy.co m

Since: Oct 12

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#587542 Jan 13, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Bitch....
You better not touch the potato salad!
Why...what u gonna do? give me another shirt? Yes, please, this one's really big and comfy, i love men's shirts, i have this thing for them!

I finished the potato salad yesterday, u slow coach!!!

I need to eat to maintain my figure, lol!

Since: Oct 12

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#587543 Jan 13, 2013
Mylan wrote:
OMG, thank u so much for the site, omg, i'm hungry!!!

Since: Sep 10

Long Beach, CA

#587544 Jan 13, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Oh ya, my awful.
We are very stubborn about their conservative beliefs. We think that all liberals have lesser moral values.
We ain't afraid to kick someones ass over the smallest things.
We ain't afraid of the lawman.
We are usually socially conservative.
We are defensive against outsiders and anyone different from us.
We are friendly towards minorities but we have reservations about hiring or becoming close friends with them.
We rock!
Excellent.

But for the last two words.

You bring us down, dude.

Since: Dec 12

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#587545 Jan 13, 2013
Clementia wrote:
I finished the potato salad yesterday,!
No more potato salad for you, just sardines.

Since: Dec 12

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#587546 Jan 13, 2013
Clementia wrote:
i'm hungry!!!
I thought you said you were from India...

Since: Sep 10

Long Beach, CA

#587547 Jan 13, 2013
Greens - Tuf wrote:
<quoted text>American? Wow. I would of never guessed.
Saying you are a very good driver holds no water. You are not the judge of that, other road users are.
I'm guessing your a arrogant pig on the road
I bet you move over for no one.
Oh no. I am a very courteous driver.

And I drive defensively, with much care.

But I do love acceleration and speed.
endtime

AOL

#587548 Jan 13, 2013
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PROOF Obama's ReElection = ANTICHRIST_______



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“ The Lord of delirious minds.”

Since: Dec 10

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#587549 Jan 13, 2013
Mylan wrote:
<quoted text>Christ, are you that lame? He didn't steal "something" - he stole a weapon DESIGNED to kill. Are you that blind dilbert? It's not THAT he stole - it's WHAT he stole.
Just like you , a crime is committed and what does mylanta the teenaged mutant cop do? Arrest the victim.

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