Prove there's a god.

Since: Sep 10

Long Beach, CA

#587519 Jan 13, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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A person, usually a white person, with a glorious absence of sophistication.
They don't like those who pretend to act educated.
With a shotgun, rifle, and a 4 wheel drive, a country boy can survive.
Do not confuse rednecks with white trash. White trash folks are the toothless, sister-bangin meth heads.
Rednecks are hard working, die hard Americans and usually have more than the average American because we're not lazy & not afraid of hard work.
We'll give you the shirt off our back if it'll help you.
We also think that duct tape on a car can be sexy.
Not bad.

I take issue with some of this, but just minor stuff (delete "glorious"; delete "pretend to act,"substitute "are"; delete "and usually have more...."; add "and you're also a redneck" after "help you).

But in general, not bad at all.

Since: Oct 12

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#587520 Jan 13, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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We'll give you the shirt off our back if it'll help you.
We also think that duct tape on a car can be sexy.
Thanks! U made Catcher happy so u made me happy!

OK, give me your shirt, I spilt hot choco on mine, Ouch!

(guys, now we find out how fit he is, wink wink, Ssshhhh)

I don't get the last line?

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

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#587521 Jan 13, 2013
Tide with Beach wrote:
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Deadly and lethal...oh shit!
Get real dude.
You mean you think that it's ok to smoke dope...but not cigarettes? That's different huh? OOPS!

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

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#587522 Jan 13, 2013
Catcher1 wrote:
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Not bad.
I take issue with some of this, but just minor stuff (delete "glorious"; delete "pretend to act,"substitute "are"; delete "and usually have more...."; add "and you're also a redneck" after "help you).
But in general, not bad at all.
The city bot lawyer doesn't get to redefine it, man.

We are what we are.

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

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#587523 Jan 13, 2013
Clementia wrote:
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Thanks! U made Catcher happy so u made me happy!
OK, give me your shirt, I spilt hot choco on mine, Ouch!
(guys, now we find out how fit he is, wink wink, Ssshhhh)
I don't get the last line?
Does that mean you're wearing a dirty shirt or not wearing a shirt?

:o

What's not to get about duct tape? It's good for everything except ducting.

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

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#587524 Jan 13, 2013
Greens - Tuf wrote:
<quoted text>. You being an atheist came from where ? You came from a non existent place. And when you die you will be going back to that non existent place.
I think you have a lot in common with this non existent god you speak of.
I do.

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

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#587525 Jan 13, 2013
Black Thunder 42 wrote:
<quoted text>You mean you think that it's ok to smoke dope...but not cigarettes? That's different huh? OOPS!
That's the hypocrisy.

It's also healthy to eat fried chicken but it's unhealthy to smoke.....

Since: Oct 12

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#587526 Jan 13, 2013
Pat wrote:
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My trip is not planned out yet, I am still working things out and learning about different music festivals. I have been very fortunate to be able to see so many of the giants of classical Indian music here in the USA, many who are now gone like Ravi Shankar, Ali Akbar Khan, Sultan Khan, Alla Rakha. It would be nice to see some of these Indian artists on their home turf!
I also want to check out a lot of wildile preserves too.
I am thinking of doing this train trip as part of my stay - http://www.maharajas-express-india.com/
Ravi Shankar was amazing!

WOW that's cool, i'm normally scared of trains in India, but that looks nice!

Best of luck with the trip!!:-)

Since: Sep 10

Long Beach, CA

#587527 Jan 13, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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The city bot lawyer doesn't get to redefine it, man.
We are what we are.
You forgot to mention rednecks' political views.

Since: Dec 12

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#587528 Jan 13, 2013
River Tam wrote:
When riding a bike naked I'd think the smaller the pecker the better
Just buy a bigger seat.

Since: Oct 10

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#587529 Jan 13, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Maybe that's why I've never ridden a bike naked ;)
Would it sound like a motorcycle?



;-)

Since: Oct 12

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#587530 Jan 13, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Wait a damn minute!!
.....
I can't put my hands up AnD have them behind my back.....
The girls father dies and he promises him that he'll stay away from her but at the end he breaks his promise, I was like, OMG, U TRAITOR!!

LOL, i thought that, too, but then I thought put them up first then behind!!

Since: Dec 12

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#587531 Jan 13, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Real butter...
White bread...
Fresh cut sharp cheddar....
mmmmm.....
Damn you! I love grilled cheese...

Since: Oct 12

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#587532 Jan 13, 2013
Catcher1 wrote:
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Not bad.
I take issue with some of this, but just minor stuff (delete "glorious"; delete "pretend to act,"substitute "are"; delete "and usually have more...."; add "and you're also a redneck" after "help you).
But in general, not bad at all.
WHAT? I'm also a Redneck? You become one of them if they give u their shirt?

He gave me his shirt, o sh*t!

Since: Oct 12

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#587533 Jan 13, 2013
Mylan wrote:
<quoted text>Damn you! I love grilled cheese...
What grilled cheese?

I ate all of it, HA!!!

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

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#587534 Jan 13, 2013
Catcher1 wrote:
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You forgot to mention rednecks' political views.
Oh ya, my awful.

We are very stubborn about their conservative beliefs. We think that all liberals have lesser moral values.

We ain't afraid to kick someones ass over the smallest things.

We ain't afraid of the lawman.

We are usually socially conservative.

We are defensive against outsiders and anyone different from us.

We are friendly towards minorities but we have reservations about hiring or becoming close friends with them.

We rock!

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

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#587535 Jan 13, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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What if somebody steals your car?
Then they use that stolen vehicle to run over a couple people and kill them.
Who's responsibility do you think that is?
All the more reason ta shoot the sonofabitch before he does. That's what it is.

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

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#587536 Jan 13, 2013
Clementia wrote:
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What grilled cheese?
I ate all of it, HA!!!
Bitch....

You better not touch the potato salad!

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

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#587537 Jan 13, 2013
Mylan wrote:
<quoted text>Damn you! I love grilled cheese...
Sorry, I couldn't resist.

So do I :)

Since: Oct 12

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#587538 Jan 13, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Does that mean you're wearing a dirty shirt or not wearing a shirt?
:o
What's not to get about duct tape? It's good for everything except ducting.
I'm not wearing one, that's why I took yours, now u not wearing one!! he he he he, u shame, shame!!

What's ducting? I don't get it, explain it pleeese!! why it sexy on cars?

U need to learn something from Catcher, he always asks me, "clemm do u know what that means" after he tells me something, coz most of the time I don't know, and u need to understand that I don't know, just think i'm blonde and i dye my hair!

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